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title: "6 State Troopers Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [So the Rhode Island State Troopers are BROLIC as hell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/9th-wonder/so-the-rhode-island-state-troopers-are-brolic-as-hell/)

[9th Wonder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/9th-wonder/)

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> [“Mr. Babcock pats my shoulder. He smiles, and the caterpillar mustache — the envy of state troopers everywhere, I'm sure — straightens…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/libba-bray/mr-babcock-pats-my-shoulder-he-smiles-and-the-caterpillar-mustache/)

[Libba Bray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/libba-bray/)

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> [“Did state troopers shift their pistols from hip to hip to avoid becoming lopsided?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/percival-everett/did-state-troopers-shift-their-pistols-from-hip-to-hip-to-avoid/)

[Percival Everett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/percival-everett/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bce/percival-everett-21881_state-troopers_did-state-troopers-shift-their-pistols-f_2308990.jpg)

> [Firefighters, police officers and state troopers place themselves in harm's way every day, every week, every year.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-mcgreevey/firefighters-police-officers-and-state-troopers-place-themselves-in/)

[James McGreevey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-mcgreevey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8a/james-mcgreevey-15663_every-day_firefighters-police-officers-and-state-t_2488753.jpg)

> [“No. I wasn’t there. I was back in Gladstone, Pennsylvania, and I was twelve years old. Two state troopers were in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/v-c-andrews/no-i-wasn-t-there-i-was-back-in-gladstone-pennsylvania-and-i-was/)

[V.C. Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/v-c-andrews/)

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> [(Obama's) a nice person, he's very articulate this is what's been used against him, but he couldn't sell watermelons if it, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-rather/obama-s-a-nice-person-he-s-very-articulate-this-is-what-s-been-used/)

[Dan Rather](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-rather/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4a/dan-rather-2779_anti-racism_obama-s-a-nice-person-he-s-very-articula_3211524.jpg)

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