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> [“Isn’t eight thirty in the morning a little early to start drinking?” “Look,” she snarled, pointing the utensil his way. “In less than a week, I’ve set my kitchen on fire.” A hand waved wildly toward the missing stove. “Lost…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/isn-t-eight-thirty-in-the-morning-a-little-early-to-start-drinking/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

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## More by Terri Osburn

> [“Finally, Beth said, "I thought you already were a couple." "No. We were having sex.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/finally-beth-said-i-thought-you-already-were-a-couple-no-we-were/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“She wanted to breathe him in, hold tight until they’d lost track of where one ended and the other began.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/she-wanted-to-breathe-him-in-hold-tight-until-they-d-lost-track-of/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“There are no limits on how many dreams we get to have. Not as long as we’re willing to work for them when they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/there-are-no-limits-on-how-many-dreams-we-get-to-have-not-as-long-as/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“Some choices can’t be undone. Some wounds can’t be healed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/some-choices-can-t-be-undone-some-wounds-can-t-be-healed/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“Isn’t eight thirty in the morning a little early to start drinking?” “Look,” she snarled, pointing the utensil his way. “In less than a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/isn-t-eight-thirty-in-the-morning-a-little-early-to-start-drinking/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“Sid slapped her hands on the bar. “Good Lord, woman, unclench your sphincter and have another drink.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/sid-slapped-her-hands-on-the-bar-good-lord-woman-unclench-your/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“...she had enough experience around testosterone to know the shit going through a man's head at any given moment should never be revealed for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/she-had-enough-experience-around-testosterone-to-know-the-shit-going/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“Can I ask you a question?” Squatting in front of an open cabinet, she said, “You just did. Why do people do that? If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/can-i-ask-you-a-question-squatting-in-front-of-an-open-cabinet-she/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“Not sure if you intend to stay with your meal plan, but I highly suggest you have something for lunch other than that second…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/not-sure-if-you-intend-to-stay-with-your-meal-plan-but-i-highly/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“Happiness is like the rainbows of life... Rainbows aren't real. You can't walk up and touch one. It's a trick of light. That doesn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/happiness-is-like-the-rainbows-of-life-rainbows-aren-t-real-you-can-t/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“Oh, sweet peaches and cream, this hurts.” “Child, what have you done to your foot?” Beth glanced down to see blood dripping from the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/oh-sweet-peaches-and-cream-this-hurts-child-what-have-you-done-to/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“Maybe there was estrogen in there somewhere. Under the motor oil and f-bombs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/maybe-there-was-estrogen-in-there-somewhere-under-the-motor-oil-and-f/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“One of the benefits of growing old—maybe the only benefit—is knowing more today than you did yesterday.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/one-of-the-benefits-of-growing-old-maybe-the-only-benefit-is-knowing/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“I don’t want to live my life someday. Then you never end up living at all.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/i-don-t-want-to-live-my-life-someday-then-you-never-end-up-living-at/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

> [“What evil deed are you concocting? You’re like a Disney villainess. Destroying someone is the only thing that makes you smile like that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terri-osburn/what-evil-deed-are-you-concocting-you-re-like-a-disney-villainess/)

[Terri Osburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terri-osburn/)

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