--- title: "1 Starlet Hollywood Quotes By Daniel Tosh" description: "1 Starlet Hollywood quotes by Daniel Tosh. Plus more from Daniel Tosh and more Starlet Hollywood sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/172/daniel-tosh-1624_aids_it-s-funny-you-can-make-fun-of-aids-or-h_516136.png" --- > [It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/it-s-funny-you-can-make-fun-of-aids-or-haiti-but-if-you-make-fun-of/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/172/daniel-tosh-1624_aids_it-s-funny-you-can-make-fun-of-aids-or-h_516136.png) ## More by Daniel Tosh > [Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp and shouting, LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/throwing-a-mcdouble-in-the-air-at-a-fat-camp-and-shouting-let-the/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [Until I was thirteen I thought my name was Shutup.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/until-i-was-thirteen-i-thought-my-name-was-shutup/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [ I'm like our fearless leader \[Jesus\]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/i-m-like-our-fearless-leader-jesus-where-do-i-get-my-inspiration-i/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/i-saw-a-guy-wearing-a-what-would-jesus-do-bracelet-and-a-lance/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/here-s-what-i-tell-people-now-when-they-come-to-my-shows-first-of-all/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/doing-a-book-signing-tomorrow-at-barnes-noble-bring-your-own-book-i/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/models-i-m-not-voting-for-you-for-any-stupid-magazine-list-if-you/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/thank-you-people-that-are-laughing-with-your-hand-away-from-your/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die...not sorry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/if-you-have-ever-typed-sorry-not-sorry-i-hope-you-die-not-sorry/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/you-should-never-eat-when-you-re-on-the-toilet-but-i-m-lactose/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/i-never-want-to-cannibalize-my-act-and-i-m-really-excited-that-i-am/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/i-ll-do-anything-usually-if-there-s-money-involved-and-little-work/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/anyone-who-has-been-to-an-english-public-school-will-always-feel/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/i-go-to-the-dentist-every-six-months-i-get-a-cleaning-so-i-m/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) > [The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/the-day-i-notice-a-cyclist-obey-a-stop-sign-is-the-day-i-ll-stop/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/starlet-hollywood/daniel-tosh/#itemlist", "name": "1 Starlet Hollywood Quotes By Daniel Tosh", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? 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