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> [“He thinks I’m his! That I’m gonna cook and have babies or something!” Jadus stares at me in shock and then turns to the man. “She can’t cook. She burns everything.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jen-wylie/he-thinks-i-m-his-that-i-m-gonna-cook-and-have-babies-or-something/)

[Jen Wylie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jen-wylie/)

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