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> [“I picked up the nearest weapon I could lay my hands on: a stapler. I lifted it, going for “menacing.” I admit it lacked a certain elegance, but hey. It was worth a shot. David placed his hand on my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-picked-up-the-nearest-weapon-i-could-lay-my-hands-on-a-stapler-i/)

[Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/)

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