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title: "2 Split Friend Quotes by 2 authors"
description: "Browse 2 Split Friend quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Split Friend sayings and thoughts."
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> [If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-lee-roth/if-you-want-to-split-a-bottle-with-a-friend-then-sammy-hagar-is-your/)

[David Lee Roth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-lee-roth/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/233/david-lee-roth-6560_bottles_if-you-want-to-split-a-bottle-with-a-fri_258023.jpg)

> [“You know I'm not a man with whom you can have inconsequential conversations. I cannot split myself into two, one your friend and the other the king's servant.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-mantel/you-know-i-m-not-a-man-with-whom-you-can-have-inconsequential/)

[Hilary Mantel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-mantel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02d/hilary-mantel-440_communication_you-know-i-m-not-a-man-with-whom-you-can_2407262.jpg)

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