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title: "4 Spider Fly Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 4 Spider Fly quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Spider Fly sayings and thoughts."
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> [“I don’t know how they catch the birds. I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can’t fly because if it could, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/i-don-t-know-how-they-catch-the-birds-i-know-the-goliath-fucking-bird/)

[David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/272/david-wong-1098_spider_i-don-t-know-how-they-catch-the-birds-i_387318.png)

> [The day spider fly is the day I live on the moon.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyle/the-day-spider-fly-is-the-day-i-live-on-the-moon/)

[Kyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77e/kyle-4591_funny_the-day-spider-fly-is-the-day-i-live-on_968914.jpg)

> [“Will you walk into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-howitt/will-you-walk-into-my-parlour-said-the-spider-to-the-fly/)

[Mary Howitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-howitt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50a/mary-howitt-27393_humor_will-you-walk-into-my-parlour-said-the-s_1710990.jpg)

> [“I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/i-know-the-goliath-fucking-bird-eating-spider-can-t-fly-because-if-it/)

[David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf0/david-wong-1098_humor_i-know-the-goliath-fucking-bird-eating-s_2946210.png)

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