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> [You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dobbin/you-d-really-spend-about-a-hundred-dollars-for-fake-testicles-for/)

[John Dobbin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dobbin/)

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## More by John Dobbin

> [I'm just saying it's easier to kill a cat than dispose of a car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dobbin/i-m-just-saying-it-s-easier-to-kill-a-cat-than-dispose-of-a-car/)

[John Dobbin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dobbin/)

> [You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dobbin/you-d-really-spend-about-a-hundred-dollars-for-fake-testicles-for/)

[John Dobbin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dobbin/)

> [Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dobbin/actually-cats-do-this-to-protect-you-from-gnomes-who-come-and-steal/)

[John Dobbin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dobbin/)

> [In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dobbin/in-reality-everyone-is-good-in-bed-close-eyes-shutdown-brain-pause-as/)

[John Dobbin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dobbin/)

> [In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dobbin/in-the-time-honored-tradition-of-email-just-ignore-the-question/)

[John Dobbin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dobbin/)

> [Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dobbin/internet-mailing-lists-are-like-fox-television-shows-they-have-really/)

[John Dobbin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dobbin/)

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