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title: "7 Spend Dollars Quotes by 7 authors"
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> [“Why is it that everyone loves to see the rich person get flushed down the toilet? Why is it people will spend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-plum-ucci/why-is-it-that-everyone-loves-to-see-the-rich-person-get-flushed-down/)

[Carol Plum-Ucci](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-plum-ucci/)

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> [Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billiam-coronel/don-t-spend-two-dollars-to-dry-clean-a-shirt-donate-it-to-the/)

[Billiam Coronel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billiam-coronel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bd/billiam-coronel-80811_army_don-t-spend-two-dollars-to-dry-clean-a-s_413258.jpg)

> [You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dobbin/you-d-really-spend-about-a-hundred-dollars-for-fake-testicles-for/)

[John Dobbin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dobbin/)

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> [I know that you've got to watch how you spend all the dollars. That's not the easiest thing to do. That's not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-scott/i-know-that-you-ve-got-to-watch-how-you-spend-all-the-dollars-that-s/)

[Rick Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-scott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/rick-scott-13518_dollars_i-know-that-you-ve-got-to-watch-how-you_1108373.png)

> [If you are well off and can afford to spend ten or twenty-five dollars a day to hire some patient soul to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-miller/if-you-are-well-off-and-can-afford-to-spend-ten-or-twenty-five/)

[Henry Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-miller/)

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> [My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-van-slyke/my-biggest-problem-in-the-big-leagues-is-that-i-can-t-figure-out-how/)

[Andy Van Slyke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-van-slyke/)

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> [I've always found that no matter how much you spend on a movie - you can spend sixty dollars or sixty million…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-ashbrook/i-ve-always-found-that-no-matter-how-much-you-spend-on-a-movie-you/)

[Dana Ashbrook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-ashbrook/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d5/dana-ashbrook-33800_always_i-ve-always-found-that-no-matter-how-muc_2040308.jpg)

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