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> [“keep half and tell him to spend the five bucks on toilet paper, because he’s full of shit.” The”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurann-dohner/keep-half-and-tell-him-to-spend-the-five-bucks-on-toilet-paper/)

[Laurann Dohner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurann-dohner/)

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> [“If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerard-way/if-you-re-gonna-buy-me-a-present-don-t-spend-more-than-twenty-five/)

[Gerard Way](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerard-way/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60c/gerard-way-1061_blowjob_if-you-re-gonna-buy-me-a-present-don-t-s_1068309.png)

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