--- title: "1 Southern Girls Quotes By Nick Wilgus" description: "1 Southern Girls quotes by Nick Wilgus. Plus more from Nick Wilgus and more Southern Girls sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f63/nick-wilgus-21254_looking-pretty_you-re-not-so-bad-looking-yourself-a-bit_1201404.jpg" --- > [“You’re not so bad-looking yourself. A bit too clean, like a metrosexual fella. Probably got a bunch of antiaging cream in your bathroom or something, but you in Dixie now, boy. You walk around looking pretty and these Southern girls…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/you-re-not-so-bad-looking-yourself-a-bit-too-clean-like-a-metrosexual/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f63/nick-wilgus-21254_looking-pretty_you-re-not-so-bad-looking-yourself-a-bit_1201404.jpg) ## Other authors on Southern Girls ## More by Nick Wilgus > [“The Lord gave you a backbone because He wanted you to use it. So use it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/the-lord-gave-you-a-backbone-because-he-wanted-you-to-use-it-so-use-it/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“By the way,” he said. “You know that little black thing that you carry around? It rings and beeps and stuff?” “My phone?” “Try…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/by-the-way-he-said-you-know-that-little-black-thing-that-you-carry/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“For an immature little preppy guy, you're pretty smart." "An immature little preppy guy ?" he repeated in an outraged tone of voice. "You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/for-an-immature-little-preppy-guy-you-re-pretty-smart-an-immature/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“Better feed him more beans or you’re going to have a midget on your hands, Wiley,” he said. “It’s bad enough to be deaf,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/better-feed-him-more-beans-or-you-re-going-to-have-a-midget-on-your/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“What he lacked in experience, he made up for in enthusiasm and the sweetness of innocence.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/what-he-lacked-in-experience-he-made-up-for-in-enthusiasm-and-the/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“Don’t swear in front of my kids, Papaw,” Bill said hotly. “Daddy, hush,” Mama said. “I’ll swear anytime I goddamn want to, Billy Cantrell,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/don-t-swear-in-front-of-my-kids-papaw-bill-said-hotly-daddy-hush-mama/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“God, fate, the universe, luck - we had been thrown together in this thing we call life for reasons we might never be able…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/god-fate-the-universe-luck-we-had-been-thrown-together-in-this-thing/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“I knew you’d say yes. You’re so easy.” “You’ve obviously never tried to get into my pants.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/i-knew-you-d-say-yes-you-re-so-easy-you-ve-obviously-never-tried-to/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“Oh, sorry, I’m thinking about Cousin Mary. Talk about a dog. That girl was so ugly we had to put a bag over her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/oh-sorry-i-m-thinking-about-cousin-mary-talk-about-a-dog-that-girl/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“It’s good,” Jackson said. “You’re just saying that,” I replied. “No, really, it’s good. A little greasy….” “The grease is part of the charm,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/it-s-good-jackson-said-you-re-just-saying-that-i-replied-no-really-it/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“We don’t hide crazy,” I said. “We put it on the porch and let it entertain the neighbors.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/we-don-t-hide-crazy-i-said-we-put-it-on-the-porch-and-let-it/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“Kids are always hanging on your tits,” I added. “By the time they grow up, you’ve got tits down to your knees and curvature…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/kids-are-always-hanging-on-your-tits-i-added-by-the-time-they-grow-up/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“I don’t think I want to visit your house anymore.” “Sometimes neither do I.” “And your grandfather….” “Leave my Papaw alone.” “He’s crazy.” “We…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/i-don-t-think-i-want-to-visit-your-house-anymore-sometimes-neither-do/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“You’re not so bad-looking yourself. A bit too clean, like a metrosexual fella. Probably got a bunch of antiaging cream in your bathroom or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/you-re-not-so-bad-looking-yourself-a-bit-too-clean-like-a-metrosexual/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) > [“...My friend Bo had just finished skinny-dipping when one of those bastards came trotting out of the woods and bit his dick clean off.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-wilgus/my-friend-bo-had-just-finished-skinny-dipping-when-one-of-those/) [Nick Wilgus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-wilgus/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/southern-girls/nick-wilgus/#itemlist", "name": "1 Southern Girls Quotes By Nick Wilgus", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You’re not so bad-looking yourself. 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