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title: "53 Sophie Quotes By Rachel Hawkins"
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> [“Where the heck was I while you were playing Grand Theft Cellar?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/where-the-heck-was-i-while-you-were-playing-grand-theft-cellar/)

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> [“Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/jackass-jackass-on-the-wall-where-s-the-info-on-hex-hall/)

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> [“Most girls got flowers. I got a dirt pit used for demon raising. Nice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/most-girls-got-flowers-i-got-a-dirt-pit-used-for-demon-raising-nice/)

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> [“No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/no-don-t-distract-me-with-your-sexy-talk/)

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> [“Please don't joke and bleed at the same time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/please-don-t-joke-and-bleed-at-the-same-time/)

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> [“Okay, fine. But just so you know, following me into hell means you're all definitely the sidekicks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/okay-fine-but-just-so-you-know-following-me-into-hell-means-you-re-2/)

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> [“But before he could either comfort me or commit further acts of violence upon my person, I spun away from him and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/but-before-he-could-either-comfort-me-or-commit-further-acts-of/)

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> [“Wow, Cross. I think you missed your calling. Screw demon hunting: you should clearly be writing Hallmark cards.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/wow-cross-i-think-you-missed-your-calling-screw-demon-hunting-you/)

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> [“Dad was at his desk when I opened the door, doing what all British people do when they're freaked out: drinking tea.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/dad-was-at-his-desk-when-i-opened-the-door-doing-what-all-british/)

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> [“I can't say what my first thought was as I sunk below the surface, because it was mostly a string of four-letter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-can-t-say-what-my-first-thought-was-as-i-sunk-below-the-surface/)

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> [“Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry," Archer offered.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/yeah-i-was-thinking-about-taking-one-of-those-showers-where-you/)

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> [“I told you, I suck at this. It's like any time I try to do a spell, it goes all big and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-told-you-i-suck-at-this-it-s-like-any-time-i-try-to-do-a-spell-it/)

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> [“So hologram means--" I finally said. "It means non-corporeal, yeah. Which sucks seeing as how there are a lot of very corporeal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/so-hologram-means-i-finally-said-it-means-non-corporeal-yeah-which/)

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> [“I moved to the center of the room, my strappy sandals clacking on the marble floor. "I'm assuming this is where the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-moved-to-the-center-of-the-room-my-strappy-sandals-clacking-on-the/)

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> [“It just seems like overkill when you already have a dagger and I have superpowerful magic at my disposal.” “‘Superpowerful?’”He stood up,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/it-just-seems-like-overkill-when-you-already-have-a-dagger-and-i-have/)

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> [“...And of course, your dad was always talking about you, so between him and Jenna, I feel like I already know you.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/and-of-course-your-dad-was-always-talking-about-you-so-between-him/)

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> [“It's like a natural law that my mother can never look anything less than obscenely beautiful. Even though she was wearing jeans…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/it-s-like-a-natural-law-that-my-mother-can-never-look-anything-less/)

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> [“Cross!" I called. I just couldn't bring myself to say "Archer" out loud. I'd have felt like I was in an episode…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/cross-i-called-i-just-couldn-t-bring-myself-to-say-archer-out-loud-i/)

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> [“So you’re the demon spawn,” Finley spit out. “Finn!” Aislinn snapped. Huh. So at least one of the Brannicks hated me. Weirdly,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/so-you-re-the-demon-spawn-finley-spit-out-finn-aislinn-snapped-huh-so/)

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> [“I’m not thrilled. And I totally reserve the right to angst over all this later. But honestly, Mom? Right now, I’m so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-m-not-thrilled-and-i-totally-reserve-the-right-to-angst-over-all/)

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> [“We could go to Lough Bealach,' Aislinn answered. 'Is that a place, or are you choking?' I asked, earning me a glare…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/we-could-go-to-lough-bealach-aislinn-answered-is-that-a-place-or-are-3/)

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> [“The hand on my hair moved to my back, and I realized someone was singing softly. The voice was familiar, and something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/the-hand-on-my-hair-moved-to-my-back-and-i-realized-someone-was/)

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> [“Cal's face swam into view. I couldn't hear him over the ringing in my ears. I'm pretty sure he mouthed for me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/cal-s-face-swam-into-view-i-couldn-t-hear-him-over-the-ringing-in-my/)

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> [“He gently pried my hand off his arm. "I have to," he said softly. He went to turn away, and then stopped,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/he-gently-pried-my-hand-off-his-arm-i-have-to-he-said-softly-he-went/)

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> [“And then, from behind me: "I thought about you. Every day." I froze, my hand still holding the canvas flap. Cal's voice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/and-then-from-behind-me-i-thought-about-you-every-day-i-froze-my-hand/)

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> [“Yeah, and we still have to deal with The Eye being…Eyeish, and me learning to be Head of the Council, which will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/yeah-and-we-still-have-to-deal-with-the-eye-being-eyeish-and-me/)

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> [“We could argue in front of our lockers all dramatically," I said. "That's something I saw a lot at human high schools."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/we-could-argue-in-front-of-our-lockers-all-dramatically-i-said-that-s/)

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> [“Oh, come on, Sophie. Don't you get it? He's L'Occhio di Dio's ultimate weapon. They used him as a spy at Hecate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/oh-come-on-sophie-don-t-you-get-it-he-s-l-occhio-di-dio-s-ultimate/)

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> [“Archer?” I asked, raising my eyebrows. Hey, you might be able to take away my magical powers, but the power of sarcasm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/archer-i-asked-raising-my-eyebrows-hey-you-might-be-able-to-take-away/)

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> [“This may sound weird, but the first thing I thought as I watched that ten-feet-tall bronze lady plummet toward my face was,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/this-may-sound-weird-but-the-first-thing-i-thought-as-i-watched-that-2/)

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> [“We could go to Lough Bealach,” Aislinn answered. “Is that a place, or are you choking?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/we-could-go-to-lough-bealach-aislinn-answered-is-that-a-place-or-are/)

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> [“He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/he-probably-would-ve-raised-an-eyebrow-in-that-annoying-hot-way-he/)

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> [“His voice was low, and I think he would've been hot if he weren't radiating that air of "I Am Super Evil--No,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/his-voice-was-low-and-i-think-he-would-ve-been-hot-if-he-weren-t/)

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> [“It’ll make you feel better.” "By making me dead?” I asked. “I mean, I’m sure that would make my headache go away,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/it-ll-make-you-feel-better-by-making-me-dead-i-asked-i-mean-i-m-sure/)

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> [“Archer is it hot anymore," I'd fired back. "He tried to kill me, and his girlfriend is Satan.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/archer-is-it-hot-anymore-i-d-fired-back-he-tried-to-kill-me-and-his/)

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> [“Cal stepped forward, hopefully to come to my rescue. "I could toss her off the pier, Ms. Vanderlyden." Or not.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/cal-stepped-forward-hopefully-to-come-to-my-rescue-i-could-toss-her/)

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> [“The four of us sat around the pentagram holding hands. I wondered if we were about to sing "Kumbaya.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/the-four-of-us-sat-around-the-pentagram-holding-hands-i-wondered-if/)

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> [“At her door, Jenna stopped. "Soph, I really am--" "Jenna, if you say sorry one more time, I'm going to punch you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/at-her-door-jenna-stopped-soph-i-really-am-jenna-if-you-say-sorry-one/)

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> [“Check out the magic crap.” He shot me a look. “Oh, is that what we’re supposed to be doing? Because I’ve just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/check-out-the-magic-crap-he-shot-me-a-look-oh-is-that-what-we-re/)

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> [“Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/um-mercer-haven-t-seen-you-in-nearly-a-month-i-was-expecting/)

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> [“Cal stepped forward, hopefully to come to my rescue. "I could toss her off the pier, Ms. Vanderlyden." Or not.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/cal-stepped-forward-hopefully-to-come-to-my-rescue-i-could-toss-her/)

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> [“Or maybe your magic isn't that destructive after all. The rain of Doritos, the bed thing,this...Maybe it's just that you create too big, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/or-maybe-your-magic-isn-t-that-destructive-after-all-the-rain-of/)

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> [“We headed down a narrow flight of stairs that ended at a low arch. Beyond the arch was yet another murky room. Did these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/we-headed-down-a-narrow-flight-of-stairs-that-ended-at-a-low-arch/)

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> [“I know it looks vaguely unsanitary and potentially scandalous, Nana, but I promise that Izzy and I are only pursuing noble...pursuits. We've even got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-know-it-looks-vaguely-unsanitary-and-potentially-scandalous-nana/)

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> [“Looking back, none of this would have happened if I’d brought lip gloss the night of the Homecoming Dance.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/looking-back-none-of-this-would-have-happened-if-i-d-brought-lip/)

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> [“Izzy was sitting cross-legged on the couch, a paper-back book in her hands. She didn’t look up when we came in, and I wondered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/izzy-was-sitting-cross-legged-on-the-couch-a-paper-back-book-in-her/)

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> [“I knew." "What?" "I knew what you were then, Sophie. Your dad told me before the betrothal. And you told me about your grandmother,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-knew-what-i-knew-what-you-were-then-sophie-your-dad-told-me-before/)

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> [“Welcome to The Twilight Zone!” The “Holy-crap-that’s-a-lot-of-pink” Zone would have been a more accurate description.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/welcome-to-the-twilight-zone-the-holy-crap-that-s-a-lot-of-pink-zone/)

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> [“There was an intruder on a forbidden part of the island, and the security system was compromised." Another image of Archer's sword slicing through…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/there-was-an-intruder-on-a-forbidden-part-of-the-island-and-the/)

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> [“Do you remember the section on controlling demons in Demonologies ? I believe it's in chapter five." "Um...no." Irritation flashed over his face. "Honestly,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/do-you-remember-the-section-on-controlling-demons-in-demonologies-i/)

[Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/)

> [“Both of us widened our eyes and said, "Woah." Then I immediately blushed. Oh my God, had I just looked at Archer and said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/both-of-us-widened-our-eyes-and-said-woah-then-i-immediately-blushed/)

[Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/)

> [“Ah, Grace and Aislinn arguing. It’s like old times again,” a male voice said, sounding vaguely muffled. “Could someone take this blasted thing off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/ah-grace-and-aislinn-arguing-it-s-like-old-times-again-a-male-voice/)

[Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/)

> [“Why do you think Lara is Lara Casnoff, and Mrs. Casnoff is Mrs. Casnoff?” Elodie whispered as she worked her magic on the enchanted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/why-do-you-think-lara-is-lara-casnoff-and-mrs-casnoff-is-mrs-casnoff/)

[Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/)

> [“Put simply,she freaked me the hell out.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/put-simply-she-freaked-me-the-hell-out/)

[Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/)

> [“When someone tells you somebody's been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference. But laughing is exactly what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/when-someone-tells-you-somebody-s-been-murdered-laughing-is-probably/)

[Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/)

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