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title: "3 Son Worry Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [The greatest thing I could say about my son, and this is what you always worry about with your kids, that they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herm-edwards/the-greatest-thing-i-could-say-about-my-son-and-this-is-what-you/)

[Herm Edwards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herm-edwards/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b40/herm-edwards-6571_dad_the-greatest-thing-i-could-say-about-my_92087.jpg)

> [My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/my-son-i-worry-about-i-m-pretty-sure-he-s-gonna-be-gay-at-this-point/)

[Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf3/adam-carolla-2058_high-school_my-son-i-worry-about-i-m-pretty-sure-he_1357508.png)

> [If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you have to worry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-you-have-a-son-you-only-have-to-worry-about-one-penis-if-you-have/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/029/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_if-you-have-a-son-you-only-have-to-worry_2468813.jpg)

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