--- title: "2 Son Bitch Quotes By Emma Chase" description: "2 Son Bitch quotes by Emma Chase. Plus more from Emma Chase and more Son Bitch sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/277/emma-chase-699_cruel_and-i-know-someone-who-s-perfect-for-her_117164.jpg" --- > [“And I know someone who’s perfect for her. He works in my lab. He’s smart. He’s funny. His name is Bert.” Bert? Is she fucking kidding me? What kind of sick son of a bitch names his kid Bert in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/and-i-know-someone-who-s-perfect-for-her-he-works-in-my-lab-he-s/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/277/emma-chase-699_cruel_and-i-know-someone-who-s-perfect-for-her_117164.jpg) > [“You ever seen A Christmas Story? You know toward the end when Ralphie beats the ever-loving shit out of the bully? I hope to God you've seen it. Because then you'll know exactly what I mean when I say I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/you-ever-seen-a-christmas-story-you-know-toward-the-end-when-ralphie/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa8/emma-chase-699_bitch_you-ever-seen-a-christmas-story-you-know_791825.jpg) ## More by Emma Chase > [“Fine’s a funny word, don’t you think? I don’t think there’s another like it in the English language that says so much while actually…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/fine-s-a-funny-word-don-t-you-think-i-don-t-think-there-s-another/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“And for God's sake, don't let her watch Cinderella. What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember where she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/and-for-god-s-sake-don-t-let-her-watch-cinderella-what-kind-of/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“I AM ALL ABOUT SELF-DETERMINATION. Will. Control. I determine my path in life. I decide my failures and successes. Screw fate. Destiny can kiss…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/i-am-all-about-self-determination-will-control-i-determine-my-path-in/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“I’m going to fight to prove to you that this is real. That I’m not going anywhere and that what I feel for you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/i-m-going-to-fight-to-prove-to-you-that-this-is-real-that-i-m-not/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“As she starts to speak, my mind is suddenly filled with every hot-teacher fantasy I’ve ever had. They’re playing out in my mind right…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/as-she-starts-to-speak-my-mind-is-suddenly-filled-with-every-hot/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“Self-doubts are like weeds; if you don't deal with them right away, they multiply. And before you know it, your garden looks like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/self-doubts-are-like-weeds-if-you-don-t-deal-with-them-right-away/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“I prop my guitar up against the nightstand. Then I turn toward the bed and fall into it face first. The mattress is soft…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/i-prop-my-guitar-up-against-the-nightstand-then-i-turn-toward-the-bed/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“It doesn’t much matter what you say when you’re screwing anyway. Or how you do it. Slow and gentle or fast and violent—it’s the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/it-doesn-t-much-matter-what-you-say-when-you-re-screwing-anyway-or/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“I’ll never get tired of looking at her. Or kissing her. Pussy whipped, thy name is Drew. Yeah I know. It’s okay. I don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/i-ll-never-get-tired-of-looking-at-her-or-kissing-her-pussy-whipped/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“I’m taking her to The Horny Goat, Agent St. James, not charging into battle. You and the rest of security are welcome to accompany…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/i-m-taking-her-to-the-horny-goat-agent-st-james-not-charging-into/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“As the bills fall into the jar, Alexandra takes her hand. “Come on Mackenzie, let’s go to the American Girl store and spend some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/as-the-bills-fall-into-the-jar-alexandra-takes-her-hand-come-on/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“Love is for suckers, sweetheart.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/love-is-for-suckers-sweetheart/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“Men? We don’t leave a lot of room for doubt: You’re a dick. You fucked my girlfriend. You killed my dog. I hate you.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/men-we-don-t-leave-a-lot-of-room-for-doubt-you-re-a-dick-you-fucked/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“And I know someone who’s perfect for her. He works in my lab. He’s smart. He’s funny. His name is Bert.” Bert? Is she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/and-i-know-someone-who-s-perfect-for-her-he-works-in-my-lab-he-s/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“When we pull back into the castle courtyard, James is waiting. And he does not look happy. Actually he looks like a blond Hulk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/when-we-pull-back-into-the-castle-courtyard-james-is-waiting-and-he/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/son-bitch/emma-chase/#itemlist", "name": "2 Son Bitch Quotes By Emma Chase", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“And I know someone who’s perfect for her. He works in my lab. He’s smart. He’s funny. His name is Bert.” Bert? Is she fucking kidding me? What kind of sick son of a bitch names his kid Bert in this day and age? That’s just cruel. “He’ll show Kate a good time. I plan on setting them up this weekend.” And I plan on handcuffing myself to Kate’s ankle and eating the key. 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