--- title: "12 Something Quotes By Mike Birbiglia" description: "12 Something quotes by Mike Birbiglia. Plus more from Mike Birbiglia and more Something sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3d/mike-birbiglia-1343_about_i-think-your-tendency-when-you-play-your_2566699.png" --- > [I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/i-think-your-tendency-when-you-play-yourself-is-to-accentuate/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3d/mike-birbiglia-1343_about_i-think-your-tendency-when-you-play-your_2566699.png) > [Once you start writing something obsessively, it's almost like someone has to rip it from your hands in order for you to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/once-you-start-writing-something-obsessively-it-s-almost-like-someone/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6dd/mike-birbiglia-1343_almost_once-you-start-writing-something-obsessi_76303.png) > [If you're asked something on a movie set and you say 'I don't know,' you lose confidence in every department. What you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/if-you-re-asked-something-on-a-movie-set-and-you-say-i-don-t-know-you/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/35e/mike-birbiglia-1343_asked_if-you-re-asked-something-on-a-movie-set_900899.png) > [There's something about small venues that's amazing for developing material. It's almost like you can not only hear people's response, but you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/there-s-something-about-small-venues-that-s-amazing-for-developing/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/922/mike-birbiglia-1343_about_there-s-something-about-small-venues-tha_3025304.png) > [I'm unable to do the thing that Broadway actors do in plays, sometimes for years. The same exact blocking, the same exact…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/i-m-unable-to-do-the-thing-that-broadway-actors-do-in-plays-sometimes/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a5/mike-birbiglia-1343_actor_i-m-unable-to-do-the-thing-that-broadway_1564685.png) > [The way I view comedy clubs is, people are drinking, they're ordering food, they're out for the night, and there's also a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/the-way-i-view-comedy-clubs-is-people-are-drinking-they-re-ordering/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e96/mike-birbiglia-1343_also_the-way-i-view-comedy-clubs-is-people-ar_2629865.png) > [I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/i-would-be-so-mad-if-i-saw-something-called-a-memoir-and-then-it-was/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/013/mike-birbiglia-1343_comedian_i-would-be-so-mad-if-i-saw-something-cal_1348242.jpg) > [Media is so weird; everything is so accessible now. It used to be this thing where, if you did something on 'This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/media-is-so-weird-everything-is-so-accessible-now-it-used-to-be-this/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/632/mike-birbiglia-1343_accessible_media-is-so-weird-everything-is-so-acces_178487.png) > [As a comedian, you want people to like you. That's part of why you're there in the first place: You have this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/as-a-comedian-you-want-people-to-like-you-that-s-part-of-why-you-re/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d8/mike-birbiglia-1343_chance_as-a-comedian-you-want-people-to-like-yo_1553005.png) > [The thing about storytelling is it's very stripped down; it's very much at the core of 'I'm a person and I'm just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/the-thing-about-storytelling-is-it-s-very-stripped-down-it-s-very/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce0/mike-birbiglia-1343_about_the-thing-about-storytelling-is-it-s-ver_1130815.png) > [I think that my regrets mostly have to do with my relationship with my ex-girlfriend. Every once in a while, you get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/i-think-that-my-regrets-mostly-have-to-do-with-my-relationship-with/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b04/mike-birbiglia-1343_communication_i-think-that-my-regrets-mostly-have-to-d_1253349.jpg) > [You get to the end of something, you're laughing, you're like, 'That's funny, and that's funny,' and then you get to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/you-get-to-the-end-of-something-you-re-laughing-you-re-like-that-s/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f93/mike-birbiglia-1343_come_you-get-to-the-end-of-something-you-re-l_2704541.jpg) ## Other authors on Something ## More by Mike Birbiglia > [So I went to a club the other day, which is timely because my self esteem had been hovering right around 'normal' and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/so-i-went-to-a-club-the-other-day-which-is-timely-because-my-self/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [My writing process is very feedback-based. When I do stand-up, I listen to the audience. I try to understand what's connecting, what's not connecting,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/my-writing-process-is-very-feedback-based-when-i-do-stand-up-i-listen/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [I've actually always wanted to write like a one-person show that was sort of a romantic comedy - a show that was kind of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/i-ve-actually-always-wanted-to-write-like-a-one-person-show-that-was/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [It's interesting how sleepwalking in a certain way becomes an accumulation of your outside stimuli that's actually there and what's happening in your brain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/it-s-interesting-how-sleepwalking-in-a-certain-way-becomes-an/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/i-went-to-the-doctor-and-they-found-something-in-my-bladder-and/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/bears-are-simultaneously-so-graceful-and-so-strong-bears-know-who/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [Once you start writing something obsessively, it's almost like someone has to rip it from your hands in order for you to put it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/once-you-start-writing-something-obsessively-it-s-almost-like-someone/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/i-always-try-to-attack-the-most-honest-issues-i-can-in-my-comedy/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [The list of fun and easily fixed brain diseases is very short.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/the-list-of-fun-and-easily-fixed-brain-diseases-is-very-short/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [When I met my wife, I was a working comic, so the first week we went out, she saw me perform, and it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/when-i-met-my-wife-i-was-a-working-comic-so-the-first-week-we-went/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [I think because I've been working in front of audiences for so many years, I'm able to take in the input, good or bad,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/i-think-because-i-ve-been-working-in-front-of-audiences-for-so-many/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [Directing your first film is like showing up to the field trip in seventh grade, getting on the bus, and making an announcement, 'So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/directing-your-first-film-is-like-showing-up-to-the-field-trip-in/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [Media is so weird; everything is so accessible now. It used to be this thing where, if you did something on 'This American Life,'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/media-is-so-weird-everything-is-so-accessible-now-it-used-to-be-this/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [As artists, we'd all love to not be commercial - to not sell out to the full extent that we are able. But you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/as-artists-we-d-all-love-to-not-be-commercial-to-not-sell-out-to-the/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) > [Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/comedy-is-tragedy-plus-time-but-the-time-is-different-for-everybody/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/something/mike-birbiglia/#itemlist", "name": "12 Something Quotes By Mike Birbiglia", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mike Birbiglia" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/i-think-your-tendency-when-you-play-yourself-is-to-accentuate/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3d/mike-birbiglia-1343_about_i-think-your-tendency-when-you-play-your_2566699.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3d/mike-birbiglia-1343_about_i-think-your-tendency-when-you-play-your_2566699.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3d/mike-birbiglia-1343_about_i-think-your-tendency-when-you-play-your_2566699.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the…” — Mike Birbiglia", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Once you start writing something obsessively, it's almost like someone has to rip it from your hands in order for you to put it down.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mike Birbiglia" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/once-you-start-writing-something-obsessively-it-s-almost-like-someone/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6dd/mike-birbiglia-1343_almost_once-you-start-writing-something-obsessi_76303.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6dd/mike-birbiglia-1343_almost_once-you-start-writing-something-obsessi_76303.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6dd/mike-birbiglia-1343_almost_once-you-start-writing-something-obsessi_76303.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Once you start writing something obsessively, it's almost like someone has to rip it from your hands in…” — Mike Birbiglia", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you're asked something on a movie set and you say 'I don't know,' you lose confidence in every department. 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That's part of why you're there in the first place: You have this unquenchable need to be liked, and then when you divert from that and take a chance at doing something that has moments of fierce unlikeability, you can hit some real low points.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mike Birbiglia" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/as-a-comedian-you-want-people-to-like-you-that-s-part-of-why-you-re/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d8/mike-birbiglia-1343_chance_as-a-comedian-you-want-people-to-like-yo_1553005.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d8/mike-birbiglia-1343_chance_as-a-comedian-you-want-people-to-like-yo_1553005.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d8/mike-birbiglia-1343_chance_as-a-comedian-you-want-people-to-like-yo_1553005.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“As a comedian, you want people to like you. 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