--- title: "15 Sombreros Quotes by 13 authors" description: "Browse 15 Sombreros quotes by 13 authors. Discover the best Sombreros sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/922/charlie-sheen-1569_golden_i-m-not-wearing-a-golden-sombrero-158783_1587830.jpg" --- > [I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-sheen/i-m-not-wearing-a-golden-sombrero/) [Charlie Sheen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-sheen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/922/charlie-sheen-1569_golden_i-m-not-wearing-a-golden-sombrero-158783_1587830.jpg) > [If you have a sombrero, throw it to the sky!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vin-scully/if-you-have-a-sombrero-throw-it-to-the-sky/) [Vin Scully](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vin-scully/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d8/vin-scully-11256_ifs_if-you-have-a-sombrero-throw-it-to-the-s_37912.jpg) > [What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-watterson/what-fun-is-it-being-cool-if-you-can-t-wear-a-sombrero/) [Bill Watterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-watterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e2/bill-watterson-728_being-cool_what-fun-is-it-being-cool-if-you-can-t-w_1345557.png) > [Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noel-fielding/imagine-that-a-poncho-sombrero-combo-i-ll-be-off-my-tits-on-happiness/) [Noel Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noel-fielding/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/712/noel-fielding-2869_funny_imagine-that-a-poncho-sombrero-combo-i-l_80828.jpg) > [When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/when-you-re-doing-sketch-comedy-and-you-re-pregnant-it-s-like-wearing/) [Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8b/amy-poehler-1084_comedy_when-you-re-doing-sketch-comedy-and-you_1073497.jpg) > [I will eat anything Mexican - a sombrero, hacienda... anything. Theyve perfected the combo of bread items and the grill.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-delonge/i-will-eat-anything-mexican-a-sombrero-hacienda-anything-theyve/) [Tom DeLonge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-delonge/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/704/tom-delonge-5119_bread_i-will-eat-anything-mexican-a-sombrero-h_1922395.png) > [I am not belittling the brave pioneer men but the sunbonnet as well as the sombrero has helped to settle this glorious…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edna-ferber/i-am-not-belittling-the-brave-pioneer-men-but-the-sunbonnet-as-well/) [Edna Ferber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edna-ferber/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18d/edna-ferber-3893_acceptance_i-am-not-belittling-the-brave-pioneer-me_1188450.png) > [At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards.My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-a-freund/at-commencement-you-wear-your-square-shaped-mortarboards-my-hope-is/) [Paul A. Freund](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-a-freund/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fc/paul-a-freund-95663_commencement_at-commencement-you-wear-your-square-sha_1821283.png) > [I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-sheen/i-tried-marriage-i-m-0-for-3-with-the-marriage-thing-so-being-a/) [Charlie Sheen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-sheen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8d/charlie-sheen-1569_baseball_i-tried-marriage-i-m-0-for-3-with-the-ma_2767822.jpg) > [I met my first midget in Mexico, and he was a waiter with a sombrero on his head, filled with chips and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-met-my-first-midget-in-mexico-and-he-was-a-waiter-with-a-sombrero/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d9/chelsea-handler-887_chips_i-met-my-first-midget-in-mexico-and-he-w_2571425.png) > [Everyone has seen photographs of Mexicans wearing those big sombreros. When you come to Mexico, the astonishing thing is, nobody wears these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-beresford/everyone-has-seen-photographs-of-mexicans-wearing-those-big-sombreros/) [Bruce Beresford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-beresford/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d6/bruce-beresford-21063_astonishing_everyone-has-seen-photographs-of-mexican_2677872.jpg) > [A sombrero fell out of the sky and landed on the main street of town in front of the mayor, his cousin,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-brautigan/a-sombrero-fell-out-of-the-sky-and-landed-on-the-main-street-of-town/) [Richard Brautigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-brautigan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ad/richard-brautigan-2765_air_a-sombrero-fell-out-of-the-sky-and-lande_586836.jpg) > [ There's a lot of things, even the landscape that we show in the movie \[Everybody Loves Somebody\] of Ensenada in Baja is… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karla-souza/there-s-a-lot-of-things-even-the-landscape-that-we-show-in-the-movie/) [Karla Souza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karla-souza/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1b/karla-souza-14563_body-love_there-s-a-lot-of-things-even-the-landsca_113186.jpg) > [Hobbes: What are you doing? Calvin: Being "cool." Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored. Calvin: The world bores you when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-watterson/hobbes-what-are-you-doing-calvin-being-cool-hobbes-you-look-more-like/) [Bill Watterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-watterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21e/bill-watterson-728_being-cool_hobbes-what-are-you-doing-calvin-being-c_1563148.png) > [My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-b-king/my-ex-wife-was-trying-to-be-nice-once-so-she-took-me-to-a-concert-in/) [B. B. King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-b-king/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a0/b-b-king-4531_being-nice_my-ex-wife-was-trying-to-be-nice-once-so_47462.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sombreros/#itemlist", "name": "Sombreros Quotes", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Charlie Sheen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-sheen/i-m-not-wearing-a-golden-sombrero/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/922/charlie-sheen-1569_golden_i-m-not-wearing-a-golden-sombrero-158783_1587830.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/922/charlie-sheen-1569_golden_i-m-not-wearing-a-golden-sombrero-158783_1587830.jpg", "url": 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