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title: "Best Sock Sayings"
description: "Browse 345 Sock quotes by 299 authors. Discover the best Sock sayings and thoughts."
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> [You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-galifianakis/you-know-you-re-getting-fat-when-your-socks-don-t-fit/)

[Zach Galifianakis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-galifianakis/)

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> [I get asked a lot about the Rock N' Sock Connection.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mick-foley/i-get-asked-a-lot-about-the-rock-n-sock-connection/)

[Mick Foley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mick-foley/)

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> [“Go make love to a tube sock.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nenia-campbell/go-make-love-to-a-tube-sock/)

[Nenia Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nenia-campbell/)

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> [Oakmont possesses all the charm of a sock to the head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-sarazen/oakmont-possesses-all-the-charm-of-a-sock-to-the-head/)

[Gene Sarazen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-sarazen/)

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> [Go to American Apparel; they have all of the colors of socks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/theophilus-london/go-to-american-apparel-they-have-all-of-the-colors-of-socks/)

[Theophilus London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/theophilus-london/)

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> [Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emo-philips/sometimes-my-mother-goes-through-my-socks-and-underwear-i-wouldn-t/)

[Emo Philips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emo-philips/)

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> [The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-kay/the-most-painful-household-accident-is-wearing-socks-and-stepping-on/)

[Peter Kay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-kay/)

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> [I am working on a dress sock line of funky, colorful, cool designs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-kardashian/i-am-working-on-a-dress-sock-line-of-funky-colorful-cool-designs/)

[Rob Kardashian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-kardashian/)

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> [Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mo-rocca/politicians-who-wear-little-tennis-socks-with-the-balls-at-the-back/)

[Mo Rocca](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mo-rocca/)

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> [I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-venison/i-always-used-to-put-my-right-boot-on-first-and-then-obviously-my/)

[Barry Venison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-venison/)

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> [Who doesn't love a statement sock? I mean, we won't go in to details, but your underwear has to be bright, too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bubba-watson/who-doesn-t-love-a-statement-sock-i-mean-we-won-t-go-in-to-details/)

[Bubba Watson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bubba-watson/)

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> [A pair of socks is no less suitable to make a painting with than wood, nails, turpentine, oil and fabric.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-rauschenberg/a-pair-of-socks-is-no-less-suitable-to-make-a-painting-with-than-wood/)

[Robert Rauschenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-rauschenberg/)

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> [I was so dorky up until I was about 14 or 15 and started to get a little bit cooler, but I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/teresa-palmer/i-was-so-dorky-up-until-i-was-about-14-or-15-and-started-to-get-a/)

[Teresa Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/teresa-palmer/)

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> [I used to be teased for the way I wore my hair at school. I used to do things like wear a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/florence-griffith-joyner/i-used-to-be-teased-for-the-way-i-wore-my-hair-at-school-i-used-to-do/)

[Florence Griffith Joyner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/florence-griffith-joyner/)

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> [With the way I dress, I think my personality shows, so I don't always have to talk. Someone can see what I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dwyane-wade/with-the-way-i-dress-i-think-my-personality-shows-so-i-don-t-always/)

[Dwyane Wade](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dwyane-wade/)

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> [It's a drag having to wear socks during matches, because the tan, like, stops at the ankles. I can never get my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monica-seles/it-s-a-drag-having-to-wear-socks-during-matches-because-the-tan-like/)

[Monica Seles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monica-seles/)

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> [Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff." "Like what, your socks? No,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/do-we-have-any-chlorine-it-seems-to-be-kind-of-explosive-when-mixed/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Objects of every sort are materials for the new art: paint, food, chairs, electric and neon lights, smoke, water, old socks, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allan-kaprow/objects-of-every-sort-are-materials-for-the-new-art-paint-food-chairs/)

[Allan Kaprow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allan-kaprow/)

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> [The gift from my Secret Santa wasn't anything special. That makes me sad. I bet you anything that Mary Elizabeth is my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-chbosky/the-gift-from-my-secret-santa-wasn-t-anything-special-that-makes-me/)

[Stephen Chbosky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-chbosky/)

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> [Can you be sure?" "I haven't spent the last fifteen hundred years learning how to knit my own socks, boy!" The crone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-day-george/can-you-be-sure-i-haven-t-spent-the-last-fifteen-hundred-years/)

[Jessica Day George](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-day-george/)

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> [Everybody tells me that they would love to knit, but they don't have time. I look at people's lives and I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-pearl-mcphee/everybody-tells-me-that-they-would-love-to-knit-but-they-don-t-have/)

[Stephanie Pearl-McPhee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-pearl-mcphee/)

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> [my sweet old etcetera aunt lucy during the recent war could and what is more did tell you just what everybody was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-sweet-old-etcetera-aunt-lucy-during-the-recent-war-could-and-what/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Hollywood keeps before its child audiences a string of glorified young heroes, everyone of whom is an unhesitating and violent Anarchist. His…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/hollywood-keeps-before-its-child-audiences-a-string-of-glorified/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

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> [When I was growing up I used to think that the best thing about coming from Des Moines was that it meant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-bryson/when-i-was-growing-up-i-used-to-think-that-the-best-thing-about/)

[Bill Bryson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-bryson/)

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> [Joe: You don't want me, Sugar. I'm a liar and a phony. A saxophone player. One of those no-goodniks you keep running…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn-monroe/joe-you-don-t-want-me-sugar-i-m-a-liar-and-a-phony-a-saxophone-player/)

[Marilyn Monroe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marilyn-monroe/)

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> [I like the light that comes off metal shutters at siesta time in the summer, having a break from driving in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/audrey-tautou/i-like-the-light-that-comes-off-metal-shutters-at-siesta-time-in-the/)

[Audrey Tautou](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/audrey-tautou/)

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> [With everybody having a Facebook and a Twitter, I feel like regular people consider themselves stars. It's a live, real-time upload of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-ross/with-everybody-having-a-facebook-and-a-twitter-i-feel-like-regular/)

[Jeff Ross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-ross/)

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> [There was still plenty of water in the basement, and I felt it soaking me from the knees on down. If someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-was-still-plenty-of-water-in-the-basement-and-i-felt-it-soaking/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When exhausted and feeling sorry for yourself, at least change your socks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-maclean/when-exhausted-and-feeling-sorry-for-yourself-at-least-change-your/)

[Norman Maclean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-maclean/)

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> [I wish i could change my mind as easily as I change socks But then I don't change socks so easily](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francesca-woodman/i-wish-i-could-change-my-mind-as-easily-as-i-change-socks-but-then-i/)

[Francesca Woodman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francesca-woodman/)

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> [Edith Piaf knocked my socks off when I was 8, but I didn't know what she was singing about.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joni-mitchell/edith-piaf-knocked-my-socks-off-when-i-was-8-but-i-didn-t-know-what/)

[Joni Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joni-mitchell/)

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> [I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-armstrong/i-am-and-ever-will-be-a-white-socks-pocket-protector-nerdy-engineer-2/)

[Neil Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-armstrong/)

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> [This extraordinary group has absolutely captivated my imagination, knocked my socks off - what more can I say?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-tilson-thomas/this-extraordinary-group-has-absolutely-captivated-my-imagination/)

[Michael Tilson Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-tilson-thomas/)

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> [I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-washed-a-sock-then-i-put-it-in-the-dryer-when-i-took-it-out-it-was-2/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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> [I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/flavor-flav/i-ll-tell-you-one-thing-you-can-t-do-you-can-t-put-your-shoes-on-then/)

[Flavor Flav](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/flavor-flav/)

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> [August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f\*\*king in a sock.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ichiro-suzuki/august-in-kansas-city-is-hotter-than-two-rats-f-king-in-a-sock/)

[Ichiro Suzuki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ichiro-suzuki/)

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> [I didn't need to be rescued." "Sorry, but my sword outranks your…" she glanced at my hand, "sock puppet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelley-armstrong/i-didn-t-need-to-be-rescued-sorry-but-my-sword-outranks-your-she/)

[Kelley Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelley-armstrong/)

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> [You dont want to mess with the ROCK and SOCK connection. Who are you two popcorn farts?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-rock/you-dont-want-to-mess-with-the-rock-and-sock-connection-who-are-you/)

[The Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-rock/)

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> [Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-thurman/pick-up-your-clothes-i-am-not-your-maid-how-do-i-know-this-a-maid/)

[Rob Thurman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-thurman/)

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> [Isn't it awful that cold feet make for a cold imagination and that a pair of woollen socks induce good thoughts!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/franz-grillparzer/isn-t-it-awful-that-cold-feet-make-for-a-cold-imagination-and-that-a/)

[Franz Grillparzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/franz-grillparzer/)

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## Top authors on Sock

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