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> [“You are not my mother. You are a scary Snort!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-d-eastman-roy-mckee/you-are-not-my-mother-you-are-a-scary-snort/)

P.D. Eastman & Roy McKee

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## More by P.D. Eastman & Roy McKee

> [“You are not my mother. You are a scary Snort!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-d-eastman-roy-mckee/you-are-not-my-mother-you-are-a-scary-snort/)

P.D. Eastman & Roy McKee

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