--- title: "35 Snort Quotes by 35 authors" description: "Browse 35 Snort quotes by 35 authors. Discover the best Snort sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e7/mary-balogh-914_snort_for-a-rest-freyja-uttered-her-peculiar-d_752824.png" --- > [“for a rest.” Freyja uttered her peculiar derisive snort”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-balogh/for-a-rest-freyja-uttered-her-peculiar-derisive-snort/) [Mary Balogh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-balogh/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e7/mary-balogh-914_snort_for-a-rest-freyja-uttered-her-peculiar-d_752824.png) > [“Em and I don't giggle but we sort of snort, so we snorted.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-giles/em-and-i-don-t-giggle-but-we-sort-of-snort-so-we-snorted/) [Gail Giles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-giles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/510/gail-giles-33231_comedy_em-and-i-don-t-giggle-but-we-sort-of-sno_2103657.png) > [“You are not my mother. You are a scary Snort!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-d-eastman-roy-mckee/you-are-not-my-mother-you-are-a-scary-snort/) [P.D. Eastman & Roy McKee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-d-eastman-roy-mckee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d1/p-d-eastman-roy-mckee-267784_mother_you-are-not-my-mother-you-are-a-scary-sn_78072.jpg) > [If you snort enough blow, any lane is a passing lane.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/if-you-snort-enough-blow-any-lane-is-a-passing-lane/) [Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e45/daniel-tosh-1624_blow_if-you-snort-enough-blow-any-lane-is-a-p_2362249.png) > [A snort is a laugh that gets outta control](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snorting/a-snort-is-a-laugh-that-gets-outta-control/) [Snorting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snorting/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/473/snorting-278771_comedy_a-snort-is-a-laugh-that-gets-outta-contr_3021247.jpg) > [What are you gunna do, snort her?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haley-james-scott/what-are-you-gunna-do-snort-her/) [Haley James Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haley-james-scott/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d51/haley-james-scott-20897_snort_what-are-you-gunna-do-snort-her-1624824_1624824.jpg) > [He can snort line with his dick and won't cum dope.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-budden/he-can-snort-line-with-his-dick-and-won-t-cum-dope/) [Joe Budden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-budden/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8e/joe-budden-2755_dope_he-can-snort-line-with-his-dick-and-won_2268348.png) > [In spite of myself, I gave a snort. "Just once, I'd like to hear a simple, straightforward prophecy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cameron-dokey/in-spite-of-myself-i-gave-a-snort-just-once-i-d-like-to-hear-a-simple/) [Cameron Dokey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cameron-dokey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/422/cameron-dokey-9476_prophecy_in-spite-of-myself-i-gave-a-snort-just-o_1987926.png) > [I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't snort, and I don't gamble. I do lie a little bit though.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-don-t-smoke-i-don-t-drink-i-don-t-snort-and-i-don-t-gamble-i-do-lie/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d4/green-monk-388_funny_i-don-t-smoke-i-don-t-drink-i-don-t-snor_1310267.jpg) > [“Cats are better than drugs. Only you can't snort them if you have allergies.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yasmine-surovac/cats-are-better-than-drugs-only-you-can-t-snort-them-if-you-have/) [Yasmine Surovac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yasmine-surovac/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3df/yasmine-surovac-287779_snort_cats-are-better-than-drugs-only-you-can_3174031.jpg) > [“He was the kind of boy to crush your heart into dust then snort it off the table in front of you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-a-bitez/he-was-the-kind-of-boy-to-crush-your-heart-into-dust-then-snort-it/) [P.A. Bitez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-a-bitez/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2bd/p-a-bitez-54449_addiction_he-was-the-kind-of-boy-to-crush-your-hea_2712397.jpg) > [“So, you actually cooked tonight?" He regards me skeptically. I snort. Because snorting is attractive.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katja-millay/so-you-actually-cooked-tonight-he-regards-me-skeptically-i-snort/) [Katja Millay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katja-millay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8df/katja-millay-1409_snorting-attractive_so-you-actually-cooked-tonight-he-regard_4736.jpg) > [“The first snort of coke, the first taste of a woman, the first sip of scotch: every high is different, but somehow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/reed-farrel-coleman/the-first-snort-of-coke-the-first-taste-of-a-woman-the-first-sip-of/) [Reed Farrel Coleman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/reed-farrel-coleman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bed/reed-farrel-coleman-38892_coke_the-first-snort-of-coke-the-first-taste_224518.jpg) > [“My mother made a sound that from a lesser woman would have been a snort.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-lanyon/my-mother-made-a-sound-that-from-a-lesser-woman-would-have-been-a/) [Josh Lanyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-lanyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4dd/josh-lanyon-1827_mother_my-mother-made-a-sound-that-from-a-lesse_1294952.png) > [Shawty wanna snort it so I put it on a saucer, cut it wit a blade then I shoved it in her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gucci-mane/shawty-wanna-snort-it-so-i-put-it-on-a-saucer-cut-it-wit-a-blade-then/) [Gucci Mane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gucci-mane/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d91/gucci-mane-3558_snort_shawty-wanna-snort-it-so-i-put-it-on-a-s_993347.png) > [“Hey, I have a weird question,” I said. “What does it mean if a guy calls you ‘bang tidy’?” Marna snorted. “Sounds…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wendy-higgins/hey-i-have-a-weird-question-i-said-what-does-it-mean-if-a-guy-calls/) [Wendy Higgins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wendy-higgins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a98/wendy-higgins-2152_anna-whitt_hey-i-have-a-weird-question-i-said-what_1196537.jpg) > [“We've been watching your kind, noting it all down, putting it in our order pads while you snort in your trough. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-self/we-ve-been-watching-your-kind-noting-it-all-down-putting-it-in-our/) [Will Self](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-self/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17a/will-self-2296_snort_we-ve-been-watching-your-kind-noting-it_2979790.png) > [“Your father and I will deal with him.” “What are you going to do?” I say. “We will talk to him.” I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carolyn-maccullough/your-father-and-i-will-deal-with-him-what-are-you-going-to-do-i-say/) [Carolyn MacCullough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carolyn-maccullough/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a32/carolyn-maccullough-40981_father_your-father-and-i-will-deal-with-him-wha_466965.jpg) > [No, no, no, I don't snort no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No thank you please, it only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ringo-starr/no-no-no-i-don-t-snort-no-more-i-m-tired-of-waking-up-on-the-floor-no/) [Ringo Starr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ringo-starr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a1/ringo-starr-3090_alcohol_no-no-no-i-don-t-snort-no-more-i-m-tired_1582913.jpg) > [“Romeo’s laugh faded off. “Brother, he wants to ride you.” “Who?” “Harley, dumbass. You really didn’t know Harley’s has been hungry for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-cox/romeo-s-laugh-faded-off-brother-he-wants-to-ride-you-who-harley/) [James Cox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-cox/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/54b/james-cox-1518_brother_romeo-s-laugh-faded-off-brother-he-wants_832489.jpg) > [“Lilac makes on occasion a sound between a sniff and a snort that's as damning as all improper words in the language…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-ford/lilac-makes-on-occasion-a-sound-between-a-sniff-and-a-snort-that-s-as/) [Leslie Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-ford/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b13/leslie-ford-26255_derision_lilac-makes-on-occasion-a-sound-between_882013.jpg) > [The real question is why are millions of people so unhappy, so bored, so unfulfilled, that they are willing to drink, snort,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-landers/the-real-question-is-why-are-millions-of-people-so-unhappy-so-bored/) [Ann Landers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-landers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bef/ann-landers-2605_bits_the-real-question-is-why-are-millions-of_310759.jpg) > [What's wrong?" I didn't say a word." Something's up. What is it?" Nothing." His head turned, gaze going to mine. "Yeah?" Yes."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelley-armstrong/what-s-wrong-i-didn-t-say-a-word-something-s-up-what-is-it-nothing/) [Kelley Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelley-armstrong/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/886/kelley-armstrong-581_yeah_what-s-wrong-i-didn-t-say-a-word-somethi_1908728.png) > [ “Back at the Rash \[a Florida nightclub\], a waif in a lime latex body tube went into the rest room to snort… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/back-at-the-rash-a-florida-nightclub-a-waif-in-a-lime-latex-body-tube/) [Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f6/tim-dorsey-12537_body_back-at-the-rash-a-florida-nightclub-a-w_2045019.png) > [“I tried to show him things, but he didn't seem to study what I showed him. Usually, he just put whatever I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-elder-robison/i-tried-to-show-him-things-but-he-didn-t-seem-to-study-what-i-showed/) [John Elder Robison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-elder-robison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b3/john-elder-robison-15225_baby_i-tried-to-show-him-things-but-he-didn-t_104834.jpg) > [“When she walks in that first Monday, of course I am awake - I am always up these days - I decide…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-wurtzel/when-she-walks-in-that-first-monday-of-course-i-am-awake-i-am-always/) [Elizabeth Wurtzel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-wurtzel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02a/elizabeth-wurtzel-1275_addiction_when-she-walks-in-that-first-monday-of-c_2538300.png) > [“I look away from her. “I have felt like an old man my whole life. And they get to have fun and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenny-porpora/i-look-away-from-her-i-have-felt-like-an-old-man-my-whole-life-and/) [Kenny Porpora](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenny-porpora/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/326/kenny-porpora-25992_addiction_i-look-away-from-her-i-have-felt-like-an_2724427.jpg) > [Nice tights," I snorted. Or I tried to snort, anyway. I'm not exactly sure how, though people in books are always doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-stead/nice-tights-i-snorted-or-i-tried-to-snort-anyway-i-m-not-exactly-sure/) [Rebecca Stead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-stead/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/76b/rebecca-stead-11010_book_nice-tights-i-snorted-or-i-tried-to-snor_1532481.png) > [“This is for the sneeze I lost. I won’t drink to your memory, but I will snort some pepper to see your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/this-is-for-the-sneeze-i-lost-i-won-t-drink-to-your-memory-but-i-will/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2d/jarod-kintz-2_wine_this-is-for-the-sneeze-i-lost-i-won-t-dr_2596474.jpg) > [“It was Mags' turn to snort. "But most on it is there ain't 'nough space for him an' his ego t' be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mercedes-lackey/it-was-mags-turn-to-snort-but-most-on-it-is-there-ain-t-nough-space/) [Mercedes Lackey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mercedes-lackey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce1/mercedes-lackey-2374_mags_it-was-mags-turn-to-snort-but-most-on-it_1552984.png) > [“She laughed. ''You seem pretty normal.'' ''You've never seen Ben snort Sprite up his nose and then spit it out of his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/she-laughed-you-seem-pretty-normal-you-ve-never-seen-ben-snort-sprite/) [John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f49/john-green-12_humorous_she-laughed-you-seem-pretty-normal-you-v_2183275.jpg) > [“Because late night, when I made you mine—” “Shush. You didn’t!” “All right. Last night when you made me yours—” She definitely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-dodd/because-late-night-when-i-made-you-mine-shush-you-didn-t-all-right/) [Christina Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-dodd/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29d/christina-dodd-9745_last-night_because-late-night-when-i-made-you-mine_1865608.jpg) > [“Still, he was pleased to know that he could recall so much of the play and passed the rest of the journey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-gabaldon/still-he-was-pleased-to-know-that-he-could-recall-so-much-of-the-play/) [Diana Gabaldon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-gabaldon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/049/diana-gabaldon-185_lines_still-he-was-pleased-to-know-that-he-cou_406116.jpg) > [“Sometimes it’s like that. You know something good is coming, and even though it’s not even close yet, still, just knowing it’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-d-schmidt/sometimes-it-s-like-that-you-know-something-good-is-coming-and-even/) [Gary D. Schmidt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-d-schmidt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a6/gary-d-schmidt-7681_quote_sometimes-it-s-like-that-you-know-someth_872251.jpg) > [“Dig in the pope's pocket for the bullet, the brown glass vial with the magic top. Snort. Taste chemicals running down the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-boyden/dig-in-the-pope-s-pocket-for-the-bullet-the-brown-glass-vial-with-the/) [Amanda Boyden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-boyden/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21e/amanda-boyden-28120_quote_dig-in-the-pope-s-pocket-for-the-bullet_2237534.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/snort/#itemlist", "name": "Snort Quotes", "numberOfItems": 35, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“for a rest.” Freyja uttered her peculiar derisive snort”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mary Balogh" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-balogh/for-a-rest-freyja-uttered-her-peculiar-derisive-snort/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e7/mary-balogh-914_snort_for-a-rest-freyja-uttered-her-peculiar-d_752824.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e7/mary-balogh-914_snort_for-a-rest-freyja-uttered-her-peculiar-d_752824.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e7/mary-balogh-914_snort_for-a-rest-freyja-uttered-her-peculiar-d_752824.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“for a rest.” Freyja uttered her peculiar derisive snort” — Mary Balogh", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Em and I don't giggle but we sort of snort, so we snorted.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gail Giles" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-giles/em-and-i-don-t-giggle-but-we-sort-of-snort-so-we-snorted/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/510/gail-giles-33231_comedy_em-and-i-don-t-giggle-but-we-sort-of-sno_2103657.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/510/gail-giles-33231_comedy_em-and-i-don-t-giggle-but-we-sort-of-sno_2103657.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/510/gail-giles-33231_comedy_em-and-i-don-t-giggle-but-we-sort-of-sno_2103657.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Em and I don't giggle but we sort of snort, so we snorted.” — Gail Giles", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You are not my mother. 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What is it?\" Nothing.\" His head turned, gaze going to mine. \"Yeah?\" Yes.\" A snort and he returned to his bowl…", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kelley Armstrong" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelley-armstrong/what-s-wrong-i-didn-t-say-a-word-something-s-up-what-is-it-nothing/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/886/kelley-armstrong-581_yeah_what-s-wrong-i-didn-t-say-a-word-somethi_1908728.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/886/kelley-armstrong-581_yeah_what-s-wrong-i-didn-t-say-a-word-somethi_1908728.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/886/kelley-armstrong-581_yeah_what-s-wrong-i-didn-t-say-a-word-somethi_1908728.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“What's wrong?\" I didn't say a word.\" Something's up. 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It was hard to come by and everyone had to have it.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tim Dorsey" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/back-at-the-rash-a-florida-nightclub-a-waif-in-a-lime-latex-body-tube/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f6/tim-dorsey-12537_body_back-at-the-rash-a-florida-nightclub-a-w_2045019.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f6/tim-dorsey-12537_body_back-at-the-rash-a-florida-nightclub-a-w_2045019.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f6/tim-dorsey-12537_body_back-at-the-rash-a-florida-nightclub-a-w_2045019.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Back at the Rash [a Florida nightclub], a waif in a lime latex body tube went into the rest room to snort…” — Tim Dorsey", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 25, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I tried to show him things, but he didn't seem to study what I showed him. Usually, he just put whatever I handed him in his mouth. He would try to eat anything. I fed him Tabasco sauce and he yelled. Having a little brother helped me learn to relate to other people. 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Either way, it’s going to happen, so it’s just about how bad it’s going to make you feel to watch.” She doesn’t seem to know what to say. She stares. I think she is going to cry. I think she wants to give me a hug, maybe, but there is an invisible cage, a delicate netting of glass, an ice sculpture surrounding me that no one can walk through. I’m cold. I’ve frozen into someone who just can’t be touched. 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And they get to have fun and snort their fucking drugs and get wasted and it doesn’t matter who they’re hurting because they’re young and having fun and I’m a judgmental prick if I say anything.” “Do you think they’re having fun?” I don’t have an answer for her. “I’ll never be able to compete against it.” “Maybe you don’t understand how powerful it is,” she says. “How powerful is it?” “Very.” “And that’s an excuse?” “No.” “When do they get to take responsibility?” “For themselves?” she asks. “Yes.” “Always,” she says.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kenny Porpora" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenny-porpora/i-look-away-from-her-i-have-felt-like-an-old-man-my-whole-life-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/326/kenny-porpora-25992_addiction_i-look-away-from-her-i-have-felt-like-an_2724427.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/326/kenny-porpora-25992_addiction_i-look-away-from-her-i-have-felt-like-an_2724427.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/326/kenny-porpora-25992_addiction_i-look-away-from-her-i-have-felt-like-an_2724427.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I look away from her. “I have felt like an old man my whole life. 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