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title: "53 Snickers Quotes by 42 authors"
description: "Browse 53 Snickers quotes by 42 authors. Discover the best Snickers sayings and thoughts."
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> [And Johnny Manziel is only in a snickers commercial.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-buck/and-johnny-manziel-is-only-in-a-snickers-commercial/)

[Joe Buck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-buck/)

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> [Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-gutfeld/chris-matthews-is-so-nuts-that-if-he-ate-a-snickers-bar-it-would-be/)

[Greg Gutfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-gutfeld/)

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> [It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-scottoline/it-s-the-snickers-bars-snickers-equal-romance/)

[Lisa Scottoline](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-scottoline/)

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> [There's no such thing as a diet Snickers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rev-run/there-s-no-such-thing-as-a-diet-snickers/)

[Rev. Run](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rev-run/)

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> [“When I feel the Snickers bar in my hand, I know I'm in the inner sanctum.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-ee/when-i-feel-the-snickers-bar-in-my-hand-i-know-i-m-in-the-inner/)

[Susan Ee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-ee/)

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> [I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-vill-destroy-de-snickers-bar-gazzy-the-gas-man/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Will somebody get North Korea a Snickers?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/will-somebody-get-north-korea-a-snickers/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carl-sandburg/why-does-a-hearse-horse-snicker-hauling-a-lawyer-away/)

[Carl Sandburg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carl-sandburg/)

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> [“Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penelope-douglas/oh-baby-madoc-groaned-to-the-girl-next-to-him-snickers-ain-t-the-only/)

[Penelope Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penelope-douglas/)

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> [Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/jeb-bush-cheated-on-his-diet-and-had-a-fried-snickers-bar-pork-on-a/)

[Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/)

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> [The more people that are out of work, the better for the Democrat Party. I know you might snicker at that, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/the-more-people-that-are-out-of-work-the-better-for-the-democrat/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

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> [I can't say I don't like acting, but I can't imagine a career when I have to spend 70 percent of my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-sharapova/i-can-t-say-i-don-t-like-acting-but-i-can-t-imagine-a-career-when-i/)

[Maria Sharapova](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-sharapova/)

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> [My dad would always give me a Snickers before a fight. It gives me energy. It gives me everything I need to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-ruiz-jr/my-dad-would-always-give-me-a-snickers-before-a-fight-it-gives-me/)

[Andy Ruiz Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-ruiz-jr/)

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> [“As there was no saddle, Lisa said to the horse, “May I pull myself up?” And damned if the horse didn’t nod.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-kessler/as-there-was-no-saddle-lisa-said-to-the-horse-may-i-pull-myself-up/)

[Jackie Kessler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-kessler/)

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> [If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wakas-mir/if-a-snickers-chocolate-bar-has-50-sugar-wouldn-t-it-be-safe-to-eat/)

Wakas Mir

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> [You cannot expect your children to be happy eating esoteric beige-colored foods when their friends get soda pop, Snickers, and Twinkies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-fonda/you-cannot-expect-your-children-to-be-happy-eating-esoteric-beige/)

[Jane Fonda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-fonda/)

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> [When Holy Church occasionally hinted that she still considered her authority to be supreme over all nations and superior to the authority…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-m-miller-jr-2/when-holy-church-occasionally-hinted-that-she-still-considered-her/)

[Walter M. Miller, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-m-miller-jr-2/)

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> [Every time the word 'breastfeeding' is mentioned, there's a snicker on the House floor. This has been happening since the dawn of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-molinari/every-time-the-word-breastfeeding-is-mentioned-there-s-a-snicker-on/)

Susan Molinari

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> [“Incidentally, the GI of a Mars bar—nougat, chocolate, sugar, caramel, and all—is 68. That’s better than whole grain bread. The GI of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-davis/incidentally-the-gi-of-a-mars-bar-nougat-chocolate-sugar-caramel-and/)

[William Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-davis/)

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> [KISS has always been outside of the borders of what other bands can do. Not that some of these other bands wouldn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-stanley/kiss-has-always-been-outside-of-the-borders-of-what-other-bands-can/)

[Paul Stanley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-stanley/)

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> [“Mrs. Ruchet never let her twins eat sweets but she, on the other hand, before the diet, could never get enough of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-adams/mrs-ruchet-never-let-her-twins-eat-sweets-but-she-on-the-other-hand/)

[Anna Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-adams/)

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> [The last year I was playing, I asked the stick boy to get me a Diet Coke and he said, "Really?" But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wayne-gretzky/the-last-year-i-was-playing-i-asked-the-stick-boy-to-get-me-a-diet/)

[Wayne Gretzky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wayne-gretzky/)

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> [Everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Jon Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-sanchez/everybody-who-runs-cnn-is-a-lot-like-jon-stewart-and-a-lot-of-people/)

[Rick Sanchez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-sanchez/)

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> [So it’s still standing?” he managed to get out between his snickers. “I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/so-it-s-still-standing-he-managed-to-get-out-between-his-snickers-i/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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> [A novel takes the courage of a marathon runner, and as long as you have to run, you might as well be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leon-uris/a-novel-takes-the-courage-of-a-marathon-runner-and-as-long-as-you/)

[Leon Uris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leon-uris/)

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> [Should I, after tea and cakes and ices, Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis? But though I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/should-i-after-tea-and-cakes-and-ices-have-the-strength-to-force-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You're going to pee in someone's suitcase?" "Do you have any other ideas?" And suddenly Miracolina begins to snicker, then giggle, then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neal-shusterman/you-re-going-to-pee-in-someone-s-suitcase-do-you-have-any-other-ideas/)

[Neal Shusterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neal-shusterman/)

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> [If you don't believe in God, it may help to remember this great line of Geneen Roth's: that awareness is learning to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/if-you-don-t-believe-in-god-it-may-help-to-remember-this-great-line/)

[Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/)

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> [Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does job applications anymore?” “I do.” I squint at it, then him. “What are you paying me?” I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/dude-post-apocalyptic-world-who-does-job-applications-anymore-i-do-i/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [ Very powerless people \[snickers\] He's such a minority, I mean, you know Please, what are you kidding? I'm telling you that everybody… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-sanchez/very-powerless-people-snickers-he-s-such-a-minority-i-mean-you-know/)

[Rick Sanchez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-sanchez/)

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> [Roland glares at Connor and Connor glares back. Then he says what he always says at moments like this. "Nice socks." Although…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neal-shusterman/roland-glares-at-connor-and-connor-glares-back-then-he-says-what-he/)

[Neal Shusterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neal-shusterman/)

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> [He gives me a look that says, “Dude, if I knew that do you think I’d have enlisted your puny help?” I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/he-gives-me-a-look-that-says-dude-if-i-knew-that-do-you-think-i-d/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [“Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand. Gazzy thought. "I have X-ray vision,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/vhat-ozzer-abilities-do-you-haf-ter-borcht-snapped-which-his/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [“In zilele noastre e mai usor de gasit ciocolata Snickers, hamburger sau coca-cola decât un mar.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-campbell/in-zilele-noastre-e-mai-usor-de-gasit-ciocolata-snickers-hamburger/)

Colin Campbell

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> [You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/you-mean-other-than-the-wings-i-once-ate-nine-snicker-bars-in-a-row/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker, and I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-have-seen-the-moment-of-my-greatness-flicker-and-i-have-seen-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I'm your personal jock-blocker, baby." Tori reached into her jeans pocket and handed over a half-eaten Snickers bar. "Happy Douche Liberation Day.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-landers/i-m-your-personal-jock-blocker-baby-tori-reached-into-her-jeans/)

[Melissa Landers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-landers/)

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> [Your 'Pringle' contains 30% potato, that yoghurt has the same amount of sugar as ice cream, that whole grain cereal bar may…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-bittman/your-pringle-contains-30-potato-that-yoghurt-has-the-same-amount-of/)

[Mark Bittman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-bittman/)

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> [If parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marian-wright-edelman/if-parents-snicker-at-racial-and-gender-jokes-another-generation-will/)

[Marian Wright Edelman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marian-wright-edelman/)

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> [My dad's been giving me Snickers since I was six years old. Since I first turned amateur, my dad's been giving it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-ruiz-jr/my-dad-s-been-giving-me-snickers-since-i-was-six-years-old-since-i/)

[Andy Ruiz Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-ruiz-jr/)

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                        "text": "So it’s still standing?” he managed to get out between his snickers. “I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?” Emmett howled with laughter.",
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                        "text": "A novel takes the courage of a marathon runner, and as long as you have to run, you might as well be a winning marathon runner. Serendipity and blind faith faith in yourself won't hurt a thing. All the bastards in the world will snicker and sneer because they haven't the talent to zip up their flies by themselves. To hell with them, particularly the critics. Stand in there, son, no matter how badly you are battered and hurt.",
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                        "text": "Should I, after tea and cakes and ices, Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis? But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed, Though I have seen my head (grown slightly bald) brought in upon a platter, I am no prophet--and here's no great matter; I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker, I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker, And in short, I was afraid.",
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                        "text": "You're going to pee in someone's suitcase?\" \"Do you have any other ideas?\" And suddenly Miracolina begins to snicker, then giggle, then giggle, then cackle uncontrollably. \"He's going to pee in someone's suitcase!\" \"Quiet! Do you want people on the bus to hear you?\" But Miracolina is beyond help. She's entered into a fullfledged laughter fit-the kind that leaves your stomach hurting. \"They're gonna open their suitcase,\" she blurts between bursts of glee, \"And their clothes’ll be full of pee!",
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                        "text": "If you don't believe in God, it may help to remember this great line of Geneen Roth's: that awareness is learning to keep yourself company. And then learn to be more compassionate company, as if you were somebody you are fond of and wish to encourage. I doubt that you would read a close friend's early efforts and, in his or her presence, roll your eyes and snicker. I doubt that you would pantomime sticking your finger down your throat. I think you might say something along the lines of, 'Good for you. We can work out some of the problems later, but for now, full steam ahead!",
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                        "text": "Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does job applications anymore?” “I do.” I squint at it, then him. “What are you paying me?” I angle. “Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does money anymore.” I snicker. First sign of any sense of humor he’s shown. Then I remember where I am and why. I wad it up and throw it at him. It bounces off his chest.",
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                        "text": "He gives me a look that says, “Dude, if I knew that do you think I’d have enlisted your puny help?” I snicker. “Something funny here.” “You. All prickly and pissed ’cause there’s something you don’t know. Got to call on the megaservices of the Mega.” “Ever occur to you I’m using you for reasons your inferior human brain can’t begin to understand.",
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                        "text": "“Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?\" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand. Gazzy thought. \"I have X-ray vision,\" he said. He peered at ter Borcht's chest, then blinked and looked alarmed. Ter Borcht was startled for a second, but then he frowned. \"Don't write dat down,\" he told his assistant in irritation. The assistant froze in midsentence. \"You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?\" Nudge chewed on a fingernail. \"You mean, like, besides the WINGS?\" She shook her shoulders gently, and her beautiful fawn-colored wings unfolded a bit. His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. \"Yes,\" he said stiffly. \"Besides de vings.\" \"Hmm. Besides de vings.\" Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. \"Um...\" Her face brightened. \"I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!\" \"Hardly a special talent,\" ter Borcht said witheringly. Nudge was offended. \"Yeah? Let's see YOU do it.\" ... \"I vill now eat nine Snickers bars,\" Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of ter Borcht's voice, \"visout bahfing.\" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. \"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.\" Ter Borcht tsked. \"You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?\" \"Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert\" ...Fang pretended to think, gazing up at the ceiling. \"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.\" \"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!\" Gazzy barked.”",
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