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title: "100 Smelly Quotes by 90 authors"
description: "Browse 100 Smelly quotes by 90 authors. Discover the best Smelly sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Does dies this smelly mother.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-mouton/does-dies-this-smelly-mother/)

William Mouton

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> [You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anchorman/you-are-a-smelly-pirate-hooker-ron-burgundy/)

Anchorman

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> [No point in being pretty if your personality is smelly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/no-point-in-being-pretty-if-your-personality-is-smelly/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I HAVE A RUNNING NOSE AND SMELLY FEET](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beaughon/i-have-a-running-nose-and-smelly-feet/)

BEAUGHON

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> [“Go away. I'm smelly. And you bother me enormously.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-hodkin/go-away-i-m-smelly-and-you-bother-me-enormously/)

[Michelle Hodkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-hodkin/)

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> [“IF AN OTTER GETS INSIDE, YOU OTTER GET OUT THE SMELL!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynn-byk/if-an-otter-gets-inside-you-otter-get-out-the-smell/)

[Lynn Byk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynn-byk/)

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> [Hey you bitch you better seal your smelly lips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haruko/hey-you-bitch-you-better-seal-your-smelly-lips/)

Haruko

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> [Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-anderson/gardening-has-just-sort-of-grown-on-me-i-find-it-therapeutic-and-i/)

[Clive Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-anderson/)

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> [Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/well-sometimes-we-do-actually-have-to-get-up-early-but-a-man-will/)

[Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/)

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> [Let’s at least hope it’s not a gallu. Why? They’re not all bad, in a smelly, need-to-be-killed kind of way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/let-s-at-least-hope-it-s-not-a-gallu-why-they-re-not-all-bad-in-a/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Because you wear a uniform, a smelly uniform...and so you think you can be rude to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/because-you-wear-a-uniform-a-smelly-uniform-and-so-you-think-you-can/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“My stomach is my locker. Let me store your lunch for you. You’ll get it back, it’ll just be squishy, brown, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-stomach-is-my-locker-let-me-store-your-lunch-for-you-you-ll-get-it/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-cox/my-most-smelly-job-was-at-a-kennels-and-cattery-and-i-basically-spent/)

[Sara Cox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-cox/)

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> [I love Cee Lo, but I avoid him when he's holding that smelly cat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blake-shelton/i-love-cee-lo-but-i-avoid-him-when-he-s-holding-that-smelly-cat/)

[Blake Shelton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blake-shelton/)

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> [They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/they-were-wearing-smelly-blankets-they-looked-like-donovan-fans/)

[Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/)

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> [I may be smelly and I may be old, Rough in my pebbles, reedy in my pools, But where my fish float…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stevie-smith/i-may-be-smelly-and-i-may-be-old-rough-in-my-pebbles-reedy-in-my/)

[Stevie Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stevie-smith/)

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> [I need to talk to Clarisse," Annabeth said. I stared at her as if she'd just said "I need to eat a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-need-to-talk-to-clarisse-annabeth-said-i-stared-at-her-as-if-she-d/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [It is impossible to watch a 'Friends' episode too many times. Phoebe is my favourite character. I used to play her songs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-dockery/it-is-impossible-to-watch-a-friends-episode-too-many-times-phoebe-is/)

[Michelle Dockery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-dockery/)

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> [“A woman's got one life: She's got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it'll pass her by and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-schone/a-woman-s-got-one-life-she-s-got-to-reach-out-and-grab-it-with-both/)

Robin Schone

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> [My friend Ed Begley goes fishing. It's a little smelly to me, I don't like it so much. I like to eat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-goldblum/my-friend-ed-begley-goes-fishing-it-s-a-little-smelly-to-me-i-don-t/)

[Jeff Goldblum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-goldblum/)

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> [He's probably the world's most beautiful looking man, yet he doesn't think he's that gorgeous. And to me, he's just smelly, farty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-winslet/he-s-probably-the-world-s-most-beautiful-looking-man-yet-he-doesn-t/)

[Kate Winslet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-winslet/)

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> [Manhattan's always fascinating, too, just a big, stinky, smelly conglomeration of numbered avenues and streets, but it's just got a vibe that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-elliott/manhattan-s-always-fascinating-too-just-a-big-stinky-smelly/)

[Joe Elliott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-elliott/)

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> [What is like a smelly fart, that, although invisible is obvious? One's own faults, that are precisely As obvious as the effort…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/7th-dalai-lama/what-is-like-a-smelly-fart-that-although-invisible-is-obvious-one-s/)

 7th Dalai Lama

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> [“I knew that one of my sharpest memories of sixth grade was forever doomed to be that moment—sitting there with the overwhelming…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ferguson-fartworthy/i-knew-that-one-of-my-sharpest-memories-of-sixth-grade-was-forever/)

[Ferguson Fartworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ferguson-fartworthy/)

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> [We see how beautiful and wonderful and amazing things are, and we see how caught up we are. It isn’t that one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pema-ch-dr-n/we-see-how-beautiful-and-wonderful-and-amazing-things-are-and-we-see/)

[Pema Chodron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pema-ch-dr-n/)

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> [Oh dear, is that a skunk?" Leonora asked. "No," Alessandro gasped in horror. "No the smelly cat!" "I've told you, Alessandro darling,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynsay-sands/oh-dear-is-that-a-skunk-leonora-asked-no-alessandro-gasped-in-horror/)

[Lynsay Sands](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynsay-sands/)

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> [As the book writer for one big smash and one big smelly flop, I always wondered if anyone knows just what goes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harvey-fierstein/as-the-book-writer-for-one-big-smash-and-one-big-smelly-flop-i-always/)

[Harvey Fierstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harvey-fierstein/)

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> [I hadn't yet realised that learning to be a staff officer is something like learning to milk a cow. The novelty soon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aubrey-newman/i-hadn-t-yet-realised-that-learning-to-be-a-staff-officer-is/)

Aubrey Newman

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> [“I don't like the rain forest," Ragnor said sadly. "That's because you are not open to new experiences in the same way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/i-don-t-like-the-rain-forest-ragnor-said-sadly-that-s-because-you-are/)

[cassandra clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [Westerns were always my favorite things when I was little. And it always bothered me when cowboys were too clean in movies,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-keaton/westerns-were-always-my-favorite-things-when-i-was-little-and-it/)

[Michael Keaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-keaton/)

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> [I have seen white settlers in Africa who had sworn that they would never sit down to table with those "smelly blacks"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-nkosi/i-have-seen-white-settlers-in-africa-who-had-sworn-that-they-would/)

[Lewis Nkosi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-nkosi/)

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> [My 13-year-old daughter leaves the house at 7:15 every morning and takes a smelly city bus to school way uptown. It's like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-c-k/my-13-year-old-daughter-leaves-the-house-at-7-15-every-morning-and/)

[Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-c-k/)

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> [Oh no, that’s for you. Presents make people happy. The Simi wants you to be happy. (Simi) Thank you, Simi. (Gallagher) No…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/oh-no-that-s-for-you-presents-make-people-happy-the-simi-wants-you-to/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [It's the story of my life. You see, the quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/it-s-the-story-of-my-life-you-see-the-quality-of-any-advice-anybody/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [Clichés are static, the emotion behind them long spent. If you are tempted to use them, here is a saying of my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-tan/clich-s-are-static-the-emotion-behind-them-long-spent-if-you-are/)

[Amy Tan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-tan/)

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> [Do not be critics, you people, I beg you. I was a critic and I wish I could take it all back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-eggers/do-not-be-critics-you-people-i-beg-you-i-was-a-critic-and-i-wish-i/)

[Dave Eggers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-eggers/)

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> [When I approach a more mature age, I am not going to live in America. Visiting my grandmother, when she was 94,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loung-ung/when-i-approach-a-more-mature-age-i-am-not-going-to-live-in-america/)

[Loung Ung](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loung-ung/)

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> [He who does not love his own language is worse than an animal and smelly fish.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jos-rizal/he-who-does-not-love-his-own-language-is-worse-than-an-animal-and/)

[Jose Rizal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jos-rizal/)

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> [“Get us into Azmodea. (Jericho) Why in the name of smelly feet would you want to go there again?! (Asmodeus)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/get-us-into-azmodea-jericho-why-in-the-name-of-smelly-feet-would-you/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [He who sleeps with his itchy ass, wakes up with the smelly fingers!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/he-who-sleeps-with-his-itchy-ass-wakes-up-with-the-smelly-fingers/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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                        "text": "Oh dear, is that a skunk?\" Leonora asked. \"No,\" Alessandro gasped in horror. \"No the smelly cat!\" \"I've told you, Alessandro darling, they aren't cats.\" \"They look like cats. Like the big fluffy cat she's been stepped on and flattened to a big fluffy pancake cat,\" Alessandro argued.",
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                        "text": "As the book writer for one big smash and one big smelly flop, I always wondered if anyone knows just what goes into making a great musical. When a show is a hit, the critics trip over themselves not knowing who to laud and applaud the loudest. It's that marvelous score, those urbane lyrics, that irreplaceable star. But only when a show is a flop, does anyone notice the book writer. And then it's always our fault.",
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                        "text": "I hadn't yet realised that learning to be a staff officer is something like learning to milk a cow. The novelty soon wears off, and the job becomes burdensome, and smelly. As a boy I learned the hard way that if you demonstrated skill at milking a cow, somebody would keep you milking one. It's the same way being a good staff officer.",
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                        "text": "“I don't like the rain forest,\" Ragnor said sadly. \"That's because you are not open to new experiences in the same way I am!\" \"No, it is because it is wetter than a boar's armpit and twice as smelly here.\" Magnus pushed a dripping frond out of his eyes. \"I admit you make an excellent point and also paint a vivid picture with your words.”",
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                        "text": "Westerns were always my favorite things when I was little. And it always bothered me when cowboys were too clean in movies, or when they wore their guns like they had an outfit on. It always worked better when a guy looked sweaty and smelly; I hadda believe, I hadda believe that.",
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                        "text": "I have seen white settlers in Africa who had sworn that they would never sit down to table with those \"smelly blacks\" sit down quite happily with half-nude tribesmen once a country achieves independence. It is the context of power which changes behavior and transmutes antipathy into sympathy.",
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                        "text": "Oh no, that’s for you. Presents make people happy. The Simi wants you to be happy. (Simi) Thank you, Simi. (Gallagher) No need to thank me. See, that’s what families do. They take care of each other. (Simi) I no longer have a family. I had to give them up. (Gallagher) Of course you have a family. Everyone has family. I’m your family. Akri your family. Even that smelly old goddess is your family. She’s that creepy old aunt who comes around but nobody likes her so they make fun of her when she’s gone. (Simi)",
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                        "text": "It's the story of my life. You see, the quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead. Now, as you look through this document you'll see that I've underlined all the major decisions I ever made to make the stand out. They're all indexed and cross-referenced. See? All I can suggest is that if you take decisions that are exactly opposite to the sort of decisions that I've taken, then maybe you won't finish up at the end of your life\" --she paused, and filled her lungs for a good should--\"in a smelly old cave like this!",
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