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> [“I smell panic," said Serge. "These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We need to hurry or this could affect our snack situation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/i-smell-panic-said-serge-these-are-different-animals-now-they-re/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

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## More by Tim Dorsey

> [“Your mom's not that bad," said Jim. "Are you trying to make me mad?" "Okay she is." "I knew it. You've never liked her."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/your-mom-s-not-that-bad-said-jim-are-you-trying-to-make-me-mad-okay/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

> [“The last door on the second story was the exception. Fresh gold letters: MAHONEY & ASSOCIATES, PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS. Mahoney sat inside. The only associate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/the-last-door-on-the-second-story-was-the-exception-fresh-gold/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

> [Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/hang-on-to-your-dreams-with-everything-you-got-because-the-best-life/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

> [The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three are back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/the-whole-family-is-a-bunch-of-dangerous-freaks-most-are-ex-cons-or/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

> [But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/but-instead-they-tell-you-they-ll-come-to-fix-your-cable-between-noon/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

> [“I can buy a shotgun any time of day without the slightest background check, but if I need something for my sniffles, it’s six…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/i-can-buy-a-shotgun-any-time-of-day-without-the-slightest-background/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

> [“Do you think heaven's like that? Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep telling us we're not going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/do-you-think-heaven-s-like-that-could-be-worse-said-serge-you-know/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

> [“Yes, give us books about the psychotic behavior and peripheral weirdness we see all around every day -- and we will laugh in its…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/yes-give-us-books-about-the-psychotic-behavior-and-peripheral/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

> [“The television was on Florida Cable News. A gray-haired man behind the anchor desk reported near tragedy at a state motor vehicle office, where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/the-television-was-on-florida-cable-news-a-gray-haired-man-behind-the/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

> [“I realize the congressman isn't in. I want you to deliver this message to him personally: Tell him to shut his goddamn mouth!... I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/i-realize-the-congressman-isn-t-in-i-want-you-to-deliver-this-message/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

> [A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/a-prosthetic-leg-with-a-willie-nelson-bumper-sticker-washed-ashore-on/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

> [“I smell panic," said Serge. "These are different animals now. They're starting to winnow out the weak at the fringe of the herd. We…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/i-smell-panic-said-serge-these-are-different-animals-now-they-re/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

> [“Serge bowed his own head and closed his eyes "God, please protect us from your followers. Amen”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/serge-bowed-his-own-head-and-closed-his-eyes-god-please-protect-us/)

[Tim Dorsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-dorsey/)

> [“Minimum was valuable to McJagger, first, because he’d sold 42 percent of all the trailers in Vista Isles, getting an average of sixty thousand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/minimum-was-valuable-to-mcjagger-first-because-he-d-sold-42-percent/)

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> [“There was no Disney World then, just rows of orange trees. Millions of them. Stretching for miles And somewhere near the middle was the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-dorsey/there-was-no-disney-world-then-just-rows-of-orange-trees-millions-of/)

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