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> [“If it were up to me, all boys would come with a label: Failure to take in small doses may result in irrational behavior, poor judgment, and estrangement from one's friends. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/if-it-were-up-to-me-all-boys-would-come-with-a-label-failure-to-take/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

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## More by Laurie Faria Stolarz

> [Jack and Jill ran up the hill, both for a little fun. Jack's plan was deception while Jill sought affection. And Jack wouldn't quit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/jack-and-jill-ran-up-the-hill-both-for-a-little-fun-jack-s-plan-was/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [“Will you call me first thing tomorrow?” “I must say, if I knew all this creepy stuff was going to elicit this much attention…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/will-you-call-me-first-thing-tomorrow-i-must-say-if-i-knew-all-this/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [“My mother grimaces, clearly on to my BS. She’s what you’d call a health fanatic times one hundred, from the raw-ful cuisine she makes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/my-mother-grimaces-clearly-on-to-my-bs-she-s-what-you-d-call-a-health/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [ My grandmother used to say that there's something truly intimate about sharing food with the people you love." \[Stacey\] "Intimate? Sharing food? People you… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/my-grandmother-used-to-say-that-there-s-something-truly-intimate/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [“I wonder if I’m going crazy. I think I read somewhere - or was it something I learned in psychology class? - that people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/i-wonder-if-i-m-going-crazy-i-think-i-read-somewhere-or-was-it/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [“It’s all so confusing.” “Only to you it is. Wes and I tend to see things a whole lot clearer than you do. And,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/it-s-all-so-confusing-only-to-you-it-is-wes-and-i-tend-to-see-things/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [“Hi,” I say, stopping right in front of him. “I missed you today in chemistry.” “I got to school a little late.” “But you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/hi-i-say-stopping-right-in-front-of-him-i-missed-you-today-in/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [“Ever since what happened last fall, my dad has made a feeble though still earnest attempt at safeguarding our place. He’s put stickers on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/ever-since-what-happened-last-fall-my-dad-has-made-a-feeble-though/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [“I’m just really glad to hear that things are going well.” “Wait, you’re not getting ready to hang up on me, are you?” he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/i-m-just-really-glad-to-hear-that-things-are-going-well-wait-you-re/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [Can you go cazy without knowing you're crazy?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/can-you-go-cazy-without-knowing-you-re-crazy/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [“In my hefty elf sack, your nightmares now keep. Better think twice before falling asleep - The Nightmare Elf”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/in-my-hefty-elf-sack-your-nightmares-now-keep-better-think-twice/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [Stalking the girls' softball team again?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/stalking-the-girls-softball-team-again/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [“You know what's really freaky? Wes segues. "The fact that the psycho in question was the same guy who was after Debbie Marcus." The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/you-know-what-s-really-freaky-wes-segues-the-fact-that-the-psycho-in/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [People are so stupid. They think they've got the whole puzzle figured out, but they're really so far off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/people-are-so-stupid-they-think-they-ve-got-the-whole-puzzle-figured/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

> [“Ben stands just behind me, and we begin to wedge out a fresh piece of clay. I try my best to concentrate, to ignore…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/ben-stands-just-behind-me-and-we-begin-to-wedge-out-a-fresh-piece-of/)

[Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/)

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