--- title: "10 Smacked Head Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 10 Smacked Head quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Smacked Head sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f5/clare-boothe-luce-7669_inspired_the-women-who-inspired-this-play-deserve_2586323.jpg" --- > [The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clare-boothe-luce/the-women-who-inspired-this-play-deserved-to-be-smacked-across-the/) [Clare Boothe Luce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clare-boothe-luce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f5/clare-boothe-luce-7669_inspired_the-women-who-inspired-this-play-deserve_2586323.jpg) > [There are some people who might look better if you smacked them in the head with a baseball bat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jared-leto/there-are-some-people-who-might-look-better-if-you-smacked-them-in/) [Jared Leto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jared-leto/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5c/jared-leto-2280_baseball_there-are-some-people-who-might-look-bet_3160358.jpg) > [..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/when-the-first-rubber-ball-smacked-her-in-the-head-and-made-her/) [Michael Buckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-buckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/492/michael-buckley-6403_ball-game_when-the-first-rubber-ball-smacked-her-i_2394316.png) > [“I snipped off the stem and took a knee. "For you, my love. A rose by any other name would still smell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/i-snipped-off-the-stem-and-took-a-knee-for-you-my-love-a-rose-by-any/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd9/b-justin-shier-32496_humor_i-snipped-off-the-stem-and-took-a-knee-f_832759.jpg) > [I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-bailey/i-tried-to-like-it-for-me-it-was-like-being-smacked-around-the-head/) [Bill Bailey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-bailey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec3/bill-bailey-2171_admire_i-tried-to-like-it-for-me-it-was-like-be_18717.jpg) > [“Oh, alright,” I conceded. “But if you try something, I swear I’ll use my pet dagger to cut off—” “I said I’d…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ada-adams/oh-alright-i-conceded-but-if-you-try-something-i-swear-i-ll-use-my/) [Ada Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ada-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/448/ada-adams-19061_quote_oh-alright-i-conceded-but-if-you-try-som_974400.jpg) > [I remember playing a Twenty20 game in Australia in 2007 and Matthew Hayden smacked one back at me. My head goes down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-anderson/i-remember-playing-a-twenty20-game-in-australia-in-2007-and-matthew/) [James Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-anderson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46d/james-anderson-5005_australia_i-remember-playing-a-twenty20-game-in-au_740642.jpg) > [I get anxiety from a noise or some scuffling at the side of the stage. I hear stories all the time, from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deadmau5/i-get-anxiety-from-a-noise-or-some-scuffling-at-the-side-of-the-stage/) [Deadmau5](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deadmau5/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e65/deadmau5-8361_anxiety_i-get-anxiety-from-a-noise-or-some-scuff_1652953.jpg) > [“The instant the words are out of his mouth, he realizes his mistake. It’s like getting smacked in the back of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-padian/the-instant-the-words-are-out-of-his-mouth-he-realizes-his-mistake-it/) [Maria Padian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-padian/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5be/maria-padian-60012_failure_the-instant-the-words-are-out-of-his-mou_955590.jpg) > [“Stare harder, Zane.” Lyrix jostled me on his lap. “I’m drunk as shit and still can’t miss that eyefuck.” I smacked his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-erickson/stare-harder-zane-lyrix-jostled-me-on-his-lap-i-m-drunk-as-shit-and/) [Megan Erickson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-erickson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed7/megan-erickson-2059_quote_stare-harder-zane-lyrix-jostled-me-on-hi_983930.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/smacked-head/#itemlist", "name": "Smacked Head Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Clare Boothe Luce" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clare-boothe-luce/the-women-who-inspired-this-play-deserved-to-be-smacked-across-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f5/clare-boothe-luce-7669_inspired_the-women-who-inspired-this-play-deserve_2586323.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f5/clare-boothe-luce-7669_inspired_the-women-who-inspired-this-play-deserve_2586323.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f5/clare-boothe-luce-7669_inspired_the-women-who-inspired-this-play-deserve_2586323.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter…” — Clare Boothe Luce", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "There are some people who might look better if you smacked them in the head with a baseball bat.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jared Leto" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jared-leto/there-are-some-people-who-might-look-better-if-you-smacked-them-in/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5c/jared-leto-2280_baseball_there-are-some-people-who-might-look-bet_3160358.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5c/jared-leto-2280_baseball_there-are-some-people-who-might-look-bet_3160358.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5c/jared-leto-2280_baseball_there-are-some-people-who-might-look-bet_3160358.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“There are some people who might look better if you smacked them in the head with a baseball bat.” — Jared Leto", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Michael Buckley" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-buckley/when-the-first-rubber-ball-smacked-her-in-the-head-and-made-her/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/492/michael-buckley-6403_ball-game_when-the-first-rubber-ball-smacked-her-i_2394316.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/492/michael-buckley-6403_ball-game_when-the-first-rubber-ball-smacked-her-i_2394316.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/492/michael-buckley-6403_ball-game_when-the-first-rubber-ball-smacked-her-i_2394316.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that…” — Michael Buckley", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I snipped off the stem and took a knee. \"For you, my love. 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