--- title: "1 Smacked Head Quotes By B. Justin Shier" description: "1 Smacked Head quotes by B. Justin Shier. Plus more from B. Justin Shier and more Smacked Head sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd9/b-justin-shier-32496_humor_i-snipped-off-the-stem-and-took-a-knee-f_832759.jpg" --- > [“I snipped off the stem and took a knee. "For you, my love. A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet as your feet." Jules smacked me on the back of the head.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/i-snipped-off-the-stem-and-took-a-knee-for-you-my-love-a-rose-by-any/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd9/b-justin-shier-32496_humor_i-snipped-off-the-stem-and-took-a-knee-f_832759.jpg) ## More by B. Justin Shier > [“Rei glanced over at me and nodded. “Exactly, Dieter. Just avoid having the cattle and keep walking.” I cleared my throat. “A cow. It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/rei-glanced-over-at-me-and-nodded-exactly-dieter-just-avoid-having/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“To pass the time, I made valiant strides in my effort to read Ulysses, but feared I was losing the war. A hundred pages…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/to-pass-the-time-i-made-valiant-strides-in-my-effort-to-read-ulysses/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“And then Dieter was like, 'Over my dead body!' "And I was thinking my roomie was about to get his wish. "And then Rei…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/and-then-dieter-was-like-over-my-dead-body-and-i-was-thinking-my/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“Her hair was bright red, her skin, pale, and I can't explain why, but something about her shouted, 'I heart granola.' She belonged in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/her-hair-was-bright-red-her-skin-pale-and-i-can-t-explain-why-but/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“I snipped off the stem and took a knee. "For you, my love. A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/i-snipped-off-the-stem-and-took-a-knee-for-you-my-love-a-rose-by-any/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“I am aware that humans believe they are the sole owners of this curse, but all creatures love, Dieter. Love is our one shared…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/i-am-aware-that-humans-believe-they-are-the-sole-owners-of-this-curse/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“My Japanese designed, vacuum-sealed thermos was one of my most prized possessions. I had filled it up before I went to sleep so there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/my-japanese-designed-vacuum-sealed-thermos-was-one-of-my-most-prized/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“There were many ways to extract information if you have more time? but if you were in a rush, they recommended flaying, crushing digits,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/there-were-many-ways-to-extract-information-if-you-have-more-time-but/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“I fought the mighty urge to watch her put it on. My libido had just burst out of the closet and was tripping over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/i-fought-the-mighty-urge-to-watch-her-put-it-on-my-libido-had-just/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/in-the-past-five-minutes-i-had-managed-to-tease-my-libido-scald-my/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“Son, a real battlefield lacks dignity and honor. When lives are being spent—actual human lives—those high-minded concepts lose their meaning. All that matters is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/son-a-real-battlefield-lacks-dignity-and-honor-when-lives-are-being/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“Let me take a moment to point out the glaringly obvious. Humans are idiots.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/let-me-take-a-moment-to-point-out-the-glaringly-obvious-humans-are/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“I spilled my cup of coffee straight onto my crotch. Superior heat retention has its drawbacks. I grimaced as the scalding liquid reached ground…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/i-spilled-my-cup-of-coffee-straight-onto-my-crotch-superior-heat/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“Stumbling out of the debris cloud, I ran smack into Jules. "What the hell did ya do?" she asked in exasperation. "I mean, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/stumbling-out-of-the-debris-cloud-i-ran-smack-into-jules-what-the/) [B. Justin Shier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-justin-shier/) > [“Internal bleeding?" "Indeed," she said, gesturing to a bag of light red fluid. "You pee blood as we speak." I felt down to my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-justin-shier/internal-bleeding-indeed-she-said-gesturing-to-a-bag-of-light-red/) [B. 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