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> [“Control, no. This place—I simply do not understand it. The humans here wear giant cocktail glasses around their necks and insert exorbitant amounts of money into little machines that light up. I still cannot understand, however, why they call them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mimi-jean-pamfiloff/control-no-this-place-i-simply-do-not-understand-it-the-humans-here/)

[Mimi Jean Pamfiloff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mimi-jean-pamfiloff/)

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