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title: "25 Sloppy Seconds Quotes by 10 authors"
description: "Browse 25 Sloppy Seconds quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Sloppy Seconds sayings and thoughts."
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> [Ew, you're gross. But how do my sloppy seconds taste?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/ew-you-re-gross-but-how-do-my-sloppy-seconds-taste/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fda/anonymous-1_gross_ew-you-re-gross-but-how-do-my-sloppy-sec_190080.jpg)

> [Everyone is someone's sloppy seconds, unless youre a virgin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/everyone-is-someone-s-sloppy-seconds-unless-youre-a-virgin/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/455/anonymous-1_seconds_everyone-is-someone-s-sloppy-seconds-unl_2709244.jpg)

> [How's the sloppy seconds ? You are welcome.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/how-s-the-sloppy-seconds-you-are-welcome/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e52/anonymous-1_seconds_how-s-the-sloppy-seconds-you-are-welcome_3186886.jpg)

> [I love when you go for my sloppy seconds, tell me how I taste.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-love-when-you-go-for-my-sloppy-seconds-tell-me-how-i-taste/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8e/anonymous-1_love_i-love-when-you-go-for-my-sloppy-seconds_3193763.jpg)

> [I'll never be sloppy seconds. Go ahead, take them back, your one, two, three minutes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deadmau5/i-ll-never-be-sloppy-seconds-go-ahead-take-them-back-your-one-two/)

[Deadmau5](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deadmau5/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/344/deadmau5-8361_seconds_i-ll-never-be-sloppy-seconds-go-ahead-ta_2478315.jpg)

> [I won't be no one sloppy seconds 1,2,3 minutes and they take them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mrwest/i-won-t-be-no-one-sloppy-seconds-1-2-3-minutes-and-they-take-them/)

[Mrwest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mrwest/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/205/mrwest-264553_being-alone_i-won-t-be-no-one-sloppy-seconds-1-2-3-m_2394389.jpg)

> [It's like you're on a hunt for everyone's sloppy seconds...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-like-you-re-on-a-hunt-for-everyone-s-sloppy-seconds/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/989/anonymous-1_seconds_it-s-like-you-re-on-a-hunt-for-everyone_2661298.jpg)

> [Oh you're dating my ex? How cute. Have fun with my sloppy seconds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/oh-you-re-dating-my-ex-how-cute-have-fun-with-my-sloppy-seconds/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fc/anonymous-1_cute_oh-you-re-dating-my-ex-how-cute-have-fun_2866328.jpg)

> [That one person who goes out of their way to eat up every. single. one of your sloppy seconds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/that-one-person-who-goes-out-of-their-way-to-eat-up-every-single-one/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cb/anonymous-1_person_that-one-person-who-goes-out-of-their-wa_185981.jpg)

> [Can't stand it when people say 'sloppy seconds'...You're going to be someone's sloppy seconds one day too you idiot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/can-t-stand-it-when-people-say-sloppy-seconds-you-re-going-to-be/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc3/anonymous-1_idiot_can-t-stand-it-when-people-say-sloppy-se_785253.jpg)

> [How do I taste, bro? How does my d\*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jersey-shore/how-do-i-taste-bro-how-does-my-d-ck-taste-bro-congratulations-on-my/)

[Jersey Shore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jersey-shore/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/922/jersey-shore-8116_quote_how-do-i-taste-bro-how-does-my-d-ck-tast_1098430.jpg)

> [I don't like the term 'sloppy seconds' this is high school, if you're mad at someone who's dating someone who you dated,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-don-t-like-the-term-sloppy-seconds-this-is-high-school-if-you-re/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22d/anonymous-1_high-school_i-don-t-like-the-term-sloppy-seconds-thi_229095.jpg)

> [It's not your sloppy seconds. Relationships are like a football game, it doesn't matter who scores first, it's all about who wins…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-not-your-sloppy-seconds-relationships-are-like-a-football-game/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34a/anonymous-1_ball-game_it-s-not-your-sloppy-seconds-relationshi_2186294.jpg)

> [“You know I don't mind sloppy seconds. And knowing Pope Whatadick, he probably blesses is cum before he blows it”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/you-know-i-don-t-mind-sloppy-seconds-and-knowing-pope-whatadick-he/)

[Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f6/tiffany-reisz-1079_sloppy-seconds_you-know-i-don-t-mind-sloppy-seconds-and_83037.jpg)

> [Nobody likes sloppy seconds or terrible thirds.. But filthy fourths are completely acceptable](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/nobody-likes-sloppy-seconds-or-terrible-thirds-but-filthy-fourths-are/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a32/anonymous-1_quote_nobody-likes-sloppy-seconds-or-terrible_1383893.jpg)

> [Don't tell me who my ex is with. I feel sorry for both, she gets my sloppy seconds and he lowers his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-tell-me-who-my-ex-is-with-i-feel-sorry-for-both-she-gets-my/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b6/anonymous-1_quote_don-t-tell-me-who-my-ex-is-with-i-feel-s_1232293.jpg)

> [“I surveyed the others, who had all stopped in their tracks. "So what was the plan, boys? You were all going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-r-rain/i-surveyed-the-others-who-had-all-stopped-in-their-tracks-so-what-was/)

[J.R. Rain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-r-rain/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6f/j-r-rain-19908_quote_i-surveyed-the-others-who-had-all-stoppe_642865.jpg)

> [“I cocked an ear, but there was nothing much to hear. A girl was on the phone next door, complaining about some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/i-cocked-an-ear-but-there-was-nothing-much-to-hear-a-girl-was-on-the/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2d/karen-chance-1416_dorina_i-cocked-an-ear-but-there-was-nothing-mu_2578240.png)

> [I'm not gonna be a backup girl, I'm not option 2, And...I'm not sloppy seconds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-gonna-be-a-backup-girl-i-m-not-option-2-and-i-m-not-sloppy/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba7/anonymous-1_pride_i-m-not-gonna-be-a-backup-girl-i-m-not-o_997009.jpg)

> [Everyone has that one girl that always goes after all your sloppy seconds...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/everyone-has-that-one-girl-that-always-goes-after-all-your-sloppy/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7cb/anonymous-1_quote_everyone-has-that-one-girl-that-always-g_1931238.jpg)

> [The concept of sloppy seconds is so stupid. Everyone is someone's ex.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-concept-of-sloppy-seconds-is-so-stupid-everyone-is-someone-s-ex/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/788/anonymous-1_stupid_the-concept-of-sloppy-seconds-is-so-stup_2854190.jpg)

> [I will never be anyone's sloppy seconds so take them 1,2,3 minutes and there gone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/djstanford/i-will-never-be-anyone-s-sloppy-seconds-so-take-them-1-2-3-minutes/)

[DJstanford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/djstanford/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/351/djstanford-31223_i-hate-life_i-will-never-be-anyone-s-sloppy-seconds_475468.jpg)

> [I just want to comment on how It's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in Love with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-avery/i-just-want-to-comment-on-how-it-s-become-a-common-thing-in-the-nhl/)

[Sean Avery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-avery/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82f/sean-avery-60469_comment_i-just-want-to-comment-on-how-it-s-becom_180480.jpg)

> [I hate when people say 'have fun with my sloppy seconds' do you not expect them to move on? And if they're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-hate-when-people-say-have-fun-with-my-sloppy-seconds-do-you-not/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c6/anonymous-1_quote_i-hate-when-people-say-have-fun-with-my_2178263.jpg)

> [Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch…umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-zilinek/makes-me-laugh-how-every-rapper-goes-around-sayin-things-like-i/)

[Brian Zilinek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-zilinek/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65a/brian-zilinek-19445_being-single_makes-me-laugh-how-every-rapper-goes-aro_1123020.jpg)

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                        "text": "“I surveyed the others, who had all stopped in their tracks. \"So what was the plan, boys? You were all going to get a fuck in? The very definition of sloppy seconds - hell, sloppy thirds and fourths and fifths. Than what? Slit my throat? Leave me for dead? Let some school janitor find me stuffed in a dumpster? You would deny my children their mother for one night of cheap thrills?”",
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                        "text": "Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch…umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a cool thing?",
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