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> [“I just sliced and diced a Burmese python while you were busy growling at the universe, fuzz bucket.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/i-just-sliced-and-diced-a-burmese-python-while-you-were-busy-growling/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

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## More by J.C. Daniels

> [“Come on, kitten. She’s waiting for you.” Glaring at the back of his head, I pointed out, “I have a name.” It wasn’t kitten.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/come-on-kitten-she-s-waiting-for-you-glaring-at-the-back-of-his-head/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

> [“I didn't move for probably ten more minutes. I wasn't sure if I could. If I moved, I just might shatter.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/i-didn-t-move-for-probably-ten-more-minutes-i-wasn-t-sure-if-i-could/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

> [“It was a seductive thing, full of promise. Full of warmth and wonder and lies.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/it-was-a-seductive-thing-full-of-promise-full-of-warmth-and-wonder/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

> [“But of course, instead of saying something honest like Yes, bitch, it hurts, Damon just shrugged.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/but-of-course-instead-of-saying-something-honest-like-yes-bitch-it/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

> [“I wasn't human enough to die easily.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/i-wasn-t-human-enough-to-die-easily/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

> [“You know, I'm terribly pleased to hear you're barking and snarling when you think some tramp is sending you sexy little surprises," she teased.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/you-know-i-m-terribly-pleased-to-hear-you-re-barking-and-snarling/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

> [“Child, you suffer from an excess of great stupidity or great bravery. I'm not sure which.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/child-you-suffer-from-an-excess-of-great-stupidity-or-great-bravery-i/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

> [“Keeping my voice level, I shook my head. Mustn't enrage the antisocial monster standing five feet away.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/keeping-my-voice-level-i-shook-my-head-mustn-t-enrage-the-antisocial/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

> [“I’m part of the package, kitten. Your bodyguard, babysitter and tattle-tale, all rolled into one.” Flashing his teeth at me, he added, “Aren’t you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/i-m-part-of-the-package-kitten-your-bodyguard-babysitter-and-tattle/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

> [“It’s almost kind of cute. Like a kitten attacking a full-grown tiger or something. Too silly and little to realize how badly it could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/it-s-almost-kind-of-cute-like-a-kitten-attacking-a-full-grown-tiger/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

> [“I just sliced and diced a Burmese python while you were busy growling at the universe, fuzz bucket.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/i-just-sliced-and-diced-a-burmese-python-while-you-were-busy-growling/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

> [“I'll be damned if I act like a mouse, you overgrown tomcat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/i-ll-be-damned-if-i-act-like-a-mouse-you-overgrown-tomcat/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

> [“In the back of my mind, some part of me thought: Pretty... And I immediately wanted to punch myself.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/in-the-back-of-my-mind-some-part-of-me-thought-pretty-and-i/)

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