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title: "19 Sliced Quotes by 17 authors"
description: "Browse 19 Sliced quotes by 17 authors. Discover the best Sliced sayings and thoughts."
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> [What was the best thing before sliced bread?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/what-was-the-best-thing-before-sliced-bread/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Don't worry?! You sliced your hand open!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/don-t-worry-you-sliced-your-hand-open/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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> [He sliced the ball when he had it on a plate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-atkinson/he-sliced-the-ball-when-he-had-it-on-a-plate/)

[Ron Atkinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-atkinson/)

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> [“Sometimes her words sliced down on his before they had even reached his mouth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-joyce/sometimes-her-words-sliced-down-on-his-before-they-had-even-reached/)

[Rachel Joyce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-joyce/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d23/rachel-joyce-2226_words_sometimes-her-words-sliced-down-on-his-b_2574070.png)

> [All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/all-sliced-up-and-sealed-tight-in-baggies-guess-love-makes-you-do/)

[Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/)

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> [“I’d sliced his head off because in that moment I couldn’t think of anything simpler or more beautiful to do.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alastair-reynolds/i-d-sliced-his-head-off-because-in-that-moment-i-couldn-t-think-of/)

[Alastair Reynolds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alastair-reynolds/)

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> [“A cut from Keira would be like getting sliced with tiny, sharp razorblades. You don’t feel the pain until it’s too late.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-washington/a-cut-from-keira-would-be-like-getting-sliced-with-tiny-sharp/)

[Kelly Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-washington/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f37/kelly-washington-79279_romance-love-heartac_a-cut-from-keira-would-be-like-getting-s_2286910.jpg)

> [“If your blade were as sharp as your tongue, you'd have sliced my through years ago.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erica-goros/if-your-blade-were-as-sharp-as-your-tongue-you-d-have-sliced-my/)

[Erica Goros](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erica-goros/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/424/erica-goros-19486_drama_if-your-blade-were-as-sharp-as-your-tong_93679.jpg)

> [Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-johnson/cucumber-should-be-well-sliced-dressed-with-pepper-and-vinegar-and/)

[Samuel Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-johnson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c78/samuel-johnson-50_cooking-and-eating_cucumber-should-be-well-sliced-dressed-w_1442064.png)

> [I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-trevino/i-m-not-saying-my-golf-game-went-bad-but-if-i-grew-tomatoes-they-d/)

[Lee Trevino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-trevino/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/008/lee-trevino-3680_come-up_i-m-not-saying-my-golf-game-went-bad-but_2693215.jpg)

> [I've had my fair share of words being twisted and articles being sliced and diced.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shooter-jennings/i-ve-had-my-fair-share-of-words-being-twisted-and-articles-being/)

[Shooter Jennings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shooter-jennings/)

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> [The universe would appear to be something like a piece of cheese; it can be sliced in an infinite number of ways-…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenneth-burke/the-universe-would-appear-to-be-something-like-a-piece-of-cheese-it/)

[Kenneth Burke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenneth-burke/)

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> [“This is the part I hate the most. That moment it sinks in that I've sliced myself open. When the rush and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cheryl-mcintyre/this-is-the-part-i-hate-the-most-that-moment-it-sinks-in-that-i-ve/)

[Cheryl McIntyre](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cheryl-mcintyre/)

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> [“There was a knife in his hand. He gave me a tight, mocking smile as he moved to the slab. “Wing or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/there-was-a-knife-in-his-hand-he-gave-me-a-tight-mocking-smile-as-he/)

[Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/)

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> [“When I walked into the room, I looked down to the floor and saw that each and every garment I owned had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rasmenia-massoud/when-i-walked-into-the-room-i-looked-down-to-the-floor-and-saw-that/)

[Rasmenia Massoud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rasmenia-massoud/)

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> [All the lines that held me to my life were sliced apart in swift cuts, like clipping the strings of a bunch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/all-the-lines-that-held-me-to-my-life-were-sliced-apart-in-swift-cuts/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cc/stephenie-meyer-91_balloons_all-the-lines-that-held-me-to-my-life-we_2599800.png)

> [“If your blade were as sharp as your tongue, you'd have sliced me through years ago.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erica-goros/if-your-blade-were-as-sharp-as-your-tongue-you-d-have-sliced-me/)

[Erica Goros](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erica-goros/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/461/erica-goros-19486_drama_if-your-blade-were-as-sharp-as-your-tong_1810755.jpg)

> [“I just sliced and diced a Burmese python while you were busy growling at the universe, fuzz bucket.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-daniels/i-just-sliced-and-diced-a-burmese-python-while-you-were-busy-growling/)

[J.C. Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-daniels/)

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> [“No. I sliced my own shirt for fun. Everyone's going to be dressing like this tomorrow.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-m-ward/no-i-sliced-my-own-shirt-for-fun-everyone-s-going-to-be-dressing-like/)

[H.M. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-m-ward/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f82/h-m-ward-4188_fashion_no-i-sliced-my-own-shirt-for-fun-everyon_798620.jpg)

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