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> [It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-major-ketchup-in-the-bathroom-with-the-laser-scalpel-hmm-he/)

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