--- title: "1 Sleeping Couch Quotes By Jamie McGuire" description: "1 Sleeping Couch quotes by Jamie McGuire. Plus more from Jamie McGuire and more Sleeping Couch sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/948/jamie-mcguire-215_having-sex_he-lifted-my-luggage-off-the-floor-you-r_516833.png" --- > [“He lifted my luggage off the floor. "You're not sleeping on the couch or the recliner. You're sleeping in my bed." "Which is more unsanitary than the couch, I'm sure." "There's never been anyone in my bed but me." I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/he-lifted-my-luggage-off-the-floor-you-re-not-sleeping-on-the-couch/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/948/jamie-mcguire-215_having-sex_he-lifted-my-luggage-off-the-floor-you-r_516833.png) ## More by Jamie McGuire > [“Really? I'm trying to place you. It seems like we've met before." Did I just issue him a pick up line? Fantastic, I've now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/really-i-m-trying-to-place-you-it-seems-like-we-ve-met-before-did-i/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“It doesn’t matter what or why it is. When it’s good, …it’s beautiful.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/it-doesn-t-matter-what-or-why-it-is-when-it-s-good-it-s-beautiful/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“With each step she took that brought her closer to where I stood, my heart pounded harder against my chest.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/with-each-step-she-took-that-brought-her-closer-to-where-i-stood-my/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“Travis clenched his eyes shut, and a sinking feeling settled over me. It was agonizing seeing him suffer, knowing that not only was I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/travis-clenched-his-eyes-shut-and-a-sinking-feeling-settled-over-me/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“I know you deserve better than me. You think I don’t know that? But if there was any woman made for me … it’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/i-know-you-deserve-better-than-me-you-think-i-don-t-know-that-but-if/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“I frowned. “I need her more than Jesus does.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/i-frowned-i-need-her-more-than-jesus-does/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“You just asked me to marry you," he said, still waiting for me to admit some kind of trickery. "I know." "That was the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/you-just-asked-me-to-marry-you-he-said-still-waiting-for-me-to-admit/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“There's a girl, Dad." He smiled a bit. "A girl." "She kinda hates me, and I kinda..." "Love her?" "I don't know. I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/there-s-a-girl-dad-he-smiled-a-bit-a-girl-she-kinda-hates-me-and-i/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“No, it’s a car. The love of my life will be a woman with my last name.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/no-it-s-a-car-the-love-of-my-life-will-be-a-woman-with-my-last-name/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“That morning, lying with the woman I loved, a silent promise was formed in my head. I was going to be a better man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/that-morning-lying-with-the-woman-i-loved-a-silent-promise-was-formed/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“I shut my eyes tight, trying to savor the moment. I knew I would wish for that moment back every day of my life,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/i-shut-my-eyes-tight-trying-to-savor-the-moment-i-knew-i-would-wish/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“I clinked my bottle against his. “To being the only girl a guy with no standards doesn’t want to sleep with.” I said, taking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/i-clinked-my-bottle-against-his-to-being-the-only-girl-a-guy-with-no/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“Can you believe how ridiculous they are? The girls here are shameless," America said. Finch shook his head in awe. "It's Travis. I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/can-you-believe-how-ridiculous-they-are-the-girls-here-are-shameless/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“He exhaled with a deep, contented sigh, speaking in a hushed voice. “I love you, Abby. I’m going to make you happy, I swear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/he-exhaled-with-a-deep-contented-sigh-speaking-in-a-hushed-voice-i/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) > [“My room was made up of strange, random things, but then, so was I.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/my-room-was-made-up-of-strange-random-things-but-then-so-was-i/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sleeping-couch/jamie-mcguire/#itemlist", "name": "1 Sleeping Couch Quotes By Jamie McGuire", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“He lifted my luggage off the floor. \"You're not sleeping on the couch or the recliner. 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