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title: "4 Sleeping Couch Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [“He lifted my luggage off the floor. "You're not sleeping on the couch or the recliner. You're sleeping in my bed." "Which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/he-lifted-my-luggage-off-the-floor-you-re-not-sleeping-on-the-couch/)

[Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/948/jamie-mcguire-215_having-sex_he-lifted-my-luggage-off-the-floor-you-r_516833.png)

> [I might have 'couch syndrome.' I'm always sleeping on the couch at home, even when I have a comfortable bed. I'm used…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vic-mensa/i-might-have-couch-syndrome-i-m-always-sleeping-on-the-couch-at-home/)

[Vic Mensa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vic-mensa/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/746/vic-mensa-6550_always_i-might-have-couch-syndrome-i-m-always-s_1572413.jpg)

> [Playing for Billy Martin is like being married to him. Right now, we're all sleeping on the couch.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-keough/playing-for-billy-martin-is-like-being-married-to-him-right-now-we-re/)

[Matt Keough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-keough/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7db/matt-keough-82850_being-married_playing-for-billy-martin-is-like-being-m_1810104.jpg)

> [Wanting someone to stay over and they end up sleeping on the couch...fail.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/wanting-someone-to-stay-over-and-they-end-up-sleeping-on-the-couch/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8e/anonymous-1_quote_wanting-someone-to-stay-over-and-they-en_2126673.jpg)

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