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> [When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/when-i-m-not-in-a-relationship-i-shave-one-leg-that-way-when-i-sleep/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

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## More by Garry Shandling

> [Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/yes-i-m-a-nice-man-and-i-enjoy-babies-i-m-a-sensitive-guy-i-held-a/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> [I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-keep-my-scrapbooks-in-the-car-when-i-come-to-a-stoplight-i-start/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> [I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-sold-my-house-this-week-i-got-a-pretty-good-price-for-it-but-it/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> [I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-think-it-s-one-of-the-main-negative-emotional-ingredients-that/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> [My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/my-first-appearance-as-a-guest-on-the-tonight-show-was-in-81/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> [I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-play-basketball-on-sundays-and-i-m-a-very-spiritual-guy-i-read-a/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> [Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/nice-guys-finish-first-if-you-don-t-know-that-then-you-don-t-know/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> [I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-once-made-love-for-an-hour-and-fifteen-minutes-but-it-was-the-night/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> ['The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at first. But if that love didn't exist, the darker…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/the-larry-sanders-show-it-s-actually-about-love-which-would-sound/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> [I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-am-pretty-tenacious-as-a-perfectionist-in-terms-of-getting/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> [I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-ve-never-had-anyone-put-on-a-puppet-show-to-convince-me-of-anything/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> [I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-m-very-loyal-in-relationships-even-when-i-go-out-with-my-mom-i-don/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> [I feel that everything I do in my life I can do in a shorter time than most men can. It's the quality, not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-feel-that-everything-i-do-in-my-life-i-can-do-in-a-shorter-time/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> [I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/i-m-too-shy-to-express-my-sexual-needs-except-over-the-phone-to/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

> [In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garry-shandling/in-the-year-2525-that-song-will-be-even-less-popular-than-when-it/)

[Garry Shandling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garry-shandling/)

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