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title: "130 Slayer Quotes by 84 authors"
description: "Browse 130 Slayer quotes by 84 authors. Discover the best Slayer sayings and thoughts."
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> [I have a big willy and I call it the maiden slayer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-leman/i-have-a-big-willy-and-i-call-it-the-maiden-slayer/)

[Joe Leman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-leman/)

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> [“Death has a life which kills everybody's life”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/munia-khan/death-has-a-life-which-kills-everybody-s-life/)

[Munia Khan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/munia-khan/)

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> [I think Slayer is a funky band.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-trujillo/i-think-slayer-is-a-funky-band/)

[Robert Trujillo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-trujillo/)

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> [If the apocalypse comes...beep me!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-whedon/if-the-apocalypse-comes-beep-me/)

[Joss Whedon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-whedon/)

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> [All hail the dragon slayer!" (Bones)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeaniene-frost/all-hail-the-dragon-slayer-bones/)

[Jeaniene Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeaniene-frost/)

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> [I've never seen 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/freddie-prinze-jr/i-ve-never-seen-buffy-the-vampire-slayer/)

[Freddie Prinze, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/freddie-prinze-jr/)

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> [Comedy is a great slayer of rogues in power.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-moore/comedy-is-a-great-slayer-of-rogues-in-power/)

[Michael Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-moore/)

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> [Demon slayers take the subway?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/demon-slayers-take-the-subway/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [At 23 years old, I came into politics as a dragon slayer. At 63 years old, I'm going out as a dragon.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aaron-broussard/at-23-years-old-i-came-into-politics-as-a-dragon-slayer-at-63-years/)

[Aaron Broussard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aaron-broussard/)

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> [My all-time favorite program in my entire life was 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-collins/my-all-time-favorite-program-in-my-entire-life-was-buffy-the-vampire/)

[Gail Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-collins/)

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> [The chance of war Is equal, and the slayer oft is slain.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer/the-chance-of-war-is-equal-and-the-slayer-oft-is-slain/)

[Homer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer/)

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> [Every selfish man, strangely enough, becomes a self slayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sadhu-sundar-singh/every-selfish-man-strangely-enough-becomes-a-self-slayer/)

[Sadhu Sundar Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sadhu-sundar-singh/)

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> [My first figure was a SLAYER eagle. And the dragons and the tribals are all I have got.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-king/my-first-figure-was-a-slayer-eagle-and-the-dragons-and-the-tribals/)

[Kerry King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-king/)

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> [I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-m-not-so-much-a-dragon-slayer-more-a-dragon-annoyer-i-m-a-dragon/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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> [“I never said becoming the slayer would be a field trip to a Justin Bieber concert.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mari-mancusi/i-never-said-becoming-the-slayer-would-be-a-field-trip-to-a-justin/)

[Mari Mancusi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mari-mancusi/)

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> [Joss Whedon who created 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer,' 'Angel,' and all that... he is a genius.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christian-kane/joss-whedon-who-created-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-angel-and-all-that/)

[Christian Kane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christian-kane/)

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> [My first gig in the business was a guest star on 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer,' so I'm neck deep in sci-fi. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wentworth-miller/my-first-gig-in-the-business-was-a-guest-star-on-buffy-the-vampire/)

[Wentworth Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wentworth-miller/)

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> [When I look back, it was a strange period in my life, looking at my childhood and then my teenage years and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-lombardo/when-i-look-back-it-was-a-strange-period-in-my-life-looking-at-my/)

[Dave Lombardo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-lombardo/)

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> [As far as thinking about death and murder and various ways of killing people and how people die... I probably have the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-araya/as-far-as-thinking-about-death-and-murder-and-various-ways-of-killing/)

[Tom Araya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-araya/)

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> [Things involved with a computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rupert-giles/things-involved-with-a-computer-fill-me-with-a-childlike-terror-now/)

[Rupert Giles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rupert-giles/)

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> [He blinked, then roared with laughter. "Eve Dallas, Vampire Slayer. One for the books." ~Eternity in Death](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/he-blinked-then-roared-with-laughter-eve-dallas-vampire-slayer-one/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“My teeth were nice commodities, and I did enjoy having kidneys, but I’d give them all away if someone threatened to take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-krovatin/my-teeth-were-nice-commodities-and-i-did-enjoy-having-kidneys-but-i-d/)

[Christopher Krovatin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-krovatin/)

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> [“I was supposed to be trained by a Slayer, and I got the cowardly one. Fucking hell, that was just peachy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannon-mayer/i-was-supposed-to-be-trained-by-a-slayer-and-i-got-the-cowardly-one/)

[Shannon Mayer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shannon-mayer/)

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> [If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-whedon/if-every-vampire-who-said-he-was-at-the-crucifixion-was-actually/)

[Joss Whedon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-whedon/)

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> [I've lost my mind," Alex muttered, grabbing her knives again and stomping back across the kitchen. "I woke up this morning a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynsay-sands/i-ve-lost-my-mind-alex-muttered-grabbing-her-knives-again-and/)

[Lynsay Sands](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynsay-sands/)

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> [Buffy the Vampire Slayer showed the whole world, and an entire sprawling industry, that writing monsters and demons and end-of-the-world is not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-t-davies/buffy-the-vampire-slayer-showed-the-whole-world-and-an-entire/)

[Russell T Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-t-davies/)

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> [Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-whedon/bottom-line-is-even-if-you-see-em-coming-you-re-not-ready-for-the-big/)

[Joss Whedon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-whedon/)

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> [There's no way to explain to a child that the line between good and evil isn't nearly as black and white as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-picoult/there-s-no-way-to-explain-to-a-child-that-the-line-between-good-and/)

[Jodi Picoult](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-picoult/)

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> [It seems like the powers that be are really trying to separate everything and really divide the genres and divide the trends.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cristian-machado/it-seems-like-the-powers-that-be-are-really-trying-to-separate/)

[Cristian Machado](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cristian-machado/)

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> [During our first year, we were playing Priest and Maiden cover tunes all the time while we figured out what we wanted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-hanneman/during-our-first-year-we-were-playing-priest-and-maiden-cover-tunes/)

[Jeff Hanneman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-hanneman/)

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> [One of the most heartening phenomena in today's Britain is the great diversity of the modern nerd - the nerd is out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-self/one-of-the-most-heartening-phenomena-in-today-s-britain-is-the-great/)

[Will Self](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-self/)

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> [I think Buffy was a grown-up. One of the amazing things about the show was that I was able to grow with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-michelle-gellar/i-think-buffy-was-a-grown-up-one-of-the-amazing-things-about-the-show/)

[Sarah Michelle Gellar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-michelle-gellar/)

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> [You are such a chick." I widened my eyes in mock surprise. "No way. Are you sure?" Sighing again, he rubbed at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/you-are-such-a-chick-i-widened-my-eyes-in-mock-surprise-no-way-are-2/)

[Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/)

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> [ “I love my fans \[and\] Slayer fans,” wrote Lombardo. “But the fact is: Today's Slayer is not SLAYER. They can play all… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-x-ferris/i-love-my-fans-and-slayer-fans-wrote-lombardo-but-the-fact-is-today-s/)

[D.X. Ferris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-x-ferris/)

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> [I don't want to preach, but I would like to see metal become more of a united thing. I'm tired of people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-schuldiner/i-don-t-want-to-preach-but-i-would-like-to-see-metal-become-more-of-a/)

[Chuck Schuldiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-schuldiner/)

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> [In Washington and Moscow they are saying, 'Man has finally come of age; he doesn't need paternalistic help.' Which is another way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-k-dick/in-washington-and-moscow-they-are-saying-man-has-finally-come-of-age/)

[Philip K. Dick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-k-dick/)

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> [“Seven years, Dawn. Working with the Slayer. Seeing my friends get more and more powerful... a witch. A demon. Hell, I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joss-whedon/seven-years-dawn-working-with-the-slayer-seeing-my-friends-get-more/)

[Joss Whedon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joss-whedon/)

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> [“That’s funny. You would think after being followed and shoved into a dark alley by a stranger, you would be at least…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-rae/that-s-funny-you-would-think-after-being-followed-and-shoved-into-a/)

[Nicole Rae](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-rae/)

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> [“Curran strode toward me, eyes blazing. "If I let her go, I'll need a replacement. Want to volunteer for the job." He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/curran-strode-toward-me-eyes-blazing-if-i-let-her-go-i-ll-need-a/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [What, are you like Buffy or something? A vampire slayer?” I wish. “No, but my sister is. And my boyfriend’s a vampire…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mari-mancusi/what-are-you-like-buffy-or-something-a-vampire-slayer-i-wish-no-but/)

[Mari Mancusi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mari-mancusi/)

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## Top authors on Slayer

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b014/author-joss-whedon-53730.jpg) Joss Whedon 12 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/slayer/joss-whedon/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-tom-araya-91325.jpg) Tom Araya 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/slayer/tom-araya/)
- [Jeff Hanneman 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/slayer/jeff-hanneman/)

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                        "text": "In Washington and Moscow they are saying, 'Man has finally come of age; he doesn't need paternalistic help.' Which is another way of saying, 'We have abolished that help, and in its place we will rule,' offering no help at all: taking but not giving, ruling but not obeying, telling but not listening, taking life and not giving it. The slayers govern now, without interference; the dreams of mankind have become empty.",
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                        "text": "“Seven years, Dawn. Working with the Slayer. Seeing my friends get more and more powerful... a witch. A demon. Hell, I could fit Oz in my shaving kit, but come a full moon, he had a wolfy mojo not to be messed with. Powerful, all of them. And I'm the guy who fixes the windows. They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn't Chosen, to live so near the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night, and I see you working here today. You're not special; you're extraordinary.”",
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                        "text": "“That’s funny. You would think after being followed and shoved into a dark alley by a stranger, you would be at least a little shaken. Don’t tell me, you are a black belt just waiting for the perfect moment to strike.” He laughed soundlessly. “I mean your words do sound brave but your eyes and the fact that you’re trembling like a scared little kitten say something else entirely.” Even though the alley was submerged in darkness and shadows, it was obvious there was a devilish grin stretched across his face...”",
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                        "text": "“Curran strode toward me, eyes blazing. \"If I let her go, I'll need a replacement. Want to volunteer for the job.\" He looked like he wouldn't be taking no for an anser. I swiped Slayer from its sheath and backed away from the edge of the roof. \"And be girlfriend number twenty-three soon to be dumped in favor of girlfriend number twenty-four who has slightly bigger boobs? I don't think so.\" He kept coming. \"Oh Yeah?\" \"Yeah, you get these beautiful women, make them dependent on you, and then you dump them. Well, this time a woman left you first, and your enormous ego can't deal with it. And to think that I hoped we could talk like reasonable adults. If we were the last two people on Earth, I'd find myself a moving island so I could get the hell away from you.”",
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                        "text": "What, are you like Buffy or something? A vampire slayer?” I wish. “No, but my sister is. And my boyfriend’s a vampire so I know a lot about their kind.” Jayden shrinks back from me, wide-eyed. “No, no. He’s one of the good ones. Not all vampires are evil,” I assure him. “So…you’re dating…Edward Cullen.” “Sure, if you have to relate it all to a Stephenie Meyer book,” I grudgingly agree. “But don’t say that to Magnus’s face. He’s a card-carrying member of Team Jacob. Even has the T-shirt.",
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