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title: "1 Slapped Face Quotes By Matthew Diamond"
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> [A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped him across the face. That got him off my back.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-diamond/a-wise-man-once-asked-me-what-is-the-sound-of-one-hand-clapping-i/)

Matthew Diamond

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## More by Matthew Diamond

> [It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-diamond/it-s-important-to-watch-what-you-eat-otherwise-how-are-you-going-to/)

Matthew Diamond

> [A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped him across…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-diamond/a-wise-man-once-asked-me-what-is-the-sound-of-one-hand-clapping-i/)

Matthew Diamond

> [I am a God-fearing man. In fact, I don't go to church because I'm afraid I'll run into him there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-diamond/i-am-a-god-fearing-man-in-fact-i-don-t-go-to-church-because-i-m/)

Matthew Diamond

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