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title: "36 Slapped Face Quotes by 33 authors"
description: "Browse 36 Slapped Face quotes by 33 authors. Discover the best Slapped Face sayings and thoughts."
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> [It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-bryan/it-s-looks-like-someone-slapped-you-in-the-face-with-a-fruit-roll-up/)

[Daniel Bryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-bryan/)

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> [My place, your place, slapped face, rat race.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roger-daltrey/my-place-your-place-slapped-face-rat-race/)

[Roger Daltrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roger-daltrey/)

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> [I threw love at the wall and it bounced back and slapped me in the face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-threw-love-at-the-wall-and-it-bounced-back-and-slapped-me-in-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Didn't know how to say farewell so I slapped him in the face and ran away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/didn-t-know-how-to-say-farewell-so-i-slapped-him-in-the-face-and-ran/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [As a society, when you have your mortality slapped in your face, it changes you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-rzeznik/as-a-society-when-you-have-your-mortality-slapped-in-your-face-it/)

[John Rzeznik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-rzeznik/)

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> [“Shane wasn't the type to force a smile. He was born with one slapped on his face.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deb-apodaca/shane-wasn-t-the-type-to-force-a-smile-he-was-born-with-one-slapped/)

[Deb Apodaca](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deb-apodaca/)

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> [“When you bury your head in the sand, at least you don't get slapped in the face.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-askew/when-you-bury-your-head-in-the-sand-at-least-you-don-t-get-slapped-in/)

[Kim Askew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-askew/)

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> [A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-diamond/a-wise-man-once-asked-me-what-is-the-sound-of-one-hand-clapping-i/)

[Matthew Diamond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-diamond/)

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> [“I leaned forward and slapped her across the face. Probably a bit harder than I needed to, but it worked.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/i-leaned-forward-and-slapped-her-across-the-face-probably-a-bit/)

[Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/)

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> [If I ever complain about yachting around the Mediterranean with Madonna, who I just idolized as a child, I should be slapped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-banks/if-i-ever-complain-about-yachting-around-the-mediterranean-with/)

[Elizabeth Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-banks/)

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> [“until Eric had explained that it was really just an excuse for a guy to rub his penis all over a girl…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shayla-black/until-eric-had-explained-that-it-was-really-just-an-excuse-for-a-guy/)

[Shayla Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shayla-black/)

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> [One has to live with the ignominy of a garish sticker slapped over one's face, proclaiming '?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-heseltine/one-has-to-live-with-the-ignominy-of-a-garish-sticker-slapped-over/)

[Michael Heseltine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-heseltine/)

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> [“Have you ever had a dream so strong it slapped you in the face every time you looked away?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-rachelle/have-you-ever-had-a-dream-so-strong-it-slapped-you-in-the-face-every/)

[Joyce Rachelle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-rachelle/)

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> [The more you expect,the harder you slapped your face to deal the your own disappointments.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louaiq8/the-more-you-expect-the-harder-you-slapped-your-face-to-deal-the-your/)

[Louaiq8](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louaiq8/)

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> [The moment you buy into the idea that you're above anyone else, is the moment you need to be slapped in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natalie-portman/the-moment-you-buy-into-the-idea-that-you-re-above-anyone-else-is-the/)

[Natalie Portman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natalie-portman/)

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> [“Answer me!” he repeated. “Give me the name of the person you sheltered!” I faltered, knowing that bad things were about to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/captain-hank-bracker-suppresed-i-rise/answer-me-he-repeated-give-me-the-name-of-the-person-you-sheltered-i/)

[Captain Hank Bracker, "Suppresed I Rise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/captain-hank-bracker-suppresed-i-rise/)

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> [“Fuck you. Fuck you, Beckett Taylor.” She flexed her fist. Beckett’s jaw tightened. “Looks like you got that covered, gorgeous.” Eve full-on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/debra-anastasia/fuck-you-fuck-you-beckett-taylor-she-flexed-her-fist-beckett-s-jaw/)

[Debra Anastasia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/debra-anastasia/)

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> [I think actors make the mistake of finding their little niche in the business and once they try to do something a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leonardo-dicaprio/i-think-actors-make-the-mistake-of-finding-their-little-niche-in-the/)

[Leonardo DiCaprio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leonardo-dicaprio/)

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> [(From the story The Last Days of a Famous Mime) He said nothing. He was mildly annoyed at her presumption: that he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-carey/from-the-story-the-last-days-of-a-famous-mime-he-said-nothing-he-was/)

[Peter Carey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-carey/)

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> [I'm just sad because I really like you; more than I've liked anyone in a long time. Tonight I got slapped in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-just-sad-because-i-really-like-you-more-than-i-ve-liked-anyone-in/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I slapped my face two or three times with both hands, as hard as possible. The slapping hurt. It snapped me to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-alan-lewis/i-slapped-my-face-two-or-three-times-with-both-hands-as-hard-as/)

[Brad Alan Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-alan-lewis/)

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> [The most outrageous thing happened years ago in my YouTube days, when I asked an older lady - it was like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-eichner/the-most-outrageous-thing-happened-years-ago-in-my-youtube-days-when/)

[Billy Eichner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-eichner/)

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> [~Im just sad because I really like you more than i've liked anyone in a long time. Tonight I got slapped in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angel-eyes/im-just-sad-because-i-really-like-you-more-than-i-ve-liked-anyone-in/)

[Angel\_eyes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angel-eyes/)

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> [His lessons were chock-full of analogies for a variety of musical situations. Those little things were my favorites. 'No . . .…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/manny-laureano/his-lessons-were-chock-full-of-analogies-for-a-variety-of-musical/)

[Manny Laureano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/manny-laureano/)

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> [“She stood looking at me, and, of course, I stood looking at her. "Am I pretty?" "Yes; I think you are very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/she-stood-looking-at-me-and-of-course-i-stood-looking-at-her-am-i/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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> [“Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-bassey-johnson/take-off-your-damned-wrapper-the-old-buffer-ordered-looking-intensely/)

[Michael Bassey Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-bassey-johnson/)

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> [“I am as suspicious and prone to take offence as a humpback or a dwarf. But upon my word I sometimes have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fyodor-dostoyevsky/i-am-as-suspicious-and-prone-to-take-offence-as-a-humpback-or-a-dwarf/)

[Fyodor Dostoyevsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fyodor-dostoyevsky/)

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> [“He looked like a kid caught making an angel in the snow, except his glasses had been blown off and one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-stroud/he-looked-like-a-kid-caught-making-an-angel-in-the-snow-except-his/)

[Jonathan Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-stroud/)

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> [I'm not very good at taking compliments. It's better than getting slapped in the face, I suppose.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-renner/i-m-not-very-good-at-taking-compliments-it-s-better-than-getting/)

[Jeremy Renner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-renner/)

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> [Being born was the worse and the first mistake I ever made. The doctor didn't spank me, he just slapped me in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dolly-parton/being-born-was-the-worse-and-the-first-mistake-i-ever-made-the-doctor/)

[Dolly Parton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dolly-parton/)

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> [Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-verma/girls-who-pretend-to-act-stupid-because-they-think-it-s-cute-need-to/)

[Amit Verma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-verma/)

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> [“I slapped her across the face. I didn’t think about it, I just did it, and few things in my adult life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/i-slapped-her-across-the-face-i-didn-t-think-about-it-i-just-did-it/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [You wouldn't even know anything about being original even if it slapped you in the face and danced naked in front of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-wouldn-t-even-know-anything-about-being-original-even-if-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I had once remarked to Feely that, because of the oxygen, breathing fresh air was like breathing God, but she had slapped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-bradley/i-had-once-remarked-to-feely-that-because-of-the-oxygen-breathing/)

[Alan Bradley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-bradley/)

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> [Ben locked his eyes on mine for a long moment. Then, “How?” “How do you think?” I smiled, then slapped him full…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathy-reichs/ben-locked-his-eyes-on-mine-for-a-long-moment-then-how-how-do-you/)

[Kathy Reichs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathy-reichs/)

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> [Getting slapped in the face with a plastic arm to wake up is not as painful as it might look - probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simone-giertz/getting-slapped-in-the-face-with-a-plastic-arm-to-wake-up-is-not-as/)

[Simone Giertz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simone-giertz/)

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                        "text": "If I ever complain about yachting around the Mediterranean with Madonna, who I just idolized as a child, I should be slapped across the face.",
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                        "text": "“until Eric had explained that it was really just an excuse for a guy to rub his penis all over a girl and not get slapped in the face. After that,”",
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                        "text": "One has to live with the ignominy of a garish sticker slapped over one's face, proclaiming '?",
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                        "text": "The more you expect,the harder you slapped your face to deal the your own disappointments.",
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                        "text": "“Answer me!” he repeated. “Give me the name of the person you sheltered!” I faltered, knowing that bad things were about to follow. Here I was just helping a hapless soldier and this Nazi bureaucrat took it upon himself to punish me. His three huge gold rings cut my face deeply as he repeatedly slapped my face, shouting obscenities.”",
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                        "text": "“Fuck you. Fuck you, Beckett Taylor.” She flexed her fist. Beckett’s jaw tightened. “Looks like you got that covered, gorgeous.” Eve full-on slapped his face in the opposite direction. Beckett just licked his lips. No woman had ever slapped him. But she did.”",
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                        "text": "(From the story The Last Days of a Famous Mime) He said nothing. He was mildly annoyed at her presumption: that he had not thought this many, many times before. With perfect misunderstanding she interpreted his passivity as disdain. Wishing to hurt him, she slapped his face. Wishing to hurt her, he smiled brilliantly.",
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                        "text": "“Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man's dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole matter. I want to do you harder cos you gonna be fucked by other folks who needs a large hole, said the man, moving towards her. Comfort struggled with all her feminine might, but the old masculine but old man ripped her wrapper and slapped her on the face. Lie here, Lie here! I'm gonna do what your old man did to your mama and its gonna sweet you. She screamed as the man's organ prick her glory hole like a sharp needle.”",
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                        "text": "“I am as suspicious and prone to take offence as a humpback or a dwarf. But upon my word I sometimes have had moments when if I had happened to be slapped in the face I should, perhaps, have been positively glad of it. I say, in earnest, that I should probably have been able to discover even in that a peculiar sort of enjoyment--the enjoyment, of course, of despair; but in despair there are the most intense enjoyments, especially when one is very acutely conscious of the hopelessness of one's position. And when one is slapped in the face--why then the consciousness of being rubbed into a pulp would positively overwhelm one.”",
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                        "text": "I'm not very good at taking compliments. It's better than getting slapped in the face, I suppose.",
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