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> [“I’ve spent half my night lugging a three-ton slab of asshole up a gazillion stairs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/i-ve-spent-half-my-night-lugging-a-three-ton-slab-of-asshole-up-a/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

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## More by Benjamin R. Smith

> [“I do not believe in using infants for nefarious activities.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/i-do-not-believe-in-using-infants-for-nefarious-activities/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“Hug your nightmares.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/hug-your-nightmares/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“SEN. McCARTHY: You will teach morality, ethics, and good house-keeping to these 48 states, and to the world. By order of this committee, June…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/sen-mccarthy-you-will-teach-morality-ethics-and-good-house-keeping-to/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“Some people, when there’s a threat of everything they have being ripped away at a moments notice, they place value on the things they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/some-people-when-there-s-a-threat-of-everything-they-have-being/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“JUNE: My mother always said, “Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?” WARD: I don’t think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/june-my-mother-always-said-why-should-a-man-buy-a-cow-when-he-can-get/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“I’ve spent half my night lugging a three-ton slab of asshole up a gazillion stairs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/i-ve-spent-half-my-night-lugging-a-three-ton-slab-of-asshole-up-a/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“I’m not about to let somebody stick a Bissel vacuum attachment up my cootch.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/i-m-not-about-to-let-somebody-stick-a-bissel-vacuum-attachment-up-my/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/when-i-was-a-kid-they-had-a-saying-to-err-is-human-but-to-really-fuck/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/oh-ward-you-animal-it-gets-me-so-hot-and-squishy-when-you-call-it/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“I’m going to become a beat poet and a lesbian!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/i-m-going-to-become-a-beat-poet-and-a-lesbian/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“That’s right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/that-s-right-you-little-fucktart-she-thought-time-to-eat-shit-and-die/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/on-a-wing-and-a-prayer-after-being-asked-how-the-angels-make-love-in/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“The first morning I really sat and watched him it was a Tuesday. I know that because Tuesday is trash day for our neighborhood.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/the-first-morning-i-really-sat-and-watched-him-it-was-a-tuesday-i/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“It's a big spooky place when you're in it alone. It's like you can hear all the whispers of all the voices of all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/it-s-a-big-spooky-place-when-you-re-in-it-alone-it-s-like-you-can/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

> [“What’s wrong with your father? Huh? Can’t he do this? Or have you been reading Freud? WARD, have you been reading the baby Freud?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-r-smith/what-s-wrong-with-your-father-huh-can-t-he-do-this-or-have-you-been/)

[Benjamin R. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-r-smith/)

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