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title: "47 Skunk Quotes by 44 authors"
description: "Browse 47 Skunk quotes by 44 authors. Discover the best Skunk sayings and thoughts."
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> [“So a skunk humped my leg earlier.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-l-armentrout/so-a-skunk-humped-my-leg-earlier/)

[Jennifer L. Armentrout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-l-armentrout/)

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> [“She’s as drunk as a skunk!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-l-gardner/she-s-as-drunk-as-a-skunk/)

[M.L. Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-l-gardner/)

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> [I'm a Dirty Skunk!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daffy-duck/i-m-a-dirty-skunk/)

[Daffy Duck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daffy-duck/)

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> [“I am the skunk killer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/libby-fischer-hellmann/i-am-the-skunk-killer/)

Libby Fischer Hellmann

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> [“Never get into a pissin' contest with a skunk." Mary Jo R.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/timothy-g-cameron/never-get-into-a-pissin-contest-with-a-skunk-mary-jo-r/)

Timothy G Cameron

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> [“No use trying to cat fight with a skunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/d-michael-quinn/no-use-trying-to-cat-fight-with-a-skunk/)

[D. Michael Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/d-michael-quinn/)

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> [Shortest straw pulls the skunk's tail.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-hopkins-adams/shortest-straw-pulls-the-skunk-s-tail/)

[Samuel Hopkins Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-hopkins-adams/)

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> [A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it's not worth it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bradley-nowell/a-bulldog-can-whip-a-skunk-but-sometimes-it-s-not-worth-it/)

Bradley Nowell

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> [What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abraham-lincoln/what-kills-a-skunk-is-the-publicity-it-gives-itself/)

[Abraham Lincoln](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abraham-lincoln/)

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> [A skunk by any other name still stinks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-a-criswell/a-skunk-by-any-other-name-still-stinks/)

[W. A. Criswell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-a-criswell/)

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> [“This stinks like a roadkill skunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maya-banks/this-stinks-like-a-roadkill-skunk/)

[Maya Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maya-banks/)

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> [In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-farley/in-the-land-of-the-skunk-the-man-with-half-a-nose-is-king/)

[Chris Farley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-farley/)

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> [You know what's fun? Your dog being sprayed by a skunk at 11pm and then proceeding to give her five baths.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenna-dewan-tatum/you-know-what-s-fun-your-dog-being-sprayed-by-a-skunk-at-11pm-and/)

[Jenna Dewan Tatum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenna-dewan-tatum/)

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> [The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-murray/the-only-difference-between-a-dead-skunk-lying-in-the-road-and-a-dead/)

[Patrick Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-murray/)

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> [It is sometimes very hard to tell the difference between history and the smell of skunk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-west/it-is-sometimes-very-hard-to-tell-the-difference-between-history-and/)

[Rebecca West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-west/)

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> [Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handey/too-bad-there-s-not-such-a-thing-as-a-golden-skunk-because-you-d/)

[Jack Handey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handey/)

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> [“The boy raised the can to his nose and smelled, his lips wrinkling back as if he'd caught the business end of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-j-lawrence/the-boy-raised-the-can-to-his-nose-and-smelled-his-lips-wrinkling/)

[R.J. Lawrence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-j-lawrence/)

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> [I love the smell of skunks. Driving down a back road and you smell a skunk that's sprayed or been hit. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dustin-lynch/i-love-the-smell-of-skunks-driving-down-a-back-road-and-you-smell-a/)

[Dustin Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dustin-lynch/)

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> [Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lloyd-doggett/sometimes-when-you-get-in-a-fight-with-a-skunk-you-can-t-tell-who/)

Lloyd Doggett

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> [ I will not get into a pissing contest with that skunk \[Joseph McCarthy\]. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dwight-d-eisenhower/i-will-not-get-into-a-pissing-contest-with-that-skunk-joseph-mccarthy/)

[Dwight D. Eisenhower](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dwight-d-eisenhower/)

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> [That’s the tricky thing about love. It walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a duck. But after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-c-hunter/that-s-the-tricky-thing-about-love-it-walks-like-a-duck-quacks-like-a/)

[C.C. Hunter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-c-hunter/)

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> [Oh dear, is that a skunk?" Leonora asked. "No," Alessandro gasped in horror. "No the smelly cat!" "I've told you, Alessandro darling,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynsay-sands/oh-dear-is-that-a-skunk-leonora-asked-no-alessandro-gasped-in-horror/)

[Lynsay Sands](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynsay-sands/)

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> [Many people lack the basic equipment to be in a relationship and there's nothing you can do to change it. You can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-argov/many-people-lack-the-basic-equipment-to-be-in-a-relationship-and/)

[Sherry Argov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-argov/)

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> [It's not the skunk's fault that he's a skunk or that he gives off this really bad stink. If I am a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hrithik-roshan/it-s-not-the-skunk-s-fault-that-he-s-a-skunk-or-that-he-gives-off/)

[Hrithik Roshan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hrithik-roshan/)

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> [“Dr. Stern told me that the wilderness of Carolina is alive wi’ fierce creatures—bears and wildcats and wicked panthers—and a great foul…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-gabaldon/dr-stern-told-me-that-the-wilderness-of-carolina-is-alive-wi-fierce/)

[Diana Gabaldon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-gabaldon/)

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> [Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handey/basically-there-are-three-ways-the-skunk-and-i-are-a-lot-alike-the/)

[Jack Handey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handey/)

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> [It's like fishing -- you got to get that first one in the boat. Once you get that first one, the skunk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dusty-baker/it-s-like-fishing-you-got-to-get-that-first-one-in-the-boat-once-you/)

[Dusty Baker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dusty-baker/)

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> [People cain't help being what they are any more than a skunk can help being a skunk. Don't you think if they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fannie-flagg/people-cain-t-help-being-what-they-are-any-more-than-a-skunk-can-help/)

[Fannie Flagg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fannie-flagg/)

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> [Back in the 1950s, there was a top-secret program code-named SUNTAN being conducted at a top-secret facility called Skunk Works. Its objective?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-jacobsen/back-in-the-1950s-there-was-a-top-secret-program-code-named-suntan/)

[Annie Jacobsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-jacobsen/)

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> [We used to have skunks that would go under our house and scratch their backs. I remember after I had my first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/we-used-to-have-skunks-that-would-go-under-our-house-and-scratch/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

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> [“I want to kiss you," I say, "but I seem to be holding this cat." Skunk lifts his hand and touches it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-t-smith/i-want-to-kiss-you-i-say-but-i-seem-to-be-holding-this-cat-skunk/)

[Hilary T. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-t-smith/)

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> [“The hair compromise he finally agreed to is a white strip on the left side – geriatric punk, he’d whispered to himself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-atwood/the-hair-compromise-he-finally-agreed-to-is-a-white-strip-on-the-left/)

[Margaret Atwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-atwood/)

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> [“ Beautiful, I think to myself as I float back into sleep, my whole body thrumming with a tender, exhausted state of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-t-smith/beautiful-i-think-to-myself-as-i-float-back-into-sleep-my-whole-body/)

[Hilary T. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-t-smith/)

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> [“…One dark night, my Tudor Ford climbed the hill's skull; I watched for love-cars. Lights turned down, they lay together, hull to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lowell/one-dark-night-my-tudor-ford-climbed-the-hill-s-skull-i-watched-for/)

[Robert Lowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lowell/)

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> [If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-allen/if-criticism-had-any-power-to-harm-the-skunk-would-be-extinct-by-now/)

[Fred Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-allen/)

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> [“I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-skinned-a-skunk-to-make-a-rug-you-know-for-the-bathroom/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [You're making me feel like a skunk at the garden party.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-re-making-me-feel-like-a-skunk-at-the-garden-party/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“…it was like having a pet nuclear device.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-paulsen/it-was-like-having-a-pet-nuclear-device/)

[Gary Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-paulsen/)

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> [A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-a-heinlein/a-skunk-is-better-company-than-a-person-who-prides-himself-on-being/)

[Robert A. Heinlein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-a-heinlein/)

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> [“The ferret has an unpleasant smell. But, it is not as bad as the skunk’s smell.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leah-ledos/the-ferret-has-an-unpleasant-smell-but-it-is-not-as-bad-as-the-skunk-3/)

[Leah Ledos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leah-ledos/)

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