--- title: "19 Skulduggery Said Quotes By Derek Landy" description: "19 Skulduggery Said quotes by Derek Landy. Plus more from Derek Landy and more Skulduggery Said sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e1/derek-landy-826_beard_it-s-fairly-standard-also-i-m-fourteen-a_2303759.png" --- > [It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your beard’s stupid.” “Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us getting along…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/it-s-fairly-standard-also-i-m-fourteen-also-your-beard-s-stupid-isn-t/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e1/derek-landy-826_beard_it-s-fairly-standard-also-i-m-fourteen-a_2303759.png) > [Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/life-isn-t-fair-skulduggery-said-in-my-experience-death-isn-t-so/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91d/derek-landy-826_death_life-isn-t-fair-skulduggery-said-in-my-e_1752767.png) > [“Violence?"Skulduggery said. "Violence is never the answer, until it's the only answer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/violence-skulduggery-said-violence-is-never-the-answer-until-it-s-the/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/895/derek-landy-826_crime_violence-skulduggery-said-violence-is-ne_1862890.png) > [We live in a time of fear," Skulduggery said, "where we're too scared of upsetting the status quo to ask the questions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-live-in-a-time-of-fear-skulduggery-said-where-we-re-too-scared-of/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/310/derek-landy-826_asking_we-live-in-a-time-of-fear-skulduggery-sa_493809.png) > [“They're not going to arrest you,' Skulduggery said as they walked through the door. 'They might glare at you and say angry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/they-re-not-going-to-arrest-you-skulduggery-said-as-they-walked/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16a/derek-landy-826_angry-words_they-re-not-going-to-arrest-you-skuldugg_302408.png) > [I used to be so good at that kind of thing," Skulduggery said quietly. "Well, my morale is certainly boosted," Valkyrie informed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-used-to-be-so-good-at-that-kind-of-thing-skulduggery-said-quietly/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/12c/derek-landy-826_kind_i-used-to-be-so-good-at-that-kind-of-thi_2050142.png) > [“Weren't expecting this, were you, Mr. Detective? Probably thought, once a mountain fell on her, you'd seen the last of our sister,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/weren-t-expecting-this-were-you-mr-detective-probably-thought-once-a/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd3/derek-landy-826_skulduggery_weren-t-expecting-this-were-you-mr-detec_2536592.png) > [So what does that actually mean?' 'To be honest, Ghastly, I haven't a bull's notion.' 'Elder Bespoke should be addressed by his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/so-what-does-that-actually-mean-to-be-honest-ghastly-i-haven-t-a-bull/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb7/derek-landy-826_being-honest_so-what-does-that-actually-mean-to-be-ho_1334709.jpg) > [Do you think we’ll be waiting long?” Valkyrie asked, keeping her voice low. “The last time we were in this building, we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/do-you-think-we-ll-be-waiting-long-valkyrie-asked-keeping-her-voice/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c79/derek-landy-826_accused_do-you-think-we-ll-be-waiting-long-valky_2019793.jpg) > [We're not robbing him," Skulduggery said." But I'm afraid I have some bad news." "Is it Deacon?" Francine asked, her eyes wide.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-re-not-robbing-him-skulduggery-said-but-i-m-afraid-i-have-some-bad/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b1/derek-landy-826_bad-news_we-re-not-robbing-him-skulduggery-said-b_854844.jpg) > [That was a good day for me," Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/that-was-a-good-day-for-me-skulduggery-said-i-didn-t-have-to-hit/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5b/derek-landy-826_cain_that-was-a-good-day-for-me-skulduggery-s_2922952.jpg) > [Thank you,” Skulduggery said to her. “I fear he was about to start insulting me.” “I couldn’t let that happen,” she said.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/thank-you-skulduggery-said-to-her-i-fear-he-was-about-to-start/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6b/derek-landy-826_delicate_thank-you-skulduggery-said-to-her-i-fear_836118.png) > [Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.” “If you had let me finish,” Skulduggery…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/don-t-kill-me-he-sobbed-as-he-lay-there-oh-god-please-don-t-kill-me/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a40/derek-landy-826_annoyed_don-t-kill-me-he-sobbed-as-he-lay-there_1086846.jpg) > [You're in a bad mood,' Skulduggery said. 'I understand. I do. You're saying things that you don't really mean. It's OK.' 'I'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/you-re-in-a-bad-mood-skulduggery-said-i-understand-i-do-you-re-saying/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ec/derek-landy-826_bad-mood_you-re-in-a-bad-mood-skulduggery-said-i_1145165.png) > [ “\[..\]... "What does he look like?" Valkyrie asked. "Black hair, pretty pale. Ugly scar on his face. Looks like a vamp." "You… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-does-he-look-like-valkyrie-asked-black-hair-pretty-pale-ugly/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/926/derek-landy-826_black-hair_what-does-he-look-like-valkyrie-asked-bl_1597689.jpg) > [We're here on Sanctuary business," Skulduggery tried. The man on Deadfall's right bristled, and Deadfall grinned. "Hear that, Pete? They're with that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-re-here-on-sanctuary-business-skulduggery-tried-the-man-on/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f41/derek-landy-826_business_we-re-here-on-sanctuary-business-skuldug_2852784.jpg) > [“Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. "Oh, hell," she muttered. Wreath's smile reappeared. "It's Skulduggery, isn't it?" Over his shoulder,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/over-his-shoulder-she-saw-skulduggery-walk-in-oh-hell-she-muttered/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77d/derek-landy-826_awesome_over-his-shoulder-she-saw-skulduggery-wa_1112110.png) > [“Skulduggery." "Fletcher." Fletcher stuck out his hand. Skulduggery observed it for a moment. "I'm sorry, what are we doing now?" "Shaking hands,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/skulduggery-fletcher-fletcher-stuck-out-his-hand-skulduggery-observed/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/166/derek-landy-826_funny_skulduggery-fletcher-fletcher-stuck-out_1814600.jpg) > [“Doran stood on the dais, fists clenched. "All right," he said. "Let's do it, come on. Charge me up." Skulduggery tapped the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/doran-stood-on-the-dais-fists-clenched-all-right-he-said-let-s-do-it/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/54e/derek-landy-826_gaze_doran-stood-on-the-dais-fists-clenched-a_2597327.png) ## More by Derek Landy > [Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/stephanie-could-see-the-greed-seep-into-the-watery-eyes-of-her-father/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“strike from the shadows, disapear into darkness”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/strike-from-the-shadows-disapear-into-darkness/) [derek landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded." Valkyrie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/but-if-you-can-confront-your-inner-demons-i-did-confront-my-inner/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“What does a clue look like?" Tanith whispered. Stephanie fought the giggle down and whispered back. "I'm looking for a footprint or something." "Have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-does-a-clue-look-like-tanith-whispered-stephanie-fought-the/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“He took her hand in his and knelt before her. Valkyrie looked at him. He was serious. (...)'Dude, I'm sixteen.' 'I love you.' 'That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-took-her-hand-in-his-and-knelt-before-her-valkyrie-looked-at-him/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-find-it-rude-to-laugh-at-a-man-with-a-sword/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [What?" she asked again. He pointed ahead of them. "See that?" "What, the snow?" "Beyond that." "More snow?" "Stop looking at the snow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-she-asked-again-he-pointed-ahead-of-them-see-that-what-the-snow/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-baron-unfortunately-turns-it-all-the-way-up-to-eleven-seriously/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“Valkyrie walked over to her. Since she had met her, all she'd wanted to do was punch her face in. But that was when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/valkyrie-walked-over-to-her-since-she-had-met-her-all-she-d-wanted-to/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/i-ve-always-been-a-monster-scapegrace-told-her-but-now-finally-my/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/the-rain-battered-the-cottage-valkyrie-risked-a-look-up-at/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/there-s-no-such-thing-as-winning-or-losing-there-is-won-and-there-is/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/he-liked-murder-murder-and-long-walks-had-been-two-of-his-favorite/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/of-course-i-want-to-kill-you-said-skulduggery-i-want-to-kill-most/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) > [We don’t need a cure,” the other zombie said. “That’s right,” Scapegrace nodded. “We’re happy the way we are.” “Happy with the power,” Scapegrace…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-don-t-need-a-cure-the-other-zombie-said-that-s-right-scapegrace/) [Derek Landy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derek-landy/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/skulduggery-said/derek-landy/#itemlist", "name": "19 Skulduggery Said Quotes By Derek Landy", "numberOfItems": 19, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. 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Probably thought, once a mountain fell on her, you'd seen the last of our sister, eh?\" \"To be honest,\" Skulduggery said, \"yes.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/weren-t-expecting-this-were-you-mr-detective-probably-thought-once-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd3/derek-landy-826_skulduggery_weren-t-expecting-this-were-you-mr-detec_2536592.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd3/derek-landy-826_skulduggery_weren-t-expecting-this-were-you-mr-detec_2536592.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd3/derek-landy-826_skulduggery_weren-t-expecting-this-were-you-mr-detec_2536592.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Weren't expecting this, were you, Mr. Detective? Probably thought, once a mountain fell on her, you'd seen…” — Derek Landy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "So what does that actually mean?' 'To be honest, Ghastly, I haven't a bull's notion.' 'Elder Bespoke should be addressed by his full title,' Tipstaff said. 'Of course,' Skulduggery said. 'To be honest, Your Highness, I haven't a bull's notion.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/so-what-does-that-actually-mean-to-be-honest-ghastly-i-haven-t-a-bull/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb7/derek-landy-826_being-honest_so-what-does-that-actually-mean-to-be-ho_1334709.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb7/derek-landy-826_being-honest_so-what-does-that-actually-mean-to-be-ho_1334709.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb7/derek-landy-826_being-honest_so-what-does-that-actually-mean-to-be-ho_1334709.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“So what does that actually mean?' 'To be honest, Ghastly, I haven't a bull's notion.' 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I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/that-was-a-good-day-for-me-skulduggery-said-i-didn-t-have-to-hit/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5b/derek-landy-826_cain_that-was-a-good-day-for-me-skulduggery-s_2922952.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5b/derek-landy-826_cain_that-was-a-good-day-for-me-skulduggery-s_2922952.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5b/derek-landy-826_cain_that-was-a-good-day-for-me-skulduggery-s_2922952.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“That was a good day for me,\" Skulduggery said. \"I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone…” — Derek Landy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Thank you,” Skulduggery said to her. “I fear he was about to start insulting me.” “I couldn’t let that happen,” she said. “Your ego is a fragile and delicate thing.” “You see? You understand me.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/thank-you-skulduggery-said-to-her-i-fear-he-was-about-to-start/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6b/derek-landy-826_delicate_thank-you-skulduggery-said-to-her-i-fear_836118.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6b/derek-landy-826_delicate_thank-you-skulduggery-said-to-her-i-fear_836118.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6b/derek-landy-826_delicate_thank-you-skulduggery-said-to-her-i-fear_836118.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Thank you,” Skulduggery said to her. “I fear he was about to start insulting me.” “I couldn’t let that…” — Derek Landy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.” “If you had let me finish,” Skulduggery said, slightly annoyed, “you would have heard me say, ‘Come out, we’re not going to hurt you’. Idiot.” “He probably wouldn’t have said idiot,” Valkyrie told the sobbing man. “We’re trying our best to be nice.” The man blinked through his tears, and looked up. “You’re... You’re not going to kill me?” “No, we’re not,” Valkyrie said gently, “so long as you wipe your nose right now.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/don-t-kill-me-he-sobbed-as-he-lay-there-oh-god-please-don-t-kill-me/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a40/derek-landy-826_annoyed_don-t-kill-me-he-sobbed-as-he-lay-there_1086846.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a40/derek-landy-826_annoyed_don-t-kill-me-he-sobbed-as-he-lay-there_1086846.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a40/derek-landy-826_annoyed_don-t-kill-me-he-sobbed-as-he-lay-there_1086846.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.” “If you had let me finish,”…” — Derek Landy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 14, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You're in a bad mood,' Skulduggery said. 'I understand. I do. You're saying things that you don't really mean. It's OK.' 'I'll kill you both.' 'Hurtful things said in the heat of the moment. We're not going to hold it against you, Bison. We're all friends here.' Valkyrie nodded. 'We love you Bison.' 'We do,' Skulduggery agreed. 'You're our favourite Necromancer. You're the cuddly one.' 'Shut up,' Dragonclaw said. 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I figure I can do some considerable damage to his head.\" He Stepped back and closed the door.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/what-does-he-look-like-valkyrie-asked-black-hair-pretty-pale-ugly/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/926/derek-landy-826_black-hair_what-does-he-look-like-valkyrie-asked-bl_1597689.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/926/derek-landy-826_black-hair_what-does-he-look-like-valkyrie-asked-bl_1597689.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/926/derek-landy-826_black-hair_what-does-he-look-like-valkyrie-asked-bl_1597689.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“[..]... \"What does he look like?\" Valkyrie asked. \"Black hair, pretty pale. Ugly scar on his face. Looks…” — Derek Landy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 16, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "We're here on Sanctuary business,\" Skulduggery tried. The man on Deadfall's right bristled, and Deadfall grinned. \"Hear that, Pete? They're with that Sanctuary.\" Hokum Pete snarled. \"I hate the Sanctuary.\" \"Oh,\" Skulduggery said. \"We all hate the Sanctuary.\" \"Ah. Then we're not here on Sanctuary business. I was just joking.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/we-re-here-on-sanctuary-business-skulduggery-tried-the-man-on/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f41/derek-landy-826_business_we-re-here-on-sanctuary-business-skuldug_2852784.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f41/derek-landy-826_business_we-re-here-on-sanctuary-business-skuldug_2852784.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f41/derek-landy-826_business_we-re-here-on-sanctuary-business-skuldug_2852784.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“We're here on Sanctuary business,\" Skulduggery tried. 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Wreath glanced at Valkyrie. \"I think I've annoyed him.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/over-his-shoulder-she-saw-skulduggery-walk-in-oh-hell-she-muttered/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77d/derek-landy-826_awesome_over-his-shoulder-she-saw-skulduggery-wa_1112110.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77d/derek-landy-826_awesome_over-his-shoulder-she-saw-skulduggery-wa_1112110.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77d/derek-landy-826_awesome_over-his-shoulder-she-saw-skulduggery-wa_1112110.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. \"Oh, hell,\" she muttered. Wreath's smile reappeared. \"It's…” — Derek Landy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 18, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Skulduggery.\" \"Fletcher.\" Fletcher stuck out his hand. Skulduggery observed it for a moment. \"I'm sorry, what are we doing now?\" \"Shaking hands,\" Fletcher said. \"Like adults. I just want you to know that this past year has changed me. I've grown, as a person. I'm not the same Fletcher you used to know. \"You look a lot like him.\" \"Well, yeah, but-\" \"And you have the same ridiculous hair.\" \"Can we just shake hands?\" \"Of course we can,\" Skulduggery said, and they shook. \"Now what?\" \"I, uh...I don't really know. What do adults usually do after they shake hands?\" \"Generally, the first thing they do is let go.\" \"Oh, right,\" Fletcher said, and Skulduggery took his hand back. \"So, Skulduggery, how have you been? You're looking well. That's a really nice tie. \"It's blue.\" \"And such a nice shade.\" Skulduggery looked at Valkyrie. \"You promised me he wouldn't be annoying.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Derek Landy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derek-landy/skulduggery-fletcher-fletcher-stuck-out-his-hand-skulduggery-observed/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/166/derek-landy-826_funny_skulduggery-fletcher-fletcher-stuck-out_1814600.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/166/derek-landy-826_funny_skulduggery-fletcher-fletcher-stuck-out_1814600.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/166/derek-landy-826_funny_skulduggery-fletcher-fletcher-stuck-out_1814600.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Skulduggery.\" \"Fletcher.\" Fletcher stuck out his hand. 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