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title: "6 Skittle Quotes by 6 authors"
description: "Browse 6 Skittle quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Skittle sayings and thoughts."
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> [I don't give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell what your problem is right now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenna-marbles/i-don-t-give-a-flying-pretzel-in-skittle-rainbow-hell-what-your/)

[Jenna Marbles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenna-marbles/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/197/jenna-marbles-11574_right-now_i-don-t-give-a-flying-pretzel-in-skittle_846114.png)

> [Life isn't all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edna-st-vincent-millay/life-isn-t-all-beer-and-skittles-few-of-us-have-touched-a-skittle-in/)

[Edna St. Vincent Millay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edna-st-vincent-millay/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a3/edna-st-vincent-millay-1291_beer_life-isn-t-all-beer-and-skittles-few-of_1680724.jpg)

> [I feel like I'm a skittle. If I'm knocked down, I'll get up and try again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shakin-stevens/i-feel-like-i-m-a-skittle-if-i-m-knocked-down-i-ll-get-up-and-try/)

[Shakin' Stevens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shakin-stevens/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/941/shakin-stevens-9532_again_i-feel-like-i-m-a-skittle-if-i-m-knocked_2528793.jpg)

> [We came, we saw, we bedazzled! You know, and it's hard to be serious and thoughtful when you're dressed like a Skittle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carson-kressley/we-came-we-saw-we-bedazzled-you-know-and-it-s-hard-to-be-serious-and/)

[Carson Kressley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carson-kressley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/195/carson-kressley-21456_hard_we-came-we-saw-we-bedazzled-you-know-and_2897382.png)

> [When life gives you skittle throw them at someone and say taste the loser.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justice/when-life-gives-you-skittle-throw-them-at-someone-and-say-taste-the/)

[Justice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justice/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/694/justice-29488_life_when-life-gives-you-skittle-throw-them-a_2961310.jpg)

> [“ Let me pretend to be a skittle and you can taste my rainbow?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-zolendz/let-me-pretend-to-be-a-skittle-and-you-can-taste-my-rainbow/)

[Christine Zolendz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-zolendz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c7/christine-zolendz-2117_rainbows_let-me-pretend-to-be-a-skittle-and-you-c_3106443.jpg)

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