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title: "3 Sits Lap Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Sits Lap quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Sits Lap sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'm on Facebook and the Internet EVERY DAY NUMEROUS TIMES A DAY.Sorry about the shouting but I can't help myself. My mother…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/franny-armstrong/i-m-on-facebook-and-the-internet-every-day-numerous-times-a-day-sorry/)

[Franny Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/franny-armstrong/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5bb/franny-armstrong-23874_dog_i-m-on-facebook-and-the-internet-every-d_105024.jpg)

> [Unfortunate stuff about being a guy in school and a really hot girl sits on your lap and you have to resist…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/padraig/unfortunate-stuff-about-being-a-guy-in-school-and-a-really-hot-girl/)

[Padraig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/padraig/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/690/padraig-48154_boner_unfortunate-stuff-about-being-a-guy-in-s_228234.jpg)

> [I write so much because my cat sits on my lap. She purrs so I don't want to get up. She's so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-carol-oates/i-write-so-much-because-my-cat-sits-on-my-lap-she-purrs-so-i-don-t/)

[Joyce Carol Oates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-carol-oates/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ec/joyce-carol-oates-344_calming_i-write-so-much-because-my-cat-sits-on-m_495901.png)

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