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> [I remember a night when I was living in Swindon on my own, and I couldn't sit on the couch because there were two cushions, and I couldn't sit equally between them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/i-remember-a-night-when-i-was-living-in-swindon-on-my-own-and-i/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

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## More by Jon Richardson

> [I accept you can't achieve perfection all the time, but you can achieve perfection of intent, maybe. I don't think you can go into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/i-accept-you-can-t-achieve-perfection-all-the-time-but-you-can/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [If I had a choice, I would rather watch a comedian not involve themselves in politics at all but be hilarious than someone who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/if-i-had-a-choice-i-would-rather-watch-a-comedian-not-involve/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [No book has ever made me laugh as much as 'I, Partridge.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/no-book-has-ever-made-me-laugh-as-much-as-i-partridge/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [When you are single, you're invested in the world because you have to be, because that's all you've got. When you have a kid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/when-you-are-single-you-re-invested-in-the-world-because-you-have-to/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [“I hate things and I do so because it is clean and easy and makes me feel better about myself without having to ask…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/i-hate-things-and-i-do-so-because-it-is-clean-and-easy-and-makes-me/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [There are things I wouldn't do when hosting, like get people up on stage or get the audience doing a sing-song or something like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/there-are-things-i-wouldn-t-do-when-hosting-like-get-people-up-on/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [I like small parties with people I know. I like eating pizza at home with my girlfriend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/i-like-small-parties-with-people-i-know-i-like-eating-pizza-at-home/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [Somewhat naively, I entered the BBC's 'New Talent Competition,' believing it was for people who had never tried comedy before. I remember sitting in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/somewhat-naively-i-entered-the-bbc-s-new-talent-competition-believing/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [I think a pessimist is just an optimist who has had their heart repeatedly broken.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/i-think-a-pessimist-is-just-an-optimist-who-has-had-their-heart/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [Stand-up is still my job. That is the thing I wanted to get into when I was 21. You cannot beat the immediacy of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/stand-up-is-still-my-job-that-is-the-thing-i-wanted-to-get-into-when/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [My wife's biggest fear is air pollution, living in London as we do. She's convinced that's the big problem. And my own is sink…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/my-wife-s-biggest-fear-is-air-pollution-living-in-london-as-we-do-she/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for beyond what we consider…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/i-refuse-to-believe-that-clubbing-is-how-people-are-supposed-to-meet/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [Each show is a very honest portrayal of how I'm feeling that night. It can go off in any direction. The show is different…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/each-show-is-a-very-honest-portrayal-of-how-i-m-feeling-that-night-it/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [I have a lot of internalised tantrums. I secretly hope the worst and then I start planning my little speech for the beginning of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/i-have-a-lot-of-internalised-tantrums-i-secretly-hope-the-worst-and/)

[Jon Richardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-richardson/)

> [“I certainly find it difficult to relate to people who seem incapable of doing anything on their own, needing company even whilst simply watching…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-richardson/i-certainly-find-it-difficult-to-relate-to-people-who-seem-incapable/)

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