--- title: "16 Sissy Quotes By Shelly Laurenston" description: "16 Sissy quotes by Shelly Laurenston. Plus more from Shelly Laurenston and more Sissy sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/316/shelly-laurenston-1018_quote_not-that-he-had-anything-to-worry-about_1544747.jpg" --- > [“Not that he had anything to worry about. Personally, Sissy would like to avoid having acid thrown in her face. She was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/not-that-he-had-anything-to-worry-about-personally-sissy-would-like/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/316/shelly-laurenston-1018_quote_not-that-he-had-anything-to-worry-about_1544747.jpg) > [“He tried to make me wear a suit.” “Why?” Sissy asked dryly. “Are you planning on going to a funeral after our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/he-tried-to-make-me-wear-a-suit-why-sissy-asked-dryly-are-you/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ee/shelly-laurenston-1018_quote_he-tried-to-make-me-wear-a-suit-why-siss_1860551.jpg) > [“You admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof. Did you learn nothing in Boot Camp?" (Mace to Smitty)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/you-admit-nothing-deny-everything-demand-proof-did-you-learn-nothing/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9c/shelly-laurenston-1018_boot-camp_you-admit-nothing-deny-everything-demand_336661.jpg) > [“Heifer.” “Rich man’s whore!” “At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too.” “Now see, Dee-Ann Smith. That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/heifer-rich-man-s-whore-at-least-mine-can-cook-the-food-he-eats-and/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2a/shelly-laurenston-1018_dee-ann_heifer-rich-man-s-whore-at-least-mine-ca_3123759.jpg) > [“That’s why Ronnie was Sissy’s best friend. She hated all the right people.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/that-s-why-ronnie-was-sissy-s-best-friend-she-hated-all-the-right/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b17/shelly-laurenston-1018_best-friend_that-s-why-ronnie-was-sissy-s-best-frien_2539806.jpg) > [“Ronnie offered, “I don’t want my life to pass me by.” Filling Ronnie’s glass again, Sissy promised, “It won’t.” “It’s already started.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/ronnie-offered-i-don-t-want-my-life-to-pass-me-by-filling-ronnie-s/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/shelly-laurenston-1018_life_ronnie-offered-i-don-t-want-my-life-to-p_510679.jpg) > [“Smitty gave his best pout. “Why are y’all trying to hurt me?” “Because it’s fun?” “It’s easy.” “I love it when you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/smitty-gave-his-best-pout-why-are-y-all-trying-to-hurt-me-because-it/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c35/shelly-laurenston-1018_asked_smitty-gave-his-best-pout-why-are-y-all_2803675.jpg) > [“To work, Sissy. To. Work. Not to start shit. Not to race. Not to gamble. And definitely not to get arrested or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/to-work-sissy-to-work-not-to-start-shit-not-to-race-not-to-gamble-and/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e3c/shelly-laurenston-1018_around-the-corner_to-work-sissy-to-work-not-to-start-shit_1733926.jpg) > [“Lessons? Oh no. I didn’t need lessons.” He glanced up and found her shaking her head in disgust at her own idiocy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/lessons-oh-no-i-didn-t-need-lessons-he-glanced-up-and-found-her/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1c/shelly-laurenston-1018_sissy_lessons-oh-no-i-didn-t-need-lessons-he-g_521191.jpg) > [“But Sissy had a way of bringing out the "fun" side of anybody if she'd a mind to. To quote Janie Mae,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/but-sissy-had-a-way-of-bringing-out-the-fun-side-of-anybody-if-she-d/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d9/shelly-laurenston-1018_middle-finger_but-sissy-had-a-way-of-bringing-out-the_1597441.jpg) > [“Do you think I’m pretty?” Smitty glanced away from the computer screen he’d been staring at for the last three hours, looked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/do-you-think-i-m-pretty-smitty-glanced-away-from-the-computer-screen/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b77/shelly-laurenston-1018_computers_do-you-think-i-m-pretty-smitty-glanced-a_261088.jpg) > [“Okay. Let's see what we've got." He lifted up her foot and said, "Well, what we've got here is a freakin' boat."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/okay-let-s-see-what-we-ve-got-he-lifted-up-her-foot-and-said-well/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbc/shelly-laurenston-1018_mitch_okay-let-s-see-what-we-ve-got-he-lifted_1493556.jpg) > [“Sissy Mae Smith...stumbled into the room loaded down with even more bags. "You pack like a woman," she snarled when she finally…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/sissy-mae-smith-stumbled-into-the-room-loaded-down-with-even-more/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c19/shelly-laurenston-1018_french-toast_sissy-mae-smith-stumbled-into-the-room-l_2961247.jpg) > [“Are you going to tame our little Sissy, Mitchell? Sissy rubbed her face, annoyed, and Mitch answered honestly, "I'm really too lazy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/are-you-going-to-tame-our-little-sissy-mitchell-sissy-rubbed-her-face/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/169/shelly-laurenston-1018_humor_are-you-going-to-tame-our-little-sissy-m_1689901.jpg) > [“Sissy could walk home while you drive me and the groceries back.” “Or,” Sissy countered, “I could gut you here and let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/sissy-could-walk-home-while-you-drive-me-and-the-groceries-back-or/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a62/shelly-laurenston-1018_quote_sissy-could-walk-home-while-you-drive-me_948683.jpg) > [“Momentarily forgetting this wasn’t one of her She-wolves, Sissy automatically teased, “Good thing my brother likes women with meat on their bones…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/momentarily-forgetting-this-wasn-t-one-of-her-she-wolves-sissy/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e17/shelly-laurenston-1018_good-thing_momentarily-forgetting-this-wasn-t-one-o_673718.jpg) ## More by Shelly Laurenston > [“if I were you, I wouldn’t try and track her down.” “Why not?” “Because when it comes to Dee, you’re better off not knowing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/if-i-were-you-i-wouldn-t-try-and-track-her-down-why-not-because-when/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“She sighed as if she’d realized the worst thing imaginable. “We’re going to be together and in love forever, aren’t we?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/she-sighed-as-if-she-d-realized-the-worst-thing-imaginable-we-re/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“It’s just taking some getting used to. The snarling, the hissing, the purring. Then I have to deal with it from the baby….” “Ha,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/it-s-just-taking-some-getting-used-to-the-snarling-the-hissing-the/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“I have iced tea, dear. Or beer?” “Maybe a saucer of milk?” Gwen and Alla looked over at Lock and he immediately pointed at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/i-have-iced-tea-dear-or-beer-maybe-a-saucer-of-milk-gwen-and-alla/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“Explain to me again how matricide is illegal in some states,” Sissy growled from behind him as he pulled her toward the enormous staircase.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/explain-to-me-again-how-matricide-is-illegal-in-some-states-sissy/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“I hate her.” “Yes. I know. In fact, I think the entire universe knows.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/i-hate-her-yes-i-know-in-fact-i-think-the-entire-universe-knows/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“Are you afraid?" Volker questioned while sitting at the table and getting comfortable. "No. But I have incredible luck with dice and I am…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/are-you-afraid-volker-questioned-while-sitting-at-the-table-and/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“The full tigers watched him silently. All females. Thankfully. He would be less than happy if he had to take on some territorial male.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/the-full-tigers-watched-him-silently-all-females-thankfully-he-would/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“Mitch opened his eyes, closed them, and then opened them wide. “There are big breasts in my face,” he announced to anyone who would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/mitch-opened-his-eyes-closed-them-and-then-opened-them-wide-there-are/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“I’m okay,” he reassured her before he could say something stupid. Like “marry me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/i-m-okay-he-reassured-her-before-he-could-say-something-stupid-like/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“Miki held up a tennis ball, looked at Sara’s new Pack, and tossed it out into the forest away from the ongoing rave. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/miki-held-up-a-tennis-ball-looked-at-sara-s-new-pack-and-tossed-it/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“She still sighed out her answer, though. “Fine. I’ll go.” “Now, darlin’. I know I’m pulling you away from playing grab ass with my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/she-still-sighed-out-her-answer-though-fine-i-ll-go-now-darlin-i-know/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“Smith shrugged and came over to Cella and Crush. Another shifter, a black bear, waited to lead them out, the security cameras conveniently and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/smith-shrugged-and-came-over-to-cella-and-crush-another-shifter-a/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“Reaching out, Lock snagged Blayne by the forearm and pulled her back. “When this is over, she still better love me.” “Don’t worry about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/reaching-out-lock-snagged-blayne-by-the-forearm-and-pulled-her-back/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) > [“Really, Mitch Shaw had absolutely no shame. Sissy knew this when he walked into the Lewis Sisters’ Pie Shop and dropped to his knees…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/really-mitch-shaw-had-absolutely-no-shame-sissy-knew-this-when-he/) [Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/sissy/shelly-laurenston/#itemlist", "name": "16 Sissy Quotes By Shelly Laurenston", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Not that he had anything to worry about. Personally, Sissy would like to avoid having acid thrown in her face. 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To. Work. Not to start shit. Not to race. Not to gamble. And definitely not to get arrested or turn all of Japan against you. Remember, I’m not stationed right around the corner like before.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Shelly Laurenston" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/to-work-sissy-to-work-not-to-start-shit-not-to-race-not-to-gamble-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e3c/shelly-laurenston-1018_around-the-corner_to-work-sissy-to-work-not-to-start-shit_1733926.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e3c/shelly-laurenston-1018_around-the-corner_to-work-sissy-to-work-not-to-start-shit_1733926.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e3c/shelly-laurenston-1018_around-the-corner_to-work-sissy-to-work-not-to-start-shit_1733926.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“To work, Sissy. To. Work. Not to start shit. Not to race. Not to gamble. 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I didn’t need lessons.” He glanced up and found her shaking her head in disgust at her own idiocy. “You see, Sissy said I wouldn’t need lessons. ‘You’re a shifter,’ she said. ‘We can do anything,’ she said.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Shelly Laurenston" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/lessons-oh-no-i-didn-t-need-lessons-he-glanced-up-and-found-her/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1c/shelly-laurenston-1018_sissy_lessons-oh-no-i-didn-t-need-lessons-he-g_521191.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1c/shelly-laurenston-1018_sissy_lessons-oh-no-i-didn-t-need-lessons-he-g_521191.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1c/shelly-laurenston-1018_sissy_lessons-oh-no-i-didn-t-need-lessons-he-g_521191.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Lessons? Oh no. 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Let's see what we've got.\" He lifted up her foot and said, \"Well, what we've got here is a freakin' boat.\" Really?\" She slammed her heel against the side of his face, snapping his head to one side. \"How big are they now, Mitch?\" Rubbing the abused side of his face, \"Dainty little elf feet?\" \"Exactly.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Shelly Laurenston" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/okay-let-s-see-what-we-ve-got-he-lifted-up-her-foot-and-said-well/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbc/shelly-laurenston-1018_mitch_okay-let-s-see-what-we-ve-got-he-lifted_1493556.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbc/shelly-laurenston-1018_mitch_okay-let-s-see-what-we-ve-got-he-lifted_1493556.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbc/shelly-laurenston-1018_mitch_okay-let-s-see-what-we-ve-got-he-lifted_1493556.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Okay. 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