--- title: "2 Simon Quotes By M. Chandler" description: "2 Simon quotes by M. Chandler. Plus more from M. Chandler and more Simon sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85d/m-chandler-44056_quote_johnny-didn-t-exactly-look-tired-but-the_943808.jpg" --- > [“Johnny didn't exactly look tired, but then, Johnny was just about the hardest son-of-a-bitch to read that Simon had ever met. Dave, on the other hand, looked like he'd spent the last week being beaten by tiny elves with whiffle…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-chandler/johnny-didn-t-exactly-look-tired-but-then-johnny-was-just-about-the/) [M. Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-chandler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85d/m-chandler-44056_quote_johnny-didn-t-exactly-look-tired-but-the_943808.jpg) > [“Hope you didn't bring any spiders into the van with you,' Simon put in. 'Hey, I'm thinking we could take you back outside and hose you down, just to make sure. You'd definitely smell better if we did, which, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-chandler/hope-you-didn-t-bring-any-spiders-into-the-van-with-you-simon-put-in/) [M. Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-chandler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e02/m-chandler-44056_action_hope-you-didn-t-bring-any-spiders-into-t_1075523.jpg) ## Other authors on Simon ## More by M. Chandler > [“Rampant male predator’,” Simon said, shaking his head. “Blatant, Archer.” “Would you prefer ‘alpha male’?” Jeremy asked. “I do occasionally feel the urge to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-chandler/rampant-male-predator-simon-said-shaking-his-head-blatant-archer/) [M. Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-chandler/) > [“Simon snitched one of the cardboard coffee cups from Sandra's tray. "I love you guys," he said affably. "Have I told you that lately?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-chandler/simon-snitched-one-of-the-cardboard-coffee-cups-from-sandra-s-tray-i/) [M. Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-chandler/) > [“Gut instinct," Jeremy wheezed. "Your gut's been shot," Mike pointed out, but he looked uncertain.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-chandler/gut-instinct-jeremy-wheezed-your-gut-s-been-shot-mike-pointed-out-but/) [M. Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-chandler/) > [“Johnny didn't exactly look tired, but then, Johnny was just about the hardest son-of-a-bitch to read that Simon had ever met. Dave, on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-chandler/johnny-didn-t-exactly-look-tired-but-then-johnny-was-just-about-the/) [M. Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-chandler/) > [“He was fucking with us pretty hard in the saferoom,” Sandra called from the front of the plane’s undercarriage. “Aw, Sandy, that wasn’t fucking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-chandler/he-was-fucking-with-us-pretty-hard-in-the-saferoom-sandra-called-from/) [M. Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-chandler/) > [“Hope you didn't bring any spiders into the van with you,' Simon put in. 'Hey, I'm thinking we could take you back outside and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-chandler/hope-you-didn-t-bring-any-spiders-into-the-van-with-you-simon-put-in/) [M. Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-chandler/) > [“In that case, hell, I'll even spring for the coffee. Unless you're some kind of damned tea-drinking Englishman, in which case you can buy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-chandler/in-that-case-hell-i-ll-even-spring-for-the-coffee-unless-you-re-some/) [M. Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-chandler/) > [“Fine. I can negotiate with the best of 'em. I took a CLASS. Tell me what you want.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-chandler/fine-i-can-negotiate-with-the-best-of-em-i-took-a-class-tell-me-what/) [M. Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-chandler/) > [“So, uh, I'm not really sorry about that, and I'm not really grateful for your butting in or, or anything, but I'm kind of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-chandler/so-uh-i-m-not-really-sorry-about-that-and-i-m-not-really-grateful-for/) [M. Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-chandler/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/simon/m-chandler/#itemlist", "name": "2 Simon Quotes By M. Chandler", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Johnny didn't exactly look tired, but then, Johnny was just about the hardest son-of-a-bitch to read that Simon had ever met. 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