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title: "8 Simon Quotes By Alice Clayton"
description: "8 Simon quotes by Alice Clayton. Plus more from Alice Clayton and more Simon sayings from other authors."
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> [“He lifted his head and opened his eyes. Singularly focused, dark, and of one mind-set. Simon was about to fuck.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/he-lifted-his-head-and-opened-his-eyes-singularly-focused-dark-and-of/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

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> [“Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/giggler-i-think-i-hate-you-most-of-all/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

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> [“I love the shit out of you. So calm down and just tell me what you need. -Simon”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/i-love-the-shit-out-of-you-so-calm-down-and-just-tell-me-what-you/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

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> [“Dirty talk is an art. Do it too often, it becomes routine. Never do it, and you’re missing something. Simon did it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/dirty-talk-is-an-art-do-it-too-often-it-becomes-routine-never-do-it/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

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> [“The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/the-irony-that-simon-was-literally-trying-to-run-away-from-pussy-was/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

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> [“I got in trouble for fondling buns,” he whispered.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/i-got-in-trouble-for-fondling-buns-he-whispered/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2e/alice-clayton-2074_buns_i-got-in-trouble-for-fondling-buns-he-wh_1940010.png)

> [“Yep, ready to go. Simon, this is James. James, Simon.” They leaned in to shake hands, and I could see that they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/yep-ready-to-go-simon-this-is-james-james-simon-they-leaned-in-to/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ecf/alice-clayton-2074_simon_yep-ready-to-go-simon-this-is-james-jame_2855839.jpg)

> [“Simon does commando. God bless America.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/simon-does-commando-god-bless-america/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

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## Other authors on Simon

## More by Alice Clayton

> [“Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/think-i-even-noticed-that-i-had-a-forehead-full-of-sofa-hell-no-i-had/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“But when you go weeks without that same 190 pounds in your bed, the truth is, it felt kind of nice to sleep underneath…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/but-when-you-go-weeks-without-that-same-190-pounds-in-your-bed-the/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/stop-it-if-you-say-sorry-one-more-time-i-m-gonna-go-find-something-of/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“Can I get you anything? Water? Tea? Anything?” I turned to face him, as he stepped inside. “No water, no tea, but there is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/can-i-get-you-anything-water-tea-anything-i-turned-to-face-him-as-he/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“I turned to kiss his fingertips. He stared into my eyes again, those sex sapphires doing their voodoo that made me a puddle of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/i-turned-to-kiss-his-fingertips-he-stared-into-my-eyes-again-those/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/i-will-play-truth-or-dare-you-sucker-until-you-can-t-tell-your-truth/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/my-shirt-bunched-up-around-my-waist-and-the-feeling-of-his-hi-there/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“I got into Jillian's Mercedes and drove back across the bridge to wait for my art installation. Which never showed up. Hey, art installation?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/i-got-into-jillian-s-mercedes-and-drove-back-across-the-bridge-to/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“Looking back now, how fucking stupid was I not to see what was going on? But when you were in it, you didn’t know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/looking-back-now-how-fucking-stupid-was-i-not-to-see-what-was-going/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“Huh. Fancy meeting you here," I teased. "I recall telling you that I had a meeting with Holly this morning. Coincidence?" "Sheridan, that's rubbish.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/huh-fancy-meeting-you-here-i-teased-i-recall-telling-you-that-i-had-a/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“Why the hell do you love me so much? Seriously, I am fucked up and nuts,” I said into his chest, still wet from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/why-the-hell-do-you-love-me-so-much-seriously-i-am-fucked-up-and-nuts/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“I started to roll my eyes, but that hurt. The right one was pressed so firmly against the peephole, you see.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/i-started-to-roll-my-eyes-but-that-hurt-the-right-one-was-pressed-so/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“I’m so proud of you,” Sophia said when I’d finished. Mimi nodded in agreement. “For what?” “Caroline, there was a time when if James…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/i-m-so-proud-of-you-sophia-said-when-i-d-finished-mimi-nodded-in/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“ The guy looks young enough to be your kid, Grace. Yes, but only if I’d really slutted it up in junior high…”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/the-guy-looks-young-enough-to-be-your-kid-grace-yes-but-only-if-i-d/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

> [“You give good woo.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-clayton/you-give-good-woo/)

[Alice Clayton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-clayton/)

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