--- title: "1 Silver Medal Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo" description: "1 Silver Medal quotes by Dark Jar Tin Zoo. Plus more from Dark Jar Tin Zoo and more Silver Medal sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbf/dark-jar-tin-zoo-15842_bronze_if-i-could-bronze-my-love-it-d-be-worthy_1937357.jpg" --- > [“If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/if-i-could-bronze-my-love-it-d-be-worthy-of-a-silver-medal/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbf/dark-jar-tin-zoo-15842_bronze_if-i-could-bronze-my-love-it-d-be-worthy_1937357.jpg) ## More by Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/love-is-bread-and-water-to-the-soul-my-relationships-are-quite-soggy/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-am-in-love-and-the-river-is-beginning-to-ice-over-i-d-better-go/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/we-had-an-unspoken-love-for-one-another-probably-because-she-d-never/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/love-is-the-point-where-yes-meets-yesterday-and-that-s-why-i-put-the/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-had-a-dream-about-you-in-my-dream-i-stole-all-your-money-kidnapped/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-am-the-trolley-of-love-free-rides-before-noon-and-after-11-58-am/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked her on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-love-that-she-loves-me-a-10-on-a-5-point-scale-well-i-know-it-s-a-5/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-m-a-dog-lover-and-sex-addict-those-two-things-are-unrelated/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-make-love-like-sausage-is-to-bacon-as-brick-is-to-blanket-somebody/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/we-made-love-like-two-people-trying-to-make-love-like-three-people-in/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/love-is-a-banana-first-you-peel-it-and-then-you-roll-on-the-condom/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/love-isn-t-two-matching-unicycles-love-is-a-bicycle-and-mine-just-got/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/if-you-have-the-woman-you-love-what-more-do-you-need-well-besides-an/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/i-had-a-dream-about-you-at-first-you-were-a-mannequin-and-i-was-a/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo > [“My love’s got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/my-love-s-got-a-lot-of-love-to-give-unfortunately-she-gives-none-of/) Dark Jar Tin Zoo ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/silver-medal/dark-jar-tin-zoo/#itemlist", "name": "1 Silver Medal Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.\u2028”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dark Jar Tin Zoo" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dark-jar-tin-zoo/if-i-could-bronze-my-love-it-d-be-worthy-of-a-silver-medal/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbf/dark-jar-tin-zoo-15842_bronze_if-i-could-bronze-my-love-it-d-be-worthy_1937357.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbf/dark-jar-tin-zoo-15842_bronze_if-i-could-bronze-my-love-it-d-be-worthy_1937357.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbf/dark-jar-tin-zoo-15842_bronze_if-i-could-bronze-my-love-it-d-be-worthy_1937357.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/silver-medal/dark-jar-tin-zoo/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/silver-medal/dark-jar-tin-zoo/", "name": "Silver Medal Quotes by Dark Jar Tin Zoo", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/silver-medal/dark-jar-tin-zoo/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbf/dark-jar-tin-zoo-15842_bronze_if-i-could-bronze-my-love-it-d-be-worthy_1937357.jpg" }, "description": "1 Silver Medal quotes by Dark Jar Tin Zoo. 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