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> [Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly. You're a consumer, right? You have credit cards, right? Perhaps you are thinking: 'Yes, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/perhaps-you-are-thinking-but-a-tank-costs-several-million-dollars-not/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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