--- title: "9 Signed Autographs Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Signed Autographs quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Signed Autographs sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb5/peter-sunde-5154_autograph_i-ve-signed-a-few-autographs-3122896_3122896.jpg" --- > [I've signed a few autographs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sunde/i-ve-signed-a-few-autographs/) [Peter Sunde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sunde/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb5/peter-sunde-5154_autograph_i-ve-signed-a-few-autographs-3122896_3122896.jpg) > [Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/having-signed-a-few-autographs-in-my-time-i-always-wonder-what-the/) [Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ecf/jasper-carrott-25474_always_having-signed-a-few-autographs-in-my-tim_2302350.png) > [Elvis walked over and signed a few autographs over the fence. They were screaming. I had never seen this.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/minnie-pearl/elvis-walked-over-and-signed-a-few-autographs-over-the-fence-they/) [Minnie Pearl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/minnie-pearl/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/432/minnie-pearl-22695_autographs_elvis-walked-over-and-signed-a-few-autog_362348.jpg) > [A couple of girls I've signed autographs for have just cried or broken out into tears.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chaske-spencer/a-couple-of-girls-i-ve-signed-autographs-for-have-just-cried-or/) [Chaske Spencer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chaske-spencer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fa/chaske-spencer-24286_autographs_a-couple-of-girls-i-ve-signed-autographs_344900.jpg) > [I always signed autographs when I could and always stayed and chatted with them when I could.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-langella/i-always-signed-autographs-when-i-could-and-always-stayed-and-chatted/) [Frank Langella](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-langella/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/frank-langella-10624_autographs_i-always-signed-autographs-when-i-could_1916166.png) > [I've signed four autographs for Sam Worthington in L.A., and I haven't told any of the people that I'm not him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joel-edgerton/i-ve-signed-four-autographs-for-sam-worthington-in-l-a-and-i-haven-t/) [Joel Edgerton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joel-edgerton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c57/joel-edgerton-2300_any_i-ve-signed-four-autographs-for-sam-wort_638836.jpg) > [I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. And signed autographs for people who've been gone from America for so long…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/i-performed-for-the-u-s-troops-in-guantanamo-bay-and-signed/) [Mike Birbiglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-birbiglia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0c/mike-birbiglia-1343_america_i-performed-for-the-u-s-troops-in-guanta_2241438.png) > [I've signed autographs as Natalie Portman. I was at a Film Festival party where someone asked if I was her, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liane-balaban/i-ve-signed-autographs-as-natalie-portman-i-was-at-a-film-festival/) [Liane Balaban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liane-balaban/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d77/liane-balaban-47010_asked_i-ve-signed-autographs-as-natalie-portma_2949661.jpg) > [“At all these European shows there are autograph collectors who stand outside for sound check and before the show and sometimes at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-newman/at-all-these-european-shows-there-are-autograph-collectors-who-stand/) [Randy Newman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-newman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/834/randy-newman-8029_autograph_at-all-these-european-shows-there-are-au_2005393.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/signed-autographs/#itemlist", "name": "Signed Autographs Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I've signed a few autographs.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Peter Sunde" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sunde/i-ve-signed-a-few-autographs/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb5/peter-sunde-5154_autograph_i-ve-signed-a-few-autographs-3122896_3122896.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb5/peter-sunde-5154_autograph_i-ve-signed-a-few-autographs-3122896_3122896.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb5/peter-sunde-5154_autograph_i-ve-signed-a-few-autographs-3122896_3122896.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I've signed a few autographs.” — Peter Sunde", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jasper Carrott" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/having-signed-a-few-autographs-in-my-time-i-always-wonder-what-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ecf/jasper-carrott-25474_always_having-signed-a-few-autographs-in-my-tim_2302350.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ecf/jasper-carrott-25474_always_having-signed-a-few-autographs-in-my-tim_2302350.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ecf/jasper-carrott-25474_always_having-signed-a-few-autographs-in-my-tim_2302350.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.” — Jasper Carrott", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Elvis walked over and signed a few autographs over the fence. 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And signed autographs for people who've been gone from America for so long they didn't realize that I'm not famous.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mike Birbiglia" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-birbiglia/i-performed-for-the-u-s-troops-in-guantanamo-bay-and-signed/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0c/mike-birbiglia-1343_america_i-performed-for-the-u-s-troops-in-guanta_2241438.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0c/mike-birbiglia-1343_america_i-performed-for-the-u-s-troops-in-guanta_2241438.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0c/mike-birbiglia-1343_america_i-performed-for-the-u-s-troops-in-guanta_2241438.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. 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I hope she doesn't mind.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Liane Balaban" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liane-balaban/i-ve-signed-autographs-as-natalie-portman-i-was-at-a-film-festival/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d77/liane-balaban-47010_asked_i-ve-signed-autographs-as-natalie-portma_2949661.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d77/liane-balaban-47010_asked_i-ve-signed-autographs-as-natalie-portma_2949661.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d77/liane-balaban-47010_asked_i-ve-signed-autographs-as-natalie-portma_2949661.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I've signed autographs as Natalie Portman. 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