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title: "33 Sign Says Quotes by 29 authors"
description: "Browse 33 Sign Says quotes by 29 authors. Discover the best Sign Says sayings and thoughts."
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> [In my house, we have a sign that says, 'As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-williams/in-my-house-we-have-a-sign-that-says-as-for-me-and-my-house-we-will/)

[Monty Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-williams/)

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> [I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madea/i-know-you-cant-read-but-that-sign-says-do-not-feed-the-monkeys/)

[Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madea/)

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> [I must have a sign that says 'Hey crazy people, tell me your life story.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-must-have-a-sign-that-says-hey-crazy-people-tell-me-your-life-story/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-see-a-sign-that-says-say-no-to-crack/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

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> [The sign says do not enter, no trespassing allowed. With visions of redemption I walk against the crowd.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-etheridge/the-sign-says-do-not-enter-no-trespassing-allowed-with-visions-of/)

[Melissa Etheridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-etheridge/)

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> [Im might seem unbreakable but deep inside me theres a sign that says HANDLE WITH CARE](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/13-yearold/im-might-seem-unbreakable-but-deep-inside-me-theres-a-sign-that-says/)

[13 Yearold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/13-yearold/)

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> [Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/being-single-doesn-t-necessarily-mean-you-re-available-sometimes-you-2/)

[Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/)

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> [Everyone wears a sign that says "Make me feel important](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-kay-ash/everyone-wears-a-sign-that-says-make-me-feel-important/)

[Mary Kay Ash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-kay-ash/)

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> [“at least this way we're safe in a room with a door that locks. And the sign says they have HBO." That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/at-least-this-way-we-re-safe-in-a-room-with-a-door-that-locks-and-the/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [A girl is whole by all means.. not a toy by any means...underneath her hair and make-up there is sign that says:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rose-hathway/a-girl-is-whole-by-all-means-not-a-toy-by-any-means-underneath-her/)

[Rose Hathway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rose-hathway/)

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> [“Little treasures have a sign that says, Here I am. Bigger treasures have a sign that says, Do you remember. But the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/herta-m-ller/little-treasures-have-a-sign-that-says-here-i-am-bigger-treasures/)

[Herta Müller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/herta-m-ller/)

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> [“Why is it that when someone says there are billions upon billions of stars up there in that beautiful sky you believe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allie-little/why-is-it-that-when-someone-says-there-are-billions-upon-billions-of/)

[Allie Little](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allie-little/)

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> [“we pass a café with a sign that says 'you have beautiful eyes' and something about soup. i leave out the bit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-roberts/we-pass-a-caf-with-a-sign-that-says-you-have-beautiful-eyes-and/)

[Laura Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-roberts/)

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> [“The sign says that the Scald Mt. Rod &amp; Gun Club has adopted the highway, but the Minotaur knows an orphan when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-sherrill/the-sign-says-that-the-scald-mt-rod-gun-club-has-adopted-the-highway/)

[Steven Sherrill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-sherrill/)

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> [A girl is much more than she seems. She is not a toy. Underneath that make up and hair. There's a sign…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-girl-is-much-more-than-she-seems-she-is-not-a-toy-underneath-that/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I drive by a business that has a permanent sign that says, "Always hiring." Why in the world would they advertise the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-drive-by-a-business-that-has-a-permanent-sign-that-says-always/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [In my office...I have a little sign and it says, 'Do it!' I suppose if I have learned anything in life, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/spencer-w-kimball/in-my-office-i-have-a-little-sign-and-it-says-do-it-i-suppose-if-i/)

[Spencer W. Kimball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/spencer-w-kimball/)

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> [You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mcclane/you-having-a-nice-day-sir-you-feeling-all-right-not-to-get-too/)

[John Mcclane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mcclane/)

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> [I saw a dog in a cage. And that cage had a sign on it that said, 'I bite.' And I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-benson/i-saw-a-dog-in-a-cage-and-that-cage-had-a-sign-on-it-that-said-i-bite/)

[Doug Benson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-benson/)

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> [The sign, which says: "Do not, under any circumstances, open this door!" - Of course, I've read it. Why do you think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/the-sign-which-says-do-not-under-any-circumstances-open-this-door-of/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [“..it’s not impossible that a car full of scantily clad sorority girls might break down outside and need my help.” “That’s true,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/it-s-not-impossible-that-a-car-full-of-scantily-clad-sorority-girls/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [“Now, Hazel was not stupid. She knew that just because you see a piece of cake and a sign that says EAT…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-ursu/now-hazel-was-not-stupid-she-knew-that-just-because-you-see-a-piece/)

[Anne Ursu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-ursu/)

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> [“I’ve been dating for over a decade, Libby, and I have never had a man look as hopeful and adorably desperate over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lili-valente/i-ve-been-dating-for-over-a-decade-libby-and-i-have-never-had-a-man/)

[Lili Valente](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lili-valente/)

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> [“This place is packed," Vee complained. "Where am I supposed to park?" She steered down an alley and slowed to a stop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/this-place-is-packed-vee-complained-where-am-i-supposed-to-park-she/)

[Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/)

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> [How many of you would put in front of your house a sign that says gun-free zone?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-blanchard/how-many-of-you-would-put-in-front-of-your-house-a-sign-that-says-gun/)

[Ken Blanchard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-blanchard/)

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> [Do I have a sign on my back that says, 'break my heart?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/do-i-have-a-sign-on-my-back-that-says-break-my-heart/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [My favorite sign here says, "I care about you." In a culture that trains people to avoid each other's gaze, to say,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/naomi-klein/my-favorite-sign-here-says-i-care-about-you-in-a-culture-that-trains/)

[Naomi Klein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/naomi-klein/)

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> [A Girl Is Much More Than She Seems; Not A Toy by any means underneath that make-up and hair there's a sign…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-girl-is-much-more-than-she-seems-not-a-toy-by-any-means-underneath/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When a woman says she won't, it's a good sign that she will. And when she says she will, it is an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/when-a-woman-says-she-won-t-it-s-a-good-sign-that-she-will-and-when/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [In the gate way of my heart, I put a sign that says NO TRESSPASSING but love came laughing and said I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/in-the-gate-way-of-my-heart-i-put-a-sign-that-says-no-tresspassing/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-carr/i-live-near-a-remedial-school-there-is-a-sign-that-says-slow-children/)

[Jimmy Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-carr/)

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> [This vacation tip: If you see a gas station with a sign that says Clean Rest Rooms, it means one thing--the door…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-williams/this-vacation-tip-if-you-see-a-gas-station-with-a-sign-that-says/)

[Pat Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-williams/)

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> [“Gabriel raised an eyebrow. “Are you seriously going out with a dagger strapped to your back? You might as well just wear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-fine/gabriel-raised-an-eyebrow-are-you-seriously-going-out-with-a-dagger/)

[Chelsea Fine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-fine/)

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