--- title: "16 Shows Quotes By Zach Braff" description: "16 Shows quotes by Zach Braff. Plus more from Zach Braff and more Shows sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba0/zach-braff-854_fans_that-hugh-laurie-show-is-nothing-but-scr_2029831.png" --- > [That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/that-hugh-laurie-show-is-nothing-but-scrubs-fan-fiction/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba0/zach-braff-854_fans_that-hugh-laurie-show-is-nothing-but-scr_2029831.png) > [Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/of-course-killing-people-is-wrong-but-i-think-history-shows-that/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/zach-braff-854_courses_of-course-killing-people-is-wrong-but-i_262451.png) > [It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/it-s-not-terrible-i-guess-but-if-ricky-gervais-was-half-as-talented/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f9/zach-braff-854_comedy_it-s-not-terrible-i-guess-but-if-ricky-g_2950969.png) > [When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-i-was-told-they-wanted-the-show-to-be-about-doctors-i-was-a-bit/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88c/zach-braff-854_bits_when-i-was-told-they-wanted-the-show-to_2219995.png) > [The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-success-of-scrubs-allowed-me-to-pursue-anything-i-felt/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/188/zach-braff-854_felt_the-success-of-scrubs-allowed-me-to-purs_1550183.jpg) > [At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/at-this-point-i-feel-like-i-could-go-out-and-accomplish-anything-i-d/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/754/zach-braff-854_accomplish_at-this-point-i-feel-like-i-could-go-out_1784871.png) > [Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/retarded-kids-are-the-best-when-they-ask-for-an-autograph-i-just-fake/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/164/zach-braff-854_asks_retarded-kids-are-the-best-when-they-ask_3054168.png) > [Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/some-people-just-don-t-want-to-put-in-the-effort-i-just-show-up-and/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7c/zach-braff-854_effort_some-people-just-don-t-want-to-put-in-th_732835.png) > [I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-never-taught-a-blind-deaf-chick-to-read-but-somehow-i-ve-managed-to/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/638/zach-braff-854_ask-yourself_i-never-taught-a-blind-deaf-chick-to-rea_3160375.png) > [The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-biggest-problem-i-had-with-starring-in-scrubs-were-the-black/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/266/zach-braff-854_black_the-biggest-problem-i-had-with-starring_2291446.png) > [I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-lot-of-people-remember-when-that-kid-spray-painted-my-brand-new/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fd/zach-braff-854_bedroom_i-lot-of-people-remember-when-that-kid-s_3020671.png) > [Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/over-half-a-century-on-and-they-re-still-complaining-about-it-compare/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/978/zach-braff-854_ask-me_over-half-a-century-on-and-they-re-still_1498381.png) > [You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/you-know-i-ve-occasionally-tried-to-watch-other-shows-besides-scrubs/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c35/zach-braff-854_bits_you-know-i-ve-occasionally-tried-to-watc_1411534.png) > [Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/ever-since-i-was-little-it-was-programmed-into-me-that-london-is/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/35d/zach-braff-854_actor_ever-since-i-was-little-it-was-programme_3156730.png) > [I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-don-t-even-like-the-show-that-much-i-mean-it-s-about-doctors-it-s/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6f/zach-braff-854_acting_i-don-t-even-like-the-show-that-much-i-m_2471367.jpg) > [They put all this money into these huge films and then no one goes to see them. That sort of shows they're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/they-put-all-this-money-into-these-huge-films-and-then-no-one-goes-to/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d0/zach-braff-854_cinema_they-put-all-this-money-into-these-huge_151764.png) ## Other authors on Shows ## More by Zach Braff > [The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-thing-about-hitting-kids-is-think-about-if-you-were-doing-the/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/the-greatest-charity-you-can-contribute-to-is-yourself-instead-of/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-you-re-the-director-and-the-writer-you-never-have-to-remember/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/yea-he-s-alright-but-he-s-no-zach-braff/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/it-was-really-starting-to-get-pathetic-everyday-they-would-come-in/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-ask-me-did-the-fame-come-too-fast-do-you-ever-wish-for-your/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-wouldn-t-exactly-call-it-intelligent-but-somebody-has-to-be-behind/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/people-have-called-me-fake-but-personally-i-don-t-think-i-m-fake/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/when-things-seem-to-be-slowing-down-there-s-this-little-trick-i-like/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-want-to-take-piano-lessons-i-want-to-study-at-university-i-want-to/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-john-mccain-were-really-a-war-hero-he-would-ve-won-vietnam/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/if-i-could-change-anything-about-garden-state-it-would-be-to-cast/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/well-it-s-not-that-i-hate-them-but-honestly-if-i-saw-two-homeless/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I never looked at bread the same way again](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-never-looked-at-bread-the-same-way-again/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) > [I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/i-don-t-belive-oprah-s-sexual-abuse-stories-i-mean-who-would-take-a/) [Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zach-braff/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/shows/zach-braff/#itemlist", "name": "16 Shows Quotes By Zach Braff", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Zach Braff" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/that-hugh-laurie-show-is-nothing-but-scrubs-fan-fiction/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba0/zach-braff-854_fans_that-hugh-laurie-show-is-nothing-but-scr_2029831.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba0/zach-braff-854_fans_that-hugh-laurie-show-is-nothing-but-scr_2029831.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba0/zach-braff-854_fans_that-hugh-laurie-show-is-nothing-but-scr_2029831.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.” — Zach Braff", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Zach Braff" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/of-course-killing-people-is-wrong-but-i-think-history-shows-that/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/zach-braff-854_courses_of-course-killing-people-is-wrong-but-i_262451.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/zach-braff-854_courses_of-course-killing-people-is-wrong-but-i_262451.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/zach-braff-854_courses_of-course-killing-people-is-wrong-but-i_262451.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.” — Zach Braff", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Zach Braff" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/it-s-not-terrible-i-guess-but-if-ricky-gervais-was-half-as-talented/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f9/zach-braff-854_comedy_it-s-not-terrible-i-guess-but-if-ricky-g_2950969.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f9/zach-braff-854_comedy_it-s-not-terrible-i-guess-but-if-ricky-g_2950969.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f9/zach-braff-854_comedy_it-s-not-terrible-i-guess-but-if-ricky-g_2950969.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually…” — Zach Braff", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? 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Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Zach Braff" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zach-braff/some-people-just-don-t-want-to-put-in-the-effort-i-just-show-up-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7c/zach-braff-854_effort_some-people-just-don-t-want-to-put-in-th_732835.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7c/zach-braff-854_effort_some-people-just-don-t-want-to-put-in-th_732835.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7c/zach-braff-854_effort_some-people-just-don-t-want-to-put-in-th_732835.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. 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